How to Effectively Distract Your Gf
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thepizzadevourer (03/31/2015) [-] 
There's an even easier way . . . don't have one in the first place
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mcmxcideath (04/01/2015) [-] I did this to one of my ex girlfriends and at first she was all "What are you doing!?" but then she started doing it herself. She did it again last time I saw her and we weren't together at that time, she just said "I missed that", guess she doesn't do it with other dudes.
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Vandeekree (04/01/2015) [-] Makeup is brightly colored and in packages. Candy is brightly colored and in packages. My mom left her purse alone and unguarded. I feasted well that day.
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heartbleed ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-] When I was a child I got into some paint and ended up dumping it in a puddle on the carpet and playing about in it. My dad came home and screamed at me causing me to run around on the carpet tracking paint throughout the whole house. We had to replace alot of the flooring. My story didn't involve me eating anything so idk how relevant it is but w/e
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YllekNayr ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-] This actually works very well.
I'm surprised that this is apparently a common thing.
My girlfriend has an aversion to being licked, which is pretty funny.
I'm surprised that this is apparently a common thing.
My girlfriend has an aversion to being licked, which is pretty funny.
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dragonandpenguin [OP](04/01/2015) [-] I'm surprised to find out that it is. I feel like I am betraying womankind somehow. However, my bf has upgraded to licking my eyeball... which ends in me effectively forgetting whatever the hell it is I just said and trying to get it all out... and that is for another comic.
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Dragonchampion ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-] The the **** didn't you say "You kids want mothers for lovers" Missed opportunity there.
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anon (04/01/2015) [-]
Please stop making content unless you want to make a joke. This is terrible
#26
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anon (04/01/2015) [-]
This is ******* awful, please stop making this unless you actually have a joke to make.
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knightems (04/01/2015) [-] Here's what I do to distract her
>pretend I'm going in for a kiss
>wait until she closes her eyes
>lick the tip of her nose
>run away
Or sometimes I go for a 10 hit ear-nose-other ear combo of licking that she can't possibly stop
>pretend I'm going in for a kiss
>wait until she closes her eyes
>lick the tip of her nose
>run away
Or sometimes I go for a 10 hit ear-nose-other ear combo of licking that she can't possibly stop
