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Good parenting. This is a constant fight I'm having with my family at the moment. Whenever we have a fight and I want one thing and they want the other. They us
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Good parenting. This is a constant fight I'm having with my family at the moment. Whenever we have a fight and I want one thing and they want the other. They us
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Good parenting. This is a constant fight I'm having with my family at the moment. Whenever we have a fight and I want one thing and they want the other. They us

This is a constant fight I'm having with my family at the moment.
Whenever we have a fight and I want one thing and they want the other. They use the " Well then why don't you just move out! " card.

Now that I am actually moving out and I have informed them its happening in December they get mad and use the " YOU CANT. I WONT LET YOU. YOU'RE TOO IRRESPONSIBLE "

its very contradicting and aggravating.
its not even their choice but oh well this comic is just a stress reliever.
anyone else had the same problem with their folks?

ey also I finally managed to redo my patreon and its up and running!
So if you're interested go check it out maybe?
www.patreon.com/Pathesis?ty=h

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#22 - thegrinchgang (10/01/2015) [-]
Stay with your parents to keep getting good boy points. The Chicken tendies are worth it.
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#172 to #22 - lupusluzulu (10/01/2015) [-]
But....

OP is of girl

She gets Princess Points.

Weren't you briefed on this?
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User avatar #369 to #172 - iamthebestfapper (10/01/2015) [-]
I thought she gets good girl points and femitendies
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User avatar #110 to #22 - neggagotbronchitis ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* christ, I remember that green text, funny yet also very strange.
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#246 to #110 - twentyseconds (10/01/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
>mfw i understood that reference
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User avatar #266 to #246 - cactaur ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, that was weird to read.
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User avatar #394 to #246 - niggymon (10/01/2015) [-]
nope not clicking that ****
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#423 to #246 - slikmonkey (10/02/2015) [-]
>mfw I already new but did not want a refresher
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User avatar #401 to #246 - drpenguinz (10/01/2015) [-]
...you provided source...but i cant vote that **** up without feeling nasty
my god
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#517 to #246 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
******* lol
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#516 to #246 - cyberviking (10/15/2015) [-]
I didn't need to read that again.
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#114 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
I understand the frustration, but this looks more like a "We're pissed off you're not listening" which later becomes "You're our baby, don't leave, it's a bad world out there." I don't know the details of your fight, but I hope you guys patch up.
On another note, I got a story. When I was 19, I decided to go into the business career. I wasn't too picky about which type of major I wanted to be, but I was sure it had to be that field. Because I wasn't too picky, my parents thought I was just b-sing the path and told me they weren't paying for it. I told them they didn't need to pay for it, I'll be taking the gen ed classes and paying on my own because they're cheap enough and they already invested too much on my lazy older brother. (Side note: My older brother took up teaching, flunked out, went back for cosmetology, set some girl's hair on fire, flunked out, and has taken the job of couch potato waiting for McDonald's to pick him up for their next batch of fries. And, he's the accomplished one in my parents' eyes cause he married and has a kid.) They told me to leave if I was so much of an adult to handle myself. I left.
At that time, I was working at a Dunkin' Donuts. I had enough savings to get a studio apartment, enough to get necessary living essentials, and enough for the classes I was going to be taking. I didn't think about bills at the time because the apartment had only electricity and water, I had no idea how much it would've been since I was used to water, electric, and gas. So, I took another job waiting tables at a new restaurant. BTW, rich people should learn to tip. I'd get weekly voicemails from my parents harassing me about what a crappy child I was, how ungrateful I was, so on and so on.
Three months into that lifestyle, I was set to be in a group project with a couple of other people. Two became friends and one was this cutie pie exchange student from China, let's call her Jasmine cause that's what it meant. We hit it off pretty well, despite a slight language barrier, and were dating once the project ended. Not only was Jasmine cute, she was understanding about my living style. I literally only had a bed and my clothes. I tried to make time for her outside of work hours, but she'd pop into my workplace every once in a while and hang out. Her actual words I loved "Time is money, but money can't buy time." She would make me food everyday cause she was worried about my nutrition. She fussed over a cold I had and got me this giant bottle of NyQuil. After the semester was over, I asked her to stay with me cause she was living alone in a 450 monthly apartment. She said no because she doesn't believe in fast relationships, but she moved in after the second semester. At that point, I had enough money to be considered "Free to not beg parents for help." Jasmine paid for food, I paid for rent, I was able to work less hours, we even had enough to go out for a treat sometimes. What was once just a white room with a single bed became colorful with Chinese items, some drawers, a table with chairs, and a freaking bowl of fruit. (There's an important reason why I'm focusing so much on her.) Life was good.
Until my parents showed up during my work hours. Know that a year and a half passed and they've stopped calling me. They wanted to try the place and didn't even recognize me. I was glad and tried to avoid them, until the manager told me to get them wine. I filled the glasses, but asked someone else to bring it to them with an excuse that my tables needed water. That's when my mom looked up and noticed me. Apparently, they expected me to come crying back to them cause I'd screw up something. I also looked pretty clean for a bum, they didn't recognize me because of my new haircut. They couldn't believe I had a girlfriend and she was the one that cut my hair. They honestly thought I had taken up drugs and was lying dead in a river somewhere.
Part 2 coming... It's not a troll or w/e word you kids are using these days...
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User avatar #454 to #114 - krando (10/02/2015) [-]
dude, do mentions for the 2nd part
i wanna continue reading that story
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#465 to #454 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I don't know how to do mentions, but I can link you to the other parts.
Part 2 >>#126
Part 3 >>#141
End >>#148
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User avatar #513 to #465 - krando (10/02/2015) [-]
i found them later in the comment section, your family are assholes. chin up tho
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User avatar #279 to #114 - coolfuzzy (10/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** you can get a place for 450 a month? I need to move away from illinois the cheapest I can find are like 6-700 at best.
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#449 to #279 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
My very first apartment in 2002 was 450.

