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How To Cure A Bad Mood. You can see the rest of my comics over at legacy-control.com/comic/how-to-cure-a-bad-mood/ I know this isn't standard FJ fare but babies

You can see the rest of my comics over at legacy-control.com/comic/how-to-cure-a-bad-mood/

I know this isn't standard FJ fare but babies cheer me up..so

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HELD A BABY. THEY' RE -
AND INNOCENT AND REM' Ect
GREY? BAD MUSE? HERE' S
SOMETHING YOU CAN THY...
MD JAKE. IT
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#11 - umadguy ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
Baby's
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#39 to #11 - coffinsalesman (10/07/2015) [-]
Bad Grammar
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#49 to #39 - jonball (10/07/2015) [-]
Overreacting
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#74 to #52 - kingdaniel (10/07/2015) [-]
Normal fags.
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#81 to #74 - draukenkind (10/07/2015) [-]
Being stuck in a glass house
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#83 to #81 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Minorities
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#84 to #83 - zepplinfailure (10/07/2015) [-]
Being REALLY **** at using magic.
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#85 to #84 - ximz (10/07/2015) [-]
Tread of things that people find disgusting
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#88 to #85 - coffinsalesman (10/08/2015) [-]
Bad spelling
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#4 - ingloriousgamer (10/06/2015) [-]
I dont even know how to properly hold a tiny human meat bag let alone want to
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User avatar #6 to #4 - myopicprophet [OP](10/06/2015) [-]
It's easy. Just pretend you're holding a tiny, fragile vile of some kind of very dangerous radioactive material.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - demcupcakes ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
So with tongs?
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User avatar #9 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](10/06/2015) [-]
And a hazmat suit.
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User avatar #17 to #6 - regimentbluefly (10/06/2015) [-]
im guessing baby is on the way/planned?
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User avatar #37 to #4 - sirdood (10/07/2015) [-]
if the baby's old enough, they will be the one holding on to you for the most part
if not, then pretend that if it dies, you die, because that's what will happen
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#12 - xskullgirlsx (10/06/2015) [-]
Sometimes I try
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#23 to #12 - anlbomber ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
If noone else would have made it, I would
Thanks for putting me out of business, biotch
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#35 to #34 - cyberviking (10/07/2015) [-]
By the rules of common decency on FJ, if you post lewd you must give a source. SAUCE!?
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#36 to #35 - moonmeander (10/07/2015) [-]
Christ I thought everyone knew about this one, its Come on! Shoot faster imgur.com/a/nRI4m/embed#0
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User avatar #87 to #36 - thegreentornado ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Or on Pururin
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#24 to #23 - xskullgirlsx (10/07/2015) [-]
You're to sloooow
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#57 to #24 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
he needs to shoot faster
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#3 - canichaikait ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
Babies are the devil's spawn.
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#76 to #3 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
AND ONE DAY SOMETHING IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD WILL MAKE YOU WANT ONE YOU WEEB FAGGOT
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User avatar #38 to #3 - muffincannibal (10/07/2015) [-]
So do we grow out of the whole devils spawn or are we forever a demons own?
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#77 to #38 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
You can't grow out of it.

Kaz, we're already demons.

I had to.
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User avatar #71 to #38 - juter (10/07/2015) [-]
There's a Metal Gear joke here somewhere
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User avatar #5 to #3 - myopicprophet [OP](10/06/2015) [-]
If they're spawn of the devil...then yes!
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User avatar #13 to #5 - europe (10/06/2015) [-]
They just scream and **** and scream some more
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User avatar #42 to #3 - dbykamlyat (10/07/2015) [-]
we've all been a baby once tho.
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#47 to #42 - sesshii (10/07/2015) [-]
So the question is weather or not to grow up.
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#60 to #47 - dbykamlyat (10/07/2015) [-]
everyone has their own way of growing up, some do, some dont.
all i know is that there is a way, everyone can find it.
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User avatar #58 to #47 - dreygur (10/07/2015) [-]
Well, there's sunshine, if you want to know.
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User avatar #54 to #42 - Lilstow (10/07/2015) [-]
>>#3,
chaika wasn't.
chaika was made in a lab.
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#56 to #54 - dbykamlyat (10/07/2015) [-]
i wonder which ingredient the professor didn't have for that one...
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#43 to #42 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
that doesnt make it any less true, i'd say more so.
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#21 - barakakaka (10/06/2015) [-]
Instructions unclear... I AM a Baby...
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#26 - sefairo (10/07/2015) [-]
I can't believe there are so many people that don't like babies. I mean yeah they scream and **** all over the place but they can be cute.

