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I'll Never Talk. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ The most heinous of all the torture techniques.. WHAT EEF I DAD. SHE HIT ME!‘

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

The most heinous of all the torture techniques.

WHAT EEF I DAD. SHE HIT ME!‘
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I' LL TALK. I' LL TALK!
JUST MAKE THEM STEP!
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#5 - yodaiam ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
<Your life in a gif.
<Your life in a gif.
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#12 - announcement (09/27/2015) [-]
I'M SO ******* ORIGINAL!
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#52 to #7 - ubercron (09/28/2015) [-]
can't jack it right now.
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#68 to #52 - demonbreadofnorth (09/28/2015) [-]
poor bastard
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User avatar #70 to #7 - assassindash (09/28/2015) [-]
Dickgirl = dude with boobs or hermaphrodite.
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#95 to #70 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #70 - rockergamer (09/28/2015) [-]
i don't see the problem
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#79 to #70 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
I dated a girl with a dick, she hated the thing and was never previously a dude, she wanted a vag and never wanted to be naked until she got surgery to get a vag.
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User avatar #101 to #79 - cabbagemayhem (09/28/2015) [-]
"She" had a dick, and "she" would need surgery to have a vag. That's called a dude.
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User avatar #104 to #101 - mrsexmuffins (09/28/2015) [-]
Nah man, that's called trans
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User avatar #107 to #106 - mrsexmuffins (09/28/2015) [-]
I don't get your point here. What does that have to do with trans people?
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User avatar #116 to #107 - assassindash (09/29/2015) [-]
he's not a female unless he removes (or gains it, one or the other) the Y-Chromosome, which dictates what chemicals your body produces.
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User avatar #121 to #116 - mrsexmuffins (09/29/2015) [-]
Sex=/=gender. Physically she is male, but mentally she is female you feel me. On any sort of doctors form she would be referred to as male, which is understandable, but in almost any other situation, she would be referred to as a she. Have you never met a trans person?
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User avatar #123 to #121 - assassindash (09/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and before you start bitching about how I slapped her, when I said she went "up in my face" I meant she got right in front of me and tried to shove me while yelling at me. Aggressive action met with aggressive force.
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User avatar #122 to #121 - assassindash (09/29/2015) [-]
I have, two in fact, but I told them to keep their mental problems away from me. Gave one of them a good slap when she got up in my face about it. Told her that's what I'd do before she did it too, so there ya go. She stopped being retarded around me then.

Generally those kinds of people are the worst kinds of people when faced with a different thought or opinion, especially or sometimes primarily in person. That's mainly because they have this thing where they can't handle reality, which is why they make up **** to cope with their own problems such as "mental gender."

She tried to call the cops on me too for slapping her, but her friend was an eye witness and a lot more reasonable then she is, and told them that I DID warn her what i'd do if she overreacted. Got off scott free when her friend said she'd leave her if she tried taking her cousin to court over her own outburst.

Anyway, long story short, **** the majority of trans people.
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User avatar #124 to #122 - mrsexmuffins (09/29/2015) [-]
I've seriously never had this type of experience with a trans person, but that's probably because I didn't tell them they have mental issues straight to their face. Like, you don't tell someone with acne that they have acne all over their face yknow? The only thing it could do is piss them off.
I'm friends several trans people, and even dated one for a while, and I can assure you that is not the majority of trans people as long as you don't try to piss them off. Anyone is going to over react when they're pissed, homie.
I can feel you on the slapping though. When someone is up in my face yelling, that's my first reaction as well. I'm just saying you could have not provoked them.
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User avatar #125 to #124 - assassindash (09/29/2015) [-]
I didn't say they had a mental issue, that was my pasts rage getting me a little bit, in my actual words, I believe I said something along the lines of, "Can you not make me do that? It's annoying."