Sweet little 1 bedroom with a 'closet' that was the size of a small room... just with crooked ceilings. New stove. New carpet. New furnace.

Ex spend rent money on coke.

Had to be homeless.
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#466 to #279 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I guess the prices are higher now cause my story happened back in the early 2000's period.
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User avatar #500 to #466 - coolfuzzy (10/02/2015) [-]
**** man that depressing if that is the reason. I live forty minutes from chicago though so I think it's more expensive here just because it's metropolitan.
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#121 to #118 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
No. If you're not interested, skip it. The really frustrating stuff comes in part 2 and 3, which are coming right up.
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User avatar #218 to #114 - catsbats (10/01/2015) [-]
Continue i need more
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#467 to #218 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Here are the links to the next part.
Part 2 >>#126
Part 3 >>#141
End >>#148
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User avatar #120 to #114 - SonofChuck (10/01/2015) [-]
Favoriting this comment because I want the rest of this story.
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#122 to #120 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
Thanks, this is my first favorite...
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#125 to #122 - SonofChuck (10/01/2015) [-]
You're welcome, now you know what I want.
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#259 to #114 - whatyousay (10/01/2015) [-]
Your parents sound like assholes
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#468 to #259 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Assholes aren't even a word for them. But, sometimes, I catch myself asking if I should give them a call in case something happened.
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User avatar #209 to #114 - admin (10/01/2015) [-]
you just wrote the ******* bible
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User avatar #307 to #209 - catsbats (10/01/2015) [-]
i thought he had replied to me, because his comment is underneath mine, but then i noticed and got sad.
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#470 to #307 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I replied, don't feel sad.
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User avatar #471 to #470 - catsbats (10/02/2015) [-]
thnx
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#478 to #471 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
You're welcome.
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#469 to #209 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
(Ad- Admin noticed me... What do I do??? Calm down. Let's not think too hard, say something, dammit! Say "hello!")

