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#61
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myopicprophet [OP](07/10/2015) [-] 
Ok my nipple lovers. This high res version should help with your craft
themyopicprophet.deviantart.com/art/NippleForTheNippleFans-545300675
(just go the link and hit the download button on the right)
themyopicprophet.deviantart.com/art/NippleForTheNippleFans-545300675
(just go the link and hit the download button on the right)
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aaronjamesfortson (07/10/2015) [-] Can someone please put this on The Mad Hatter from Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland as a top hat please?
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snyperwulff (07/10/2015) [-]
To tired to comprehend if that was mocking me or a joke catered to something. I dunno... brain no work.
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myopicprophet [OP](07/10/2015) [-] Crap, you need a membership. Lemme see how big an image FJ will accept.
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omegadynasty (07/10/2015) [-] ♪ Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own ♪
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own ♪
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (07/10/2015) [-] Worship the hat of the True Dongers of the internet!
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myopicprophet [OP](07/10/2015) [-] I need to just create some high res nipples for you all to use
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seancwatts (07/10/2015) [-] Ah, sorry about that. May your username be ever bluer over time itsthetie.
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mattdoggy (07/09/2015) [-] >artists spends a lot of time creating new funny comics for our entertainment
>known as "that nipple guy" by everyone
>known as "that nipple guy" by everyone
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comicsansisback (07/10/2015) [-] **comicsansisback used "*roll picture*"**
**comicsansisback rolled image** no you gotta do it like this
**comicsansisback rolled image** no you gotta do it like this
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fuckscreennames (07/10/2015) [-] i feel like, if that would even actually work, that it would be able to easily remove entire square feet from the human body
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beaterthebiter (07/09/2015) [-] **beaterthebiter used "*roll picture*"**
**beaterthebiter rolled image** No no no bruh here's how you do it
**beaterthebiter rolled image** No no no bruh here's how you do it
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murrlogic (07/09/2015) [-] This comic really hits home considering I am going to have sex with my girlfriend tomorrow after work. This is going to be my first time
I mean this sincerly too. I'm going to lose my virginity for real this time.
I mean this sincerly too. I'm going to lose my virginity for real this time.
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smokekusheveryday (07/10/2015) [-] Become the hero funnyjunk needs....
Im proud of you randomn person
Im proud of you randomn person
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fukkentyranitar (07/10/2015) [-] If you gotta plan to **** your girl and you don't even have kids yet, it probably won't happen. I still wish you good fortune in your future endeavors.
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clonedcommando (07/10/2015) [-] Congrats on the sex and all... but WTF is that picture O.o
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aaronjamesfortson (07/10/2015) [-] But ask for consent of said tape from participant because otherwise that's illegal.
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seancwatts (07/10/2015) [-] Being honest though, you prob wont last that long your first time. Its just expected, usually because as a teen you just wait for the moment you finally lose your virginity, and when you do its the best feeling youve prob ever felt in your life. Try not to be nervous either or you wont be able to get it up. (Just experiences from losing my V card at 15) But since you mentioned her drinking and smoking could suggest shes about 21 and if youre a virgin around that age, i cant really give you any advice besides to not **** it up and end up sending her back to her ex.
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binomancha (07/10/2015) [-] honestly just go with the flow
stick your peepee in her and pee in her
and thats it
but in honestly just have fun and wear a condom and dont go all pprnstar and shoot a load on her face have respect for your lady
stick your peepee in her and pee in her
and thats it
but in honestly just have fun and wear a condom and dont go all pprnstar and shoot a load on her face have respect for your lady
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Shadow Guardian ONLINE (07/10/2015) [-] If you feel like you are going to cum too early, flex your abs and thighs. Also, don't be afraid to pull out of her to calm down a bit. Just disguise it by fingering her or just straight up eating her out.
That said, good luck my friend. Make her scream.
That said, good luck my friend. Make her scream.
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thepizzadevourer (07/10/2015) [-] Quick! All five FJ'ers who aren't virgins, give our fellow user some advice! I believe in you buddy, you can do it and make her happy, I'm sure!
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commoncrunch (07/10/2015) [-] Does anyone have that gif of The Lonely Island with the "Congrats on the sex" cake?
That's my pre-emptive message for you, bro.
That's my pre-emptive message for you, bro.
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kristovsky (07/10/2015) [-] Put the thing in the other thing. Apply pressure until it's all the way in. Take it out and put it in again until desired level reached.
I am like 65% sure those aren't instruction for blowing up a pool.
I am like 65% sure those aren't instruction for blowing up a pool.
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lvlonemeepo (07/10/2015) [-] Jack off before you frick, to make sure you last longer and make the correct decision, not with your dick. Also start on top, then work your way around, try and get her on her knees after you put her legs on your shoulders. it goes missionary (you on top) sex demon (legs over your shoulders) then turn her over put your hand on her chest from under and smash from the back, like a sex glob. It'll be great, and you'll make her happy, also! If you have a curvy wee wee, try and use the curve to rub the upper area of her vagina, so like if she was on her stomach and your wee wee faced to the right, put her on her side and smash while shes on her side and you stay upright, so the curve goes up into her crotch. It has to rub the inside of the top, basically to make it easier, the crotch, or the area above the clit where you would shave, that should be were the curve should be rubbing. I hope that was descriptive enough
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lvlonemeepo (07/10/2015) [-] also i highly suggest not having everything set up, just remember your moves, and go down on her first. If the circumstance allows.