Still a little aggressive on my end, yea, but still not enough to meet with that kind of aggressive action.
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#111 to #7 - bahtzee (09/28/2015) [-]
Nah man, das gay.
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#80 to #7 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
Violate my everything fj
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#87 to #80 - enslavedyouth (09/28/2015) [-]
Statement: With pleasure, meatbag!
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#88 to #87 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
This is not what I had in mind
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#89 to #88 - enslavedyouth (09/28/2015) [-]
Query: Then what is it you meant to say?
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#90 to #80 - horsewenk (09/28/2015) [-]
Alright. Get ready.
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#92 to #90 - enslavedyouth (09/28/2015) [-]
A cucumber? Not the most adequate weapon.
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#102 to #80 - tarabostes (09/28/2015) [-]
Can't resist Emma
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User avatar #105 to #102 - MrBlak (09/28/2015) [-]
*Olivia Wilde.
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#108 to #105 - tarabostes (09/28/2015) [-]
No it isn't
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#110 to #109 - tarabostes (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, but have you ever seen Olivia Wilde and Emma Stone in the same Place?
Spooky right?
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User avatar #112 to #110 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
One time, Emma was in my house while something with Olivia was on tv. Does that count?
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#114 to #112 - tarabostes (09/29/2015) [-]
N-NO ! THAT'S OBVIOUS CG!
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User avatar #115 to #114 - twiceasfun (09/29/2015) [-]
It's okay, I made it up for attention. Those things didn't actually happen at the same time
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#117 to #115 - tarabostes (09/29/2015) [-]
Good girl , you almost spooked ME There...
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#32 to #7 - swirlytwirl (09/28/2015) [-]
Amen to that.
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#94 to #86 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Is there perhaps a sauce?
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#100 to #94 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Bunny Black.
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#33 to #14 - jamiemsm ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
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#10 to #7 - frenzyhero (09/27/2015) [-]
I've got 3 images I can use as an appropriate reaction, yet I can only use 1...
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#8 to #7 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
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#30 to #25 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
my god that picture is perfect, you got any other oddly specific jojo reactions?
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#36 to #30 - putindispencerhere (09/28/2015) [-]
I mean, not specific, but useful
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#37 to #36 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
that is useful
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#47 to #38 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
i also have more of these
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#83 to #82 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
its not loading for me
can you repost it?
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#84 to #83 - broswagonist (09/28/2015) [-]
I did, this was my second attempt.
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#85 to #84 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
was...was it jojo?
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User avatar #73 to #38 - theugandanhero (09/28/2015) [-]
Nice that's the pic I snipped from Josuke's arc
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#46 to #38 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
if you want it i have the color version
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#103 to #40 - tarabostes (09/28/2015) [-]
Can't resist ... boner...
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#42 to #40 - slenderwolf (09/28/2015) [-]
**slenderwolf used "*roll picture*"**
**slenderwolf rolled image**
Is that princess bumble and that vampire chick?
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#67 to #44 - thememegod ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
>tfw people use a meme you created
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User avatar #119 to #67 - palmsspaghetti (09/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** , YOU'RE whycantifindaname?!?
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#126 to #119 - thememegod ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


No.
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#127 to #126 - palmsspaghetti (09/30/2015) [-]
I know. But the laughter I brought you was worth the stupid comment. Isn't that why we're all here? Pic not related. love ya bro
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#48 to #44 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
I know where that's from
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#50 to #48 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
then share damnit!
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#51 to #50 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
I don't have it, and i dont really want to find it because she has a dick in it.
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User avatar #62 to #51 - YllekNayr (09/28/2015) [-]
uhhhh, she's wearing a strap-on
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User avatar #63 to #62 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah i know, i sourced it for the guy if you scroll down a little farther.
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#53 to #51 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
then give me what i need to find it on my own damnit!
what part of LET ME VIOLATE YOUR EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING?!
please? <3
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User avatar #54 to #53 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
idk the show is called adventure time, the girl is named marceline and theres another character in the picture named princess bubblegum
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#55 to #54 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
ok so ended up on kym. it a recolor of a pannel from an echi/hentai manga with no actual sex.
and like that you've lost me. well off to find something to fap to.
jk everyone knows ima go post more jojo
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User avatar #56 to #55 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
i could probably find it and ill do a ***** a favor just this once
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User avatar #59 to #57 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link I guess its just a strapon but still, that pic contains a lot of **** i AINT into
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#60 to #59 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
my friend ima suggest you stay FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR away from this game then.
or if you want to get into every kink known to man then play it
thx for the sauce
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#61 to #60 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
Haha, yes i tend to NOT play that game. NP for source.
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#65 to #61 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
that is.... quiet the sack
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User avatar #64 to #59 - YllekNayr (09/28/2015) [-]
What's not to be into about this?
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User avatar #66 to #64 - hopporto (09/28/2015) [-]
Bondage and strapons aint my **** son.
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User avatar #72 to #44 - gernet (09/28/2015) [-]
SAUC3??
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User avatar #128 to #72 - palmsspaghetti (09/30/2015) [-]
>>#59 in the spoiler.
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User avatar #129 to #128 - gernet (09/30/2015) [-]
thanks bro
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User avatar #45 to #44 - slenderwolf (09/28/2015) [-]
Actually I can't help but think the Princess's pussy tastes like bubblegum. I don't like bubblegum. But that vampire chick, Marselene right? is hot.
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User avatar #99 to #42 - barakakaka (09/28/2015) [-]
I think its Hana-Chan from Prison school doujin/anime. Great read/watch with characters more dense than neutron stars.
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#78 to #42 - canichaikait (09/28/2015) [-]