H-Hel-- *spaghetti spills* ... Hell!
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#126 to #114 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
Sorry for the long time difference, had to take a break while walking down memory lane.
Continued...
They asked how I was doing. I replied that I needed to work cause I'm paid to wait tables, not stand around talking. Didn't stay to see their reaction, went to work my tables, ignored them the whole night. They made an attempt to get me to work on their table because "I'm their son," but I declined because I didn't need their tip money when I said I'll pay for my own college. My manager knew the situation, too, but he asked me to since he was a father and felt like I had to patch things up with them. A year and a half was a long time. Still, the things they said when we met again was barely inviting enough.
They asked why I was working here, where I lived, was I studying what I wanted, how long have I known Jasmine, what does she do in life, all the questions that would've been answered if they weren't constantly filling my voice mail with harassment the first two semesters of my education. Because they were bombarding me with questions, I had to split my work time with another waitress and share half the tips that night. She took more than half and lied about it. When work was over, my parents were waiting outside to give me a lift. I'm not falling for this, declined, and walked to the bus stop. They're parked right there to make sure I get home safely. Gave up, they were going to follow the fricking bus and be considered stalkers. Accepted the ride home. Gave them location of a dorm buddy, say I've been living at an off-campus dorm. Go in, play pool with dorm buddy for an hour or two, go home for real. A few days later, dorm buddy says a couple went up to him, demanding to see me. Asked if I knew them, gave description of parents. Said I did, but I don't want them near me. He says they looked desperate and really looked like they needed to talk to me. They had my phone number and know I'm alive, they may as well call me.
Sure enough, the day after, they called me. My older brother got a job at some place he wouldn't name and stole all their furniture to live with his wife and kid at some undisclosed location. They ask to live in the dorm place until they settle down. No. Hung up, ignored them, finished homework, went to work. Guess who were outside? My parents. Ignored them all night, took the subway this time, went home. Rinse and repeat for 5 nights. On the fifth night, they followed me down the subway, so I got a taxi and told him to avoid the car following us.
Jasmine's been noticing I haven't been feeling too good lately and I kept coming home with a "weird atmosphere" around me. I had to explain the situation and she said she wanted to meet them. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Bad feelings all around. I lost the argument cause she withdrew food from me and that thing's Chinese ambrosia...
Called up parents and told them to meet for dinner at "my girlfriend's place" which was really our place. Jasmine was really nervous, even though she was the one that proposed the idea. They came and it was the most awkward 15 seconds of our lives. What's the first damn thing out of their mouths once they heard her speak?
"Her English is horrible for an exchange student. Are you sure she's not dating you, so you'll marry her, for citizenship?"
God. ******* . Damn. Called off the whole dinner, locked them out of our apartment, ate amazing dinner, consoled her the whole night once her shock wore off.
Fast forward another year and a half, I got my associate's and just recently finished my bachelor's. Went into financing, going for master's degree. Switched from waiting restaurants to interning at a small firm, making a pretty decent salary compared to waitering. Jasmine also finished her bachelor's, but she was double majoring and working on her second bachelor's. We're engaged, but no ring yet. Was going to surprise her on her birthday. Live like this for another year, we're thinking kids and a house.
Part 3 coming... Stupid word count.
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#141 to #126 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
Continued...
Life is most definitely good right about now. Switched apartments cause my older brother found out where we were living, somehow. Wanted to bum off us, so we left the apartment to him without the furniture. Jasmine's English is improving really well, so she helps with looking for a house through newspapers and the internet. Holy crap, the prices... Spend time to really just look at ads, make no attempt to buy any. Get to her birthday, popped the ring, squeals of giggles. It was a simple gold band, but she was happy with getting it all the same. I know it's inverted, but I was going to get a diamond one for the wedding ring. Start talking about married life and having 4 kids with a garden for herbs and vegetables. Finally talk about wedding day, she wants my parents there.
What? Did she forget what happened when we last met?
She thinks they were just shocked over her being a foreign exchange student, so they unconsciously blurted out the first thing they thought. When she gave it some thought, she felt like some immigrants actually do marry for citizenship, so it was understandable. She's so sweet, I almost had a toothache. She wants another dinner with them. Now that we're officially engaged, we have to tell my parents. Stomachache. Her parents are flying over to watch the wedding, it'd be difficult to explain to them why my parents weren't there. (Her parents are another story. There's a reason why there was no ring and I literally had to wait a whole year before giving it to her. Guys, if you meet a nice Chinese girl with traditional families, be prepared for a long wait of acceptance.)
Relent, call from a payphone because I didn't want them knowing my new number.
"Please, come home."
Swallow laugh.
"Your older brother came back, but he left again."
"What did he do this time?"
"He divorced, but they're back together. So, he stayed with us in the meantime."
"I can't live with you guys, I'm getting married soon. Just called to tell you that."
... "With that Asian woman?"
... "Yeah, 'that Asian woman' is named Jasmine."
... "She can live with us, too."
Okay, this was getting weird. "No need, she's inviting you to dinner again. We're going to a restaurant this time. So, please behave yourselves."
Hang up.
Go to restaurant, had to dress nicely on Jasmine's insistence. Meet up outside restaurant, tight lipped smiles all around. Go through half of the dinner without problems, they're actually very nice and polite. Something felt off. Jasmine's happy, she really believes them, don't say anything. Asks how's my job at interning firm I'm now employed at.
What? I never told them where I worked. What the f is going on?
Suddenly, everything clicks.
Nope. Make up ******** story of how I'm tired and haven't been feeling well. Guilt trip cause now Jasmine looks worried, but I want to leave and get away from my parents as soon as possible. Pay for our half of the meal, Jasmine stops me, whispers that they look like they haven't had a good night's sleep or a good meal in a while, wants me to pay in full. Curse the fact that they really haven't seen how nice of a girl she really is, pay in full, leave. Hear her say she wants to see them at the wedding and hands them the invites.
(Sorry about the sudden rush, word count's almost up)
Fast forward day of wedding, parents show up with dead beat brother. Other family members there, but they were invited by me. Finally meet her parents in person, they're not bad. Who ***** up the wedding? My older brother. IDK exactly what he said in the pews, but her father stood up to stop the wedding. Later find out he told the father how he ****** her and how she's marrying the wrong man, which was a damn lie because Jasmine was nowhere near him.
Why did he do that? This was the only way for them to get me to move in with them. Explaining to her parents didn't help, either, because we were a "bad family" if we acted that way. I was officially ****** . Still didn't move in with them.
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#148 to #141 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
Ending...
Jasmine was almost taken back to China with them, she wanted to stay to finish her degree. We secretly went back to dating. There was no way I was giving her up. I asked her why she was willing to put up with all that crap from my family and a bad wedding day.
My little China girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
She says, shhh