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RisenLichen (07/10/2015) [-] Good luck with you. Just be grateful you can lose it to someone who hopefully wont judge you, that's my biggest fear right now with losing mine (whenever that may be)
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tydhtwooh ONLINE (07/10/2015) [-] **tydhtwooh used "*roll picture*"**
**tydhtwooh rolled image**
Eat her out first, don't worry to much about fingering. Most girls I've been with couldn't care for it. You know that video of the shrew linking the stick or whatever? Bust one of those on her. If you feel like your going to cum or getting close, thrust one good time inside her, stay deep but full on make out with her. Grab the back of her head, grab her hair soft but firm as to understand how much she likes and just do the shrew thing in her mouth. Another fun way to last longer is to distract your mind and not think about it. Just think of something else entirely, not like another girls name but like, some **** in a game. I remember my first time, thought about finally beating Halo 2 or 3 on veteran the whole time. Also, you can switch positions like a goddamm mofo.
**tydhtwooh rolled image**
Eat her out first, don't worry to much about fingering. Most girls I've been with couldn't care for it. You know that video of the shrew linking the stick or whatever? Bust one of those on her. If you feel like your going to cum or getting close, thrust one good time inside her, stay deep but full on make out with her. Grab the back of her head, grab her hair soft but firm as to understand how much she likes and just do the shrew thing in her mouth. Another fun way to last longer is to distract your mind and not think about it. Just think of something else entirely, not like another girls name but like, some **** in a game. I remember my first time, thought about finally beating Halo 2 or 3 on veteran the whole time. Also, you can switch positions like a goddamm mofo.
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falloutsurvivor (07/10/2015) [-]
what about if joshlol got 6 nipples like a dog
would he get 3 times the amount of attention?
would he get 3 times the amount of attention?
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infinitereaper (07/10/2015) [-] females have it good, far more sexual pleasure nerves, like 3 ways to orgasm, endless stamina, when they cum it energizes them instead of drain them, nobody cuts off a piece of their genitals at birth, and most importantly they have boobs
nothing really feels that good for me, and I've tried so many things, the only decent couple of orgasms I've had in my life was riding around my pocket bike as a teenager. Nothing quite like the revving of an engine to get you going. But for the most part, I feel nothing just about nowhere. Maybe a little then it fades.
nothing really feels that good for me, and I've tried so many things, the only decent couple of orgasms I've had in my life was riding around my pocket bike as a teenager. Nothing quite like the revving of an engine to get you going. But for the most part, I feel nothing just about nowhere. Maybe a little then it fades.
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newerhinji (07/10/2015) [-] "nobody cuts off a piece of their genitals at birth"
Thank god I'm not from the USA
Thank god I'm not from the USA
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brothergrimm (07/10/2015) [-] it's also hygienic, dude.... A lot of crud and filth builds up under that extra skin and i know a lot of people would be getting infections left and right if they didn't get circumcised.
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timmywankenobi (07/10/2015) [-] in 1970 100's of hospitals were sued for cutting baby boys without asking the parent first thats how common the practice is in the US.
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timmywankenobi (07/10/2015) [-] it's illegal to do the same to baby girls or any other mammals though on "human right grounds "- Apparently infant male humans are the only group human rights don't apply to.
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timmywankenobi (07/10/2015) [-] vagina sewing happen about 500 times a year in very rural tribes in africe for religious/cultural reason. No one will go to these tribes to stop the practice so , I feel if no one even with all the anti female genital mutilation funding can be bothered to go out to these remote tribes and stop them they should just shut the **** up about it. Cliterectomy only does slightly more damage then American male circumcision but is a much safer and quicker procedure with a much lower death and complication. I am against all forced genital mutilation .
Every year in the US at least 200 healthy boys are murdered by doctors preforming this procedure and 10,000 are horrible maimed for life.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/circumcision-young-boys-can-double-4945643
www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/foreskin-why-it-such-secret-north-america
www.circfacts.com/
blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2012/05/when-bad-science-kills-or-how-to-spread-aids/
Every year in the US at least 200 healthy boys are murdered by doctors preforming this procedure and 10,000 are horrible maimed for life.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/circumcision-young-boys-can-double-4945643
www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/foreskin-why-it-such-secret-north-america
www.circfacts.com/
blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2012/05/when-bad-science-kills-or-how-to-spread-aids/
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timmywankenobi (07/10/2015) [-] well it's sexual assault and willful mutilation of a non consenting persons genitals for a cosmetic surgery , which also violates the Hippocratic oath and medical laws.
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infinitereaper (07/10/2015) [-] africa I think, a magical place of overpopulation, aids, and black people
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timmywankenobi (07/10/2015) [-] India's female genital cutting is done to 12 year old girls and is usually a 2 minute procedure where they scrape part of the clit off or 5 minute procedure where they cut of part of the clitoral hood. recovery takes 4 -5 days and pain and damage to the vagina and chance of death is very is minimal conspired to American male circumcision also the loss of nerve endings is far less sever. Yet this procedure on girls is illegal throughout most of the world but a worse more dangerous mutilation is not only legalized but applauded in the US due to American Ignorance and Jewish lobbies .
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myopicprophet [OP](07/10/2015) [-] Ok, this image disturbed me to my core. I thank you!
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captainprincess (07/10/2015) [-] I always just assumed nippleman had a horsecock as his secret to having a waman
