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How can I help. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ Let this be a lesson to all you fellas out there. Be ver, VERY specific in you

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

Let this be a lesson to all you fellas out there. Be ver, VERY specific in your requests.

BABE. ' BEEN NEGLECTING If
MY JUNK‘ LATELY. REALLY *“ PE ,
NEED Tr: STEP [ ddi '' GAME.

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11/15/2015

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#22 - karenoniks ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]

I am so glad I never felt this pain.

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#12 - xskullgirlsx (11/15/2015) [-]

New reaction photo everyone

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#58 to #12 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

photo

#57 to #12 - advice

(11/16/2015) [-]

thanks

#89 to #12 - thefikiboklife (11/16/2015) [-]

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#48 to #12 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

So.. this crap is supposed to be funny because the boyfriend had a completely valid concern and instead of having a discussion about what they could do different in their relationship or about their responsibilities to each other, she punches him in the nuts and that's humor?

Do we get one where she tells him he's not dicking her enough and he kicks her in the cunt and stomps on her tits?

#56 to #48 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

"Youve been neglecting my junk" is a valid concern?

#80 to #56 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

Well, it's technically a valid reason for divorce.

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#86 to #80 - daniboyi (11/16/2015) [-]

if you are only married for sex, then you should not have been married in the first place.

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#59 to #56 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

If she's his girlfriend, it is.

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#67 to #59 - donbionicle (11/16/2015) [-]

To say there are better ways of phrasing it, is a vast understatement.

#81 to #12 - newdevyx (11/16/2015) [-]

+210

#27 - vladi (11/15/2015) [-]

The art is fine, but lately quality of the humor has been going down the drain. Really, getting punched in the nuts as the joke? Total lack of creativity.

#73 to #27 - arreatface (11/16/2015) [-]

good ole nutpuch doin dirty deeds

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#38 to #27 - lirfy (11/16/2015) [-]

your comment is going to get deleted when he checks back on this post lol. A few weeks ago he did that to a comment similar to yours that had 80 thumbs and replies to it

#40 to #38 - runescapewasgood (11/16/2015) [-]

your comment made me downthumb the content. i wonder if thatll make him delete your comment too

#41 to #40 - lirfy (11/16/2015) [-]

Nah don't, just vote up or down based on whether you like the content or not

Not trying hate the OP, just don't really like it when people censor opinions

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#42 to #41 - runescapewasgood (11/16/2015) [-]

content wasnt that funny and if hes censoring people he deserves a thumb down. thats my logic.

#82 to #38 - vladi (11/16/2015) [-]

Someone screenshot and point out his ******** if he does.

#87 to #82 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

I typed in 'comment deleted by myopicprophet' into google and a few results came up about users complaining he censored

#88 to #87 - vladi (11/16/2015) [-]

****** thinks he can get away with making ****** jokes and then deleting every comment that says it's **** . We must not let it happen!

#63 to #38 - mvtjets (11/16/2015) [-]

link

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#10 - Lilstow (11/15/2015) [-]

Oh **** ! A new myopicprophet post?
QUICK! I NEED TO MAKE A NIPPLE POST BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!
OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO? I NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING FAST!

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#11 to #10 - Lilstow (11/15/2015) [-]

Nailed it.

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#15 to #11 - angelious (11/15/2015) [-]

you should change the "you have been neglecting my junk lately"

to "you have been neglecting my nipples lately"

#20 to #15 - Lilstow (11/15/2015) [-]

I considered it, but myopicprophet has this remarkable trait where he uploads his comics at the same time i start studying.

#17 to #15 - jesusisagoose (11/15/2015) [-]

2'rd ed

#19 to #17 - angelious (11/15/2015) [-]

nothing is impossible!

#77 to #11 - wetharmonica (11/16/2015) [-]

Somehow I feel that should have replaced the guy's eye.

#50 to #11 - alphagex (11/16/2015) [-]

Not sure if sarcasm...or appreciation.

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#7 - osamabintrippin (11/15/2015) [-]

**osamabintrippin used "*roll picture*"**
**osamabintrippin rolled image** This is true pain

#18 to #7 - jesusisagoose (11/15/2015) [-]

waht a role

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#32 - cactusphalus (11/16/2015) [-]

**cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"**
**cactusphalus rolled image**What if that's my fetish?

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#68 to #32 - wigglyjr (11/16/2015) [-]

Syrianbro~

#51 to #32 - mewtastic (11/16/2015) [-]

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#35 to #32 - lukashein (11/16/2015) [-]

Look at that fukken roll

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#3 - echobase (11/15/2015) [-]

You have really progressed from boyfriend/grilfriend to husband/wife

#9 to #3 - Lilstow (11/15/2015) [-]

I've always got a husband/wife vibe myself.

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#39 - SirSheepy (11/16/2015) [-]

+10

#30 - dasbrot (11/16/2015) [-]

Oh boy! Domination is my fetish!

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#66 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

Another sex joke. Gonna remove this comment for pointing out all your jokes are lame snorefest sex jokes for 12 year olds?

This guy even blocked me because I pointed out all his jokes are just sex jokes for immature kids.

#83 to #66 - commencingfailure (11/16/2015) [-]

I'm going to kind of agree. It's getting a bit boring by now.

#54 - ashedust (11/16/2015) [-]

Imagine if it was reversed. Him punching her.

You'd be lynched.

Nice use of double standards, I guess. And lack of context.

You need to step your game up.

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#65 to #54 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

it's like men/women relations aren't purely symmetrical
stop being a keyboard warrior's hemorroid a second

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#70 to #65 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

it's like men/women relations aren't purely symmetrical
stop being a keyboard warrior's hemorroid a second

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#33 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

HAHAHAHAHA HE GOT HIT IN THE NUTS

HOLY **** I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE THIS FAT LADY FELL OVER

TOP ****** QUALITY **** RIGHT HERE SON I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T ENJOY THIS WELL DEVELOPED AND THOUGHT OUT HUMOR

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#34 to #33 - thearcher (11/16/2015) [-]

I can literally Taste the sarcasm here

Kind of strawberryish with a hint of lime, it's actually quite nice....

#8 - schnizel (11/15/2015) [-]

#PrayForTheNippleMan

#61 - freemanareso ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]

Bad way to put it, but being a cunt by punching his testicles is over overkill. Also a nut punch joke? Come on, you can do better.

#90 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

#31 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]

I think this comic is ******* stupid tbh

#26 - murrlogic (11/15/2015) [-]

>Getting beat up by girls

Please that's everyone's fetish. Think real hard as to why people like Ronda Rousey

Its not because she's pretty its because she can beat you up.