Just kidding, real ending...
She wanted to stay to finish her degree, but she was forced to switch universities. Which also meant she lived away from me. I changed my name and moved again. Got new girlfriends, but can't keep them for long cause I keep comparing them to Jasmine with questions like...
"Does she like me for me?"
"If I had no time for her, would she just make time to spend with me?"
"How would she react if I had an an empty room with just a bed?"
"Would she be sickeningly sweet you want to kiss her for being stupid?"
I ****** up, FunnyJunk. I shouldn't have brought them to the wedding.
So, yeah... Parental frustration can **** you up pretty badly. Talk to them. If your parents are the type you can forgive, forgive them and move on. If they're not, cut all connections and move on. In the end, you'll always be wishing for something different, anyway.
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#152 to #148 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
TL;DR
Wanted to go to college, parents refused to pay, hilarity ensues, hearts are broken, new identity.
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User avatar #359 to #152 - seriousvaluables (10/01/2015) [-]
Seriously, if i were financially independent to where I didnt need to live with my dad, I would move halfway across the eartth
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#472 to #359 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I thought the same thing and it was also a plan I had. I'd have to get a visa, passport, apply for new citizenship, and pay all this money for paperwork and background checks. China is literally halfway across the planet.
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#357 to #152 - tarabostes (10/01/2015) [-]
>new identity