Everyone loves cute puppies which are the offspring of another living being, but we hate our own little productions.

Humans are great We're ******
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User avatar #64 to #26 - lgninjaleetful (10/07/2015) [-]
human babies are the ugliest of offspring in the animal kingdom you know.

puppies and kittens are cute mang
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#67 to #64 - plantain ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Bruh...
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#68 to #67 - plantain ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
BRUH
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#69 to #68 - plantain ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
BRUH
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User avatar #80 to #69 - severepwner ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Every animal is going to look strange if you shave it weird you ******* cheater.
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#86 to #80 - plantain ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
They're all babies that haven't grown full fur yet. But don't worry, within a few week sor so, that rabbit will look like this.
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User avatar #10 - mrkanyeeast (10/06/2015) [-]
Very subtle way to let us know your wife and you are thinking of kids
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#25 - bakinboy (10/07/2015) [-]
or you could hold this little pupper
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#15 - thelizardlord (10/06/2015) [-]
Sex for the purpose of procreation? Now We're talking!
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#45 - strokemysolidsnake (10/07/2015) [-]
Damn babies... all they do is grow up and take 100% of the jobs.
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#40 - angelusprimus (10/07/2015) [-]
Personally I prefer to pick up a kitten, instead of a baby.

Important warning though. You should still make sure kitten's mom is ok with it first.
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#16 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
Don't know about you but I hate children with the exception of my cousin's spawn

MFW children get in close proximity
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#20 - murrlogic (10/06/2015) [-]
You don't know true hell unless you're in a restraunt or a bus ride and that kid can't stop crying

Are babysitters a ******* dying profession? Jesus christ
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#82 to #20 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
The problem is finding someone you can actually trust to guard your spawn.
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#75 - kolya (10/07/2015) [-]
the answer lies closer than you think
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User avatar #66 - assassindash ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Babies aren't good.... Babies aren't evil....

At the moment of their birth, they are a blank slate that literally does not give a **** at the moment other than that its cold or that your fingers are warm.

They don't have any positive or negative feelings about anyone around them as a person, they don't do anything when they're born but cry, unless they're you know.... Dying.... *Ahem*

Anyway, the point is, I don't like babies because everyone who DOES like them seems to think they're true angels, when really, they just have nothing for anyone to hold against them other than their piss and **** ways. I don't hate babies because I know they're simply weak, and annoying little bugs that don't really matter to the world just yet, very similar to most species in general all their lives.

I can't hate what's similar to me, and I can't love something that doesn't quite feel as strong as me just yet....

That's pretty much my in depth opinion of babies in general....
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#62 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #48 - maybetraffy (10/07/2015) [-]
someone spooked my pumpkins
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User avatar #73 to #48 - frostbeard (10/07/2015) [-]
nice avatar
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User avatar #90 to #73 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
rip
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User avatar #19 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
Having had 5 younger siblings and . . . lesse . . . 18 younger cousins


I can confirm that holding babies is actually pretty nice. Considerably less so when they're cranky, but as long as you know what you're doing you have at least a decent chance of cheering them up, which is also a good feeling.
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User avatar #59 to #19 - mountainyard (10/07/2015) [-]
Y'all ************* need to stop sexing.
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User avatar #89 to #59 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, tell that to my parents. Worked out OK in my case but sometimes I wonder about them.
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User avatar #1 - theawkwardbros (10/06/2015) [-]
I tried holding a baby once. It **** its pants and puked on me.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](10/06/2015) [-]
Rainbow puke?
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User avatar #7 to #2 - theawkwardbros (10/06/2015) [-]
You know it!
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#51 - soule (10/07/2015) [-]
Ugh. I immensely dislike children. I'd rather hold my dog.
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User avatar #55 to #51 - infinityflame (10/07/2015) [-]
I hope you die.
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User avatar #72 to #55 - soule (10/07/2015) [-]
I will eventually.
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