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Views: 25722 Favorited: 16 Submitted: 12/21/2015
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User avatar #4 - popcornqueen (12/21/2015) [-]
I had a dream once that I became Santa's lover and moved to the North Pole. Mrs. Claus was not happy with this arrangement.
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User avatar #6 to #4 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
Sure, ******* ... elaborate. I'm drunk enough. Tell us about your adventure.
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User avatar #10 to #6 - popcornqueen (12/22/2015) [-]
That's... basically it. It wasn't very long. Santa took me as a lover because (in the dream) I was young and hot. Mrs. Claus didn't like it, but she agreed that I was hotter than her. Santa and I lived together in a little cottage near the main house at the North Pole, so we could have a little place of our own. I was in the relationship because of some weird internship program.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
... That's pretty great, wow. This must have been what I woke up for; I was dead asleep until my brain just went 'nah, son' so... here I am, here you are, and that was great.

What the hell sort of internships do women get, I mean. That's surreal, but I bet it could actually happen. Barring... you know. Reality.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - popcornqueen (12/22/2015) [-]
Dude, same thing. I just woke up and it's the dead of night. This must be fate.
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#13 to #12 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
pic relevant because it's my favorite version of fate atm

Yeah, it sounds like fate. Random, less-than-sensical, small hoops one has to jump through in life for no particular reason.

Life is weird. Sometimes it's neat, though.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dorfdorfdorf (12/22/2015) [-]
thats such an unrealistic dream

everyone knows mrs claus is totally into threesomes
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#1 - linkheros (12/21/2015) [-]
what
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#2 to #1 - egebest (12/21/2015) [-]
he think she ****** a raindeer because he has a red nose
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User avatar #3 to #2 - linkheros (12/21/2015) [-]
oh...thats hot
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#8 - scottishsquid (12/22/2015) [-]
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**scottishsquid rolled image** mfw raindeer ******
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#17 - perturabo (12/22/2015) [-]
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**perturabo rolled image** Rudolf got more than a red nose that day...
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#15 - therealnyancat (12/22/2015) [-]
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#14 - nagafever (12/22/2015) [-]
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#7 - wagastragas (12/22/2015) [-]
I see you like squares.
 
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