It's actually taken from a doujin, I don't remember which, I just remember it was a really ****** up one with a lot of weird **** someone just recolored it to make it looke like PB and Marceline.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - valourinfj (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah
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#11 - scandalouszander (09/27/2015) [-]
you never cease to surprise me
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User avatar #17 to #11 - myopicprophet [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
*Jumps out from behind corner* Boo!
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#31 to #17 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
he that doesnt have the impact i wanted, lets try this
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#113 to #17 - hourlyb (09/28/2015) [-]
MFW
Sorry for the retarded watermark at the end.
I gotta buy some editing software. If it weren't so goddamn expensive.
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User avatar #118 to #113 - shreksorcist (09/29/2015) [-]
The last few seconds should be used as a gif similar to dong expand
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#35 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#41 to #35 - ladyrazor (09/28/2015) [-]
Sunstone Unf I love that comic
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#1 - brackgrapple (09/27/2015) [-]
i hope i dont have to deal with kids for at least the next 10 years
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User avatar #18 to #1 - croabadrake (09/27/2015) [-]
I honestly thought the rag was a nipple at first.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - myopicprophet [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
reeee-laaaax.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - myopicprophet [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
Welp, if you insist.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - myopicprophet [OP](09/28/2015) [-]
Right on
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#15 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
Are you literally incapable of making a comic without slutty characters?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - myopicprophet [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
Uh, obviously not!
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User avatar #120 to #16 - palmsspaghetti (09/29/2015) [-]
Good, cuz that's not what we want. We were just curious.
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#75 - perturabo (09/28/2015) [-]
**perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
**perturabo rolled image**
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User avatar #20 - zionsype (09/27/2015) [-]
That baby is rather concerned about the garbage getting taken out
But why is his wife calling him "Dad" and crying?
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#69 - kuff (09/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't trust her if I were you.
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User avatar #4 - gohex (09/27/2015) [-]
What's written on the walls?
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User avatar #6 to #4 - myopicprophet [OP](09/27/2015) [-]
More of annoying demands and complaints from his family.
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#9 - dalgaard ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
The family just doesnt always get the situation you're in..
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User avatar #93 - mrhappysunshine ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Why is the baby asking if he took the garbage out?
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#77 - pulseythekid ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
**pulseythekid used "*roll picture*"**
**pulseythekid rolled image**
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#19 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
his wife's got that figure after 3 kids? What's this guy got to complain about?
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User avatar #2 - dbBlues (09/27/2015) [-]
Your wife looks better with red hair.
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User avatar #3 - crampers (09/27/2015) [-]
Nipple guy has kids!?
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User avatar #34 - greyswordsman (09/28/2015) [-]
to be honest, you make the best comics on here. even without those....things
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#58 - vegasstoner (09/28/2015) [-]
did your wife or girlfriend dye her hair? or is this hypothetical?
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