Damn bitch , did you run to Mexico?
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#473 to #357 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
No, just had my name legally changed.
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#474 to #473 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
niceme.me
Why didn't you change it to SONUVABEACH?
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#479 to #474 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Because Poseidon would come at me.
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#480 to #479 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
Somethin' bigger will be coming at you if you don't chill bitch
Also i'm the sand-guardian , don't worry , Poseidon quivers before me!
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#482 to #480 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
How does Poseidon quiver before you? Wouldn't he go into you and soak you up? Get it, ocean into sand?
How does Poseidon quiver before you? Wouldn't he go into you and soak you up? Get it, ocean into sand?
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#484 to #482 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
No , his water bending is mediocre
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#487 to #484 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
But, he's a god...
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#490 to #487 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
So was Madara
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#492 to #490 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
...
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#495 to #492 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
You just mad coz Pesta is a little bitch ,i was just joking with you, there is no such thing as Poseidon.... THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD! AMEN!
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User avatar #456 to #152 - krando (10/02/2015) [-]
i got feels from that then anger. doesnt help im listening to feelsy music post rock
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#475 to #456 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Here's a baby hippo to help you feel better.
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#427 to #148 - funpunk (10/02/2015) [-]
**** , man. That just ruined my day. I'd tell you to go after her, but I don't know how long ago this was.
**** , man. That just ruined my day. I'd tell you to go after her, but I don't know how long ago this was.
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#483 to #427 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
A long while ago, but we're still talking... Barely. We can't meet up anymore because her parents said they don't want their family mixing with my family. It's understandable, but I'm wondering how long it'll take before they'll accept the fact I'm my own man now and not connected to my family anymore.
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#502 to #483 - funpunk (10/02/2015) [-]
**** her parents! Elope! Run away together! I refuse to accept this is how it ends. You've got a Romeo & Juliet-quality love story, and you're just going to let her parents stand in the way? She is your soulmate, man.
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User avatar #156 to #148 - erotictentacle ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I hope you ****** your brother up for that!
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#477 to #156 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I would've, but he already ****** himself up more times than I can count. If I had done something, he'd probably use it as an excuse to come back at me. Knowing that, I'd rather leave them alone and forget about them.
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User avatar #499 to #477 - erotictentacle ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Wow, you really are the bigger man there~
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User avatar #262 to #148 - awyissss ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
**** man, **** your brother and your parents. You deserve better than what life's given to you.
If you want to talk to more people about your situation, there's this interesting support group on reddit called /r/raisedbynarcissists. Your parents may not be narcissists, but it's still a good place to vent and learn how to deal with difficult parents in general, whether it be dealing with them directly or going full no contact.
There's not much that we can say that can make you feel better, but I hope nothing but the best for you. I'm sure it's hard to swallow, but you'll probably never find another Jasmine. The best thing for you to do in that regard is to learn to let go and move on, and appreciate new girlfriends for who they are, not who they aren't.
Sorry, this is probably a little long-winded. I'm sorry you had to go through all that. I hope life only gets better for you from here on out.
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#481 to #262 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Thanks for the recommendation and your consideration. I know I'll never find another Jasmine. But, for now, I'm fine. I'm not allowed to see her again, but we live in the computer age. Nothing stopping us from talking to each other, at least. But, thanks for your response. Life gets better knowing someone else understands and there's been way more support than I would've imagined from funnyjunk.
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#360 to #148 - trustust (10/01/2015) [-]
I really wanted this story to have a happy ending. Damn...
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#485 to #360 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to have disappointed you... Here is a round pig as compensation.
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User avatar #321 to #148 - theasexualgamer ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I don't know what to say right now.
I'm so sorry for you. Who the **** intentionally ruins somebody's life?
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#486 to #321 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
My family, apparently.
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User avatar #374 to #148 - holycrapimacupcake (10/01/2015) [-]
**** man...just...just **** ...I'd have killed my brother if he did that.
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#488 to #374 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Believe me, I wanted to. But, I was wondering if my parents egged him into it. What would he get out of it? It wouldn't just happen out of the blue like that. But, at that point, I had enough and just left it all.
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User avatar #503 to #488 - holycrapimacupcake (10/02/2015) [-]
Perhaps they were well off and promised him money or some shut if he sabotaged you to try and make you move home.
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User avatar #365 to #148 - princeofbrokensoul (10/01/2015) [-]
well **** man i cant do anything but tell ya life is cruel your parents are trash and so is your brother
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#489 to #365 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Agreed.
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#491 to #352 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Thanks.
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#189 to #148 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]


