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Hello FJ, I too make comics sometimes.

Tags: OC | comic | nukes
Three
rm two colonal.
That means W
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So the MD nre V
the nu es after all
Curse yoouu...
So they went that far.
Damn you.
Damn all.
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launch detected.
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#1 - fireskeleton [OP](12/14/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by fireskeleton
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User avatar #2 - jamesten (12/14/2015) [-]
cool, a new oc maker whose first comic isn't about coming back or to fj
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#3 to #2 - fireskeleton [OP](12/14/2015) [-]
I did try to make one of these too but I don't know anyone so...
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User avatar #4 to #3 - jamesten (12/14/2015) [-]
don't
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User avatar #21 to #5 - geothermal (12/15/2015) [-]
remember, no meta
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User avatar #25 to #5 - traks (12/15/2015) [-]
I like your style, dood.
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#6 - crlmsonhazard (12/14/2015) [-]
OC on Funnyjunk that actually doesn't suck.

It's beautiful
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User avatar #102 to #6 - TarnRazor (12/15/2015) [-]
I've noticed most OC around here is about what it's like to make OC
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#16 to #6 - sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
Are we reading the same comic?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - fireskeleton [OP](12/14/2015) [-]
Thanks^^
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User avatar #9 to #6 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
idk I think it does
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#10 to #9 - hxhmaniac (12/15/2015) [-]
i think you suck
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User avatar #97 to #10 - tarabostes (12/15/2015) [-]
i love you hxh <3
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#27 to #6 - shadowdoogen (12/15/2015) [-]
Well **** you too then. Pls love me
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#17 - syfygeek (12/15/2015) [-]
9/10 thought it was funny

That isn't exactly how Fission works but ok
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#74 to #17 - bmnhu (12/15/2015) [-]
Well, fission relies on splitting a heavy atom into lighter ones, which releases energy. The individual protons and neutrons remain intact, they are just separated into different nuclei, so the only force "broken" is the weak nuclear force.

The protons themselves are made up of quarks, which are held together by strong nuclear force. This force is 6 orders of magnitude (million times) greater than weak nuclear force.

I have no idea how this translates into the amount of energy that would be released due to splitting of a proton, but I think its safe to assume that its.. a lot.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - syfygeek (12/15/2015) [-]
I understand how it works.

but given that it's a two dimensional object and literally has no splitting force whatsoever, nothing would happen. he'd pass straight through without moving the nuclei at all. even if there were an infinitely thin plane separating two protons in a nucleus, the strong nuclear force would keep them together, because there is no change in distance between them. It would work kind of like splitting two spherical magnets with a knife.
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#76 to #75 - bmnhu (12/15/2015) [-]
Considering that no third dimension = no volume = no mass, a 2d "object" cannot exist, and so its just a concept, a plane (2 dimensional surface).

I just wanted to say how fission is different from splitting a proton and whats the difference between these forces, is all.

I wasn't trying to justify the comic (which, naturally, is purely abstract) or imply you didn't understand fission, just wrote that in case someone read you original comment and wondered whats the difference.
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User avatar #8 - lumpymandude (12/15/2015) [-]
Except that's not how a bomb goes off from splitting one proton. It's from a chain reaction
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User avatar #13 to #8 - fireskeleton [OP](12/15/2015) [-]
Huh i thought all it takes is a proton to split and any material would explode.
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User avatar #37 to #13 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
well, technically you can't split a proton into two equal pieces, as it's comprised of 3 quarks. trying to pull a quark from its two friends needs tremendous energy, and only makes another proton (kinda depends on how much energy you spent trying to break it off)) and a meson (quark-antiquark pair, i'm not explaining it, google that).
what people think of a nuclear explosion actually comes out of a chain reaction, and a few criteria must be accomplished before a chain reaction can be deadly
-the atoms must be of a special kind, you can't just split an atom in a rock and expect it to blow up like crazy. Regular nuclear physicists would be thinking about uranium or plutonium, plus extra weird stuff here and there.
-the energy released by an atom must at least be able to initiate 1 other atom splitting. most of the time they just use a neutron's momentum to blow off another atom, releasing more neutron. most (99.3%) atoms of Uranium comes in atom mass 238, 92 protons and guess the neutrons. they need too much energy to split. and the good stuff is Uranium with atom mass of 235(100-99.3%). guess what you should do with it. Don't know? google uranium enrichment.
-there must be enough atoms to blow up in order to make a chain reaction. a chunk of pure uranium will not do, I mean even the bomb that swept Hiroshima had 64kg of pure (+90% U235) uranium, but that's the biggest one so far. (take note that every nuke since uses plutonium, plutonium is easier to produce than enriching the **** out of uranium.
-the reaction must take as long as possible to ensure efficiency. Guess the efficiency in the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima. It would make economists cringe. that's why plutonium is better, they are much easily contained and the reaction can be kept at great lengths of time.
note that nuclear reactors also fit the criteria, but the speed of reaction is dumbed down severely so that it doesn't melt down.
Zanz out, have a good day.
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#46 to #37 - thegamegestapo (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're going on the watchlist...
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User avatar #47 to #46 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
it's high school nuclear info
anyone with at least B in their high school physics should've known this
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User avatar #49 to #47 - thegamegestapo (12/15/2015) [-]
Perhaps, but you remembered the information past your final. This indicates Bond villain tendencies.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
It's not like a regular joe can hide 64 kg of Uranium 235 in his house, anyway
It's too expensive and you can't stack it together because your shed would burn down from the accidental reaction
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User avatar #51 to #50 - thegamegestapo (12/15/2015) [-]
...you've actually given this some thought, huh?
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User avatar #52 to #51 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
what? of course not.
at least before i can legally get my hands on pure plutonium
the question is what companies are allowed to even manufacture plutonium?
totally not.
/joke
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User avatar #54 to #53 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
how would you use it, though?
it's not like you're gonna glass your city, deserts have better sand and therefore better for nuclear tests.
that is if you like radioactive glass.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - thegamegestapo (12/15/2015) [-]
I don't know, sell it to the North Koreans or use it to blackmail the Canadians or something.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
just a thought, how much does a nuclear weapon assembler get paid per hour?
considering they're fiddling with radioactive stuff, their insurance isn't gonna pay for mistakes that happen.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - thegamegestapo (12/15/2015) [-]
True. There's also the cost of commuting since I doubt any self respecting government builds their nukes near population centres.
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User avatar #59 to #57 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
neither do they store nukes near population centres.
I mean in an emergency, would the president tell someone to drive the **** down and activate the rocket?
or maybe they have a particular password to send per nuke?
oooh. I have an idea.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - thegamegestapo (12/15/2015) [-]
"Vladimir, hurry to the arms depot, Comrade Kruvchenko wishes us to go to Extra-Red Alert and you are the only one who knew Comrade Stalin's mother's maiden name!"
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User avatar #61 to #60 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
It was fun while it lasted.
See you sometime, I need to go refresh my brain for evil great thoughts tomorrow
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User avatar #81 to #61 - wisemate (12/15/2015) [-]
Top banter m8s.
I really enjoyed your synopsis on the splitting of protons and chain reaction, zzzanzitron.

-A Nuclear Engineer.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
except for the first part.
that's basic particle physics
I appreciate your joke
no homo
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User avatar #89 to #37 - notsohappygamer (12/15/2015) [-]
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
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User avatar #103 to #89 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
*ding*
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User avatar #38 to #37 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
and take note that this only comprises fission chain reaction. in fusion you just have to make the stuff you want to fuse dense enough (but not black hole dense) and you're gold.
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User avatar #39 to #37 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
i'm a dumbass
Little boy (bomb that swept Hiroshima) only had 80% U-235.
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User avatar #12 to #8 - craftyatom (12/15/2015) [-]
It's possible, if the cake's dense enough.

I mean, no idea who makes a cake out of fissile material, but theoretically it could work.
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#69 - whitenerdy (12/15/2015) [-]
but wouldn't the electrons hitting the 2D characters release the same kind of reaction

and wouldn't that reaction happen constantly as heat is basicly atoms in motion or does that require that you are hit or hit it in high velocity/heat

if so, could the 2D keep the sun alive in your universe by sending people to the sun, aiding it in it's fusion?

do people... praise the sun in that universe?
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#79 to #69 - thegoblinlord (12/15/2015) [-]
**thegoblinlord used "*roll picture*"**
**thegoblinlord rolled image** PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY EVER DESTROYING SUN
Vampires would be like the fallen
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User avatar #90 to #69 - fireskeleton [OP](12/15/2015) [-]
Actually, the sun works entirely different there ( 2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The+dragon+king+and+the+sun_65eff8_5770479.jpg ) From an older comic...
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User avatar #91 to #69 - ronyx (12/15/2015) [-]
wut
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#26 - checkemninja (12/15/2015) [-]
That escalated pretty quickly
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#36 - dangler (12/15/2015) [-]
A nuclear reaction is nuclear fission and fusion, the fusing and splitting of the nuclei of atoms, not a single proton.

Protons are made up of quarks and their interaction with the gluon field (this is the "strong force", if you're familiar with the term). If you were to split a single proton up into scattered particles, the quarks would likely quickly bind to other quarks and form different nucleons. Given that protons are quite stable, and that most of (if not all of, but that's like, getting into string theory type **** I'm p sure) a proton's mass comes from the kinetic and potential energies of the quarks/gluons, splitting one up wouldn't be much of a spectacle. This is all if you slam two nucleons together or bop one with a whole bunch of energy. A 2-dimensional being technically couldn't interact with a 3-dimensional object

Sry
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User avatar #20 - geothermal (12/15/2015) [-]
Schubert - Ave Maria
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User avatar #82 - glitchduck (12/15/2015) [-]
nice oc i rate a perfect 5/7
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#34 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Splitting an atom doesn't mean splitting a proton. Enriched Uranium is heavy (235 nucleons) and explodes by a chain reaction of it's fissile material. If it was fusion, then you'd have hydrogen molecules combining not splitting. If you were going to split a proton you'd need like 7 teraelectronvolts, in which case that guys arm would already be disintegrated anyway.

I have been officially that guy. Peace.
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#68 - vortisred (12/15/2015) [-]
Nice to see Andrea Bocelli fans still exist.
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User avatar #72 - xerlexer ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Made me laugh. Good wurk dood
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User avatar #67 - niralius (12/15/2015) [-]
This was great! original as **** too!

givememore.gif
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#66 - thegrohltroll (12/15/2015) [-]
This is beautiful
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#33 - kugis (12/15/2015) [-]
As opposed to gravity and electromagnetism, the magnitude of strong interaction actually increases with growing distance between quarks. When you reach a certain point they stop growing apart and the energy you feed into the system instead goes to pair production. Also color containment n **** .
tl;dr: You can't split protons.
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#19 - IamPinhead (12/15/2015) [-]
Splitting one proton wouldn't cause a fission reaction that powerful and there isn't enough fissile material in the cake to begin a chain reaction

Outta here with that bad science
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User avatar #15 - lonelybaloney (12/15/2015) [-]
AYE MARIYA
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User avatar #41 to #15 - Sethorein ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Ayyy lmao
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#101 - bigswingingrichard (12/15/2015) [-]
Ahh, I love Ave Maria. My choir did the Biebel version. Really pretty song, also good OC dude, make more pls.
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