I like asian pussy too man

But really, thats ****** up dude, ;/
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#493 to #189 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I like all pussies, lol. But, only one woman that just happened to be Asian. Thanks for agreeing it's ****** up, though.
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User avatar #328 to #148 - wyrddarcnyzz (10/01/2015) [-]
I feel for you. As someone with plenty of parental issues myself, I can definitely relate. I wish you would have gotten your happy ending, and I hope you can eventually find one in the future.
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#494 to #328 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Thank you.
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#496 to #331 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
Jasmine was what her name basically meant. I'll give you a thumb for effort.
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User avatar #447 to #141 - plim (10/02/2015) [-]
riveting story bro, your writing is solid and your life seems to be filled with drama that your powering through like a champ. I have lived a pretty sheltered life by comparison to yours but lifes still a big bitch sometimes. Keep on trucking and keep the past in the past. I will do the same, but with your story in mind.
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#497 to #447 - SONUVABEACH (10/02/2015) [-]
I'm glad I helped you out with this. Have an orange, both thumb and pic.
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#145 to #126 - burntmywater (10/01/2015) [-]
Man, whoever tl;drs this is missing out.
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#150 to #145 - SONUVABEACH (10/01/2015) [-]
Oh, thanks for reminding me, about that.
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#17 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
"Why haven't you gotten a job and gone to college like your brother"
Mom stole my college fund and put him through it to drop out twice. Then she gave my brother a job and refused to hire me
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User avatar #378 to #17 - thisisspartah (10/01/2015) [-]
my mum stole my college fund too
and my car
and my coin collection with 2 solid gold coins
and a heap of my camping stuff
and more
and all the money i had im my wallet before she kicked me out

i dont talk to her anymore
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User avatar #179 to #17 - teratorn (10/01/2015) [-]
Surely,your brother is better than someone that ********* comments with a Gardevoir pictures on FJ everyday.
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#227 to #17 - cisdroidcommander (10/01/2015) [-]
sperit this is messed up, has she done anything as awful like this? if the answer is yes... hopefully its not yes
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User avatar #327 to #227 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
well she did put a million dollar life insurance on me and tried to enlist me in the military with a broken hand
then openly bragged to one of her friends about what she would do with the money
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User avatar #336 to #327 - plazmaflare (10/01/2015) [-]
Your mom is a faggot, bro.
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User avatar #353 to #327 - princeofbrokensoul (10/01/2015) [-]
huh well then hit her with a golf club
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User avatar #337 to #327 - eddio ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
What the **** , dude. That's messed up.
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#344 to #327 - zanybruh (10/01/2015) [-]
dude, we may have had our disagreements in the past, but I ******* feel for you right now. ****** ****** up.
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User avatar #435 to #327 - epicpoop (10/02/2015) [-]
thats so messed up, cunt punch her what a cunt
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User avatar #459 to #327 - austinrocket (10/02/2015) [-]
Wow. I knew your mom was a bitch, but I never thought that she was THIS bad. Hey if you ever need a place to stay, I could hook you up. Unfortunately I'm on the east coast so it probably wouldn't help, but the door is always open.
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#439 to #327 - yxcvyxcv (10/02/2015) [-]
Dafuq ? And i thought my mother is sometimes difficult.
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User avatar #343 to #327 - maybehuman (10/01/2015) [-]
that's a **** mom man, don't worry you'll pull through
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#28 to #17 - rihardololz ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #28 - xXMAQXx (10/01/2015) [-]
someone source on this gif/webm please?
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User avatar #341 to #63 - xXMAQXx (10/01/2015) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #431 to #28 - buddywuggle (10/02/2015) [-]
Is that sword or dildo? Assuming it isn't both.
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#441 to #431 - rihardololz ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
can be both
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User avatar #364 to #17 - kyubii (10/01/2015) [-]
That's fucked up!
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User avatar #451 to #17 - delio (10/02/2015) [-]
ill pray for you friend. Thats just way to ****** up.
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#237 to #17 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
>implying you would keep the job or not drop out

your a **** teir themed acount of a pokemon.
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#251 to #17 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Either your life is major ******* ass.
Or you're just writing **** trying to be relevant at every post, cause most things you write has something to do with your life being ****** .

This is the internet though, so we will never know the truth.

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#32 to #17 - jackmaccone (10/01/2015) [-]
this is horrible mate
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#70 to #17 - squeejee (10/01/2015) [-]
Give me a moment I am experiencing incoherent rage at the moment
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#370 to #103 - irishjohnny (10/01/2015) [-]
I love those.
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User avatar #100 to #17 - captainfuckitall (10/01/2015) [-]
Don't worry, we're your real family.
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#142 to #17 - thegreentornado (10/01/2015) [-]
> Mom stole college fund

Oh Gods, the anger.
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User avatar #143 to #142 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
i almost failed high school because she wanted me to Join the AVID program witch ruined my credits. all because she thought it would get me into college even though i had no money for it anyway
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#144 to #143 - thegreentornado (10/01/2015) [-]
Ah, I understand.


999999999.1% WRATH
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User avatar #317 to #143 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
Oh I get it.

I DON'T GET IT
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User avatar #375 to #17 - ztron (10/01/2015) [-]
You should tell your mom to go **** herself. A Mother's Fury | Metalocalypse | Adult Swim
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User avatar #288 to #17 - unatco (10/01/2015) [-]
this is a 2 sided medallion and i do not know wich part is worse. mine had little money to offer,and they spend it all on me,i am studying in another city and all that. last time i was home i saw just how much in debt they were,they try to to hide it. anyways i feel bad for you man/woman. its not always sunny,but folk like us,we gotta stick together. hope you have it well from now on!
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User avatar #117 to #17 - europe (10/01/2015) [-]
He probably doesn't post gardevoir all day on the internet tho
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#182 to #117 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
"Sperit why is your computer full of pokem pics?"
"Mom this is not what you think.."
"Really? Because it looks like you have a themed account on fj"
"No mom I swear I just masturbate to it"
recycled joke yes, and the college money went missing that
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User avatar #201 to #117 - incognitoad (10/01/2015) [-]
Everyone has flaws, leave his brother alone.
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User avatar #322 to #17 - mrfloop (10/01/2015) [-]
No, it's because you're a ******* loser with a themed account
For OP it's because she's a fatass ugly cunt
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#104 to #17 - drallig (10/01/2015) [-]
If i were you, go tell your mother this while not fighting with her. the only net negative is you might get kicked out. if that's a risk you are willing to take.
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User avatar #105 to #104 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
i don't live with her
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#224 to #105 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
then never, never go to see her, move to other state, go with the parents of your future gf jk, you will die as a wizard and dont let that woman hear of you again, dont take contact with your brother, at least you need, he is clearly the favorite and he will tell what happens with you to your mother, dont live near her and be happy doing what you do ******* want
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User avatar #391 to #17 - donatelo (10/01/2015) [-]
curious, how does she Steal your college fund? did you earn it or was it gifted to you?

not trying to hate, but this would make more snse if i knew.
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User avatar #395 to #391 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
worked a part time job at her store
she said it was all going into a bankaccount for later
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User avatar #398 to #395 - donatelo (10/01/2015) [-]
part time leads me to believe that it would not have sufficiently covered college bro
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#65 to #17 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Sounds like you need to remove your mom and brother from your life.
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#39 to #17 - maguitox (10/01/2015) [-]
The audacity to even question your situation
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User avatar #185 to #17 - holycrapimacupcake (10/01/2015) [-]
My father hid letters from my biological grandfather. Lost out on my inheritance that way. ****** .
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#314 to #17 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
Sperit I know you've mentioned this **** before,
seriously,
kill your mother
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#147 to #17 - nagafever (10/01/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** clearly your brother is the better ****
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User avatar #219 to #17 - genmatthew (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm really sorry that she's like that. Just get out of there when you can. I don't have parents like that, thank god, but I've seen parents like that. You just have to get out of there asap. Do what you gotta do to be happy.
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#136 to #17 - carlsaganrealness (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm surprised that you managed to refrain from strangling that bitch, cause I sure would have
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User avatar #132 to #17 - enlightednatzie (10/01/2015) [-]
Yould introduce your family to your new shotgun. Seriously, this is ****** up bro. They obviusly hate you.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
nah just my mom
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User avatar #134 to #133 - enlightednatzie (10/01/2015) [-]
What a bitch
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#228 to #17 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Ok, you know what? My suspension of disbelief has been suspended.

Anyone who'd gone through all the **** you claim to have happened to you would've learned to stop bitching about it by now.
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#304 to #17 - thehistorylover (10/01/2015) [-]
Looks like somebody should put their mother in a nursing home and forget about her ...
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User avatar #323 to #17 - StickyTissueLoLz (10/01/2015) [-]
That's what you get for being a themed account.
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#276 to #17 - hypex (10/01/2015) [-]
what the **** man
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#167 to #17 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
They don't hire people with autism.
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User avatar #261 to #17 - arenaferox (10/01/2015) [-]
>Gardevoir mascot
>Confederate profile banner
>profile pic minion with rainbow background

I'm just confused.
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User avatar #281 to #261 - yuichka (10/01/2015) [-]
to offend everyone
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#419 to #17 - unfitninjuh (10/01/2015) [-]
Piss in her bleach and forge the will to make sure you own the business. This **** should not fly under any circumstances
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User avatar #207 to #17 - victhree (10/01/2015) [-]
Your family is terrible and you should get the hell outta there when you have a chance.
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User avatar #221 to #207 - rapsuskiller (10/01/2015) [-]
Bonita foto de perfil
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#238 to #221 - lecorbi (10/01/2015) [-]
solo una broma
i in fact dont speak italian
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User avatar #461 to #238 - mirukawa (10/02/2015) [-]
arrivederci
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User avatar #302 to #221 - victhree (10/01/2015) [-]
Quién eres y por qué me acosas en español.
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User avatar #316 to #302 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
My experience in Latin allows me to slightly comprehend what you're saying!
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#324 to #316 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Pal carajo el latin, ESPAÑOL FOR THE WIN!
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User avatar #325 to #324 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
Wow, rude.
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User avatar #385 to #316 - victhree (10/01/2015) [-]
That's the awesome thing about romantic languages. They're all beautiful in their own unique way, but in the end a Spaniard can have a beer with an Italian like they've known each other forever.
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User avatar #388 to #385 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
Yep, I'm actually going to try learning all of the Romance languages (maybe Romanian too) when I finish Latin. It'll be insanely easy at that point, since all I have to do is loosen the rules of Latin.
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User avatar #392 to #388 - victhree (10/01/2015) [-]
I'll still take a lot of effort, but Latin is the best base to learn them all. Or at least the hardest of them.
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User avatar #393 to #392 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
Nah, it's pretty easy. There's lots of patterns and they're easy to pick up on if you're keen and interested in it.
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User avatar #400 to #393 - victhree (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, my friends studying Latin say remembering all the variations of nouns and verbs is a nightmare. I'll be a good practice for learning the tenses of Spanish, though.
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User avatar #402 to #400 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
Eh, I can decline all the way up to 3rd declension and I can conjugate all 4 forms of verbs up to present, imperfect, and future tense.
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User avatar #408 to #402 - victhree (10/01/2015) [-]
Nice. The only truly painful thing about Spanish is grammar, but it's worth it because you can twist a sentence anyway you want and still make sense out of it. Makes for some neat poetry.
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User avatar #411 to #408 - talpss (10/01/2015) [-]
Same with Latin. The word order is so loose that it really only matters with adjectives, prepositions, and clauses. Other than that, there's not a whole lot else that dictates where words have to go.
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User avatar #504 to #302 - rapsuskiller (10/02/2015) [-]
Soy español, por eso te acoso en español.
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User avatar #512 to #504 - victhree (10/02/2015) [-]
Comprendo.
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User avatar #457 to #17 - austinrocket (10/02/2015) [-]
I cri evertim Sperit...
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#198 to #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** , that's so ******* infuriating.
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User avatar #429 to #17 - blockcube (10/02/2015) [-]
you must be adopted
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User avatar #157 to #17 - klina (10/01/2015) [-]
*hugs* you'll get through it lil *****
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#366 to #17 - breathor (10/01/2015) [-]
The words "CUNT PUNCH" come to mind...
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#119 to #17 - animedudej (10/01/2015) [-]
well that makes my situation sound fine. my Sis is an IB Illuminati (or whatever the **** they call it) with great grades meanwhile i'm here around average grades trying to finish my education as an IT technician fixing phones as an apprentice... life's pretty good even though i dont have my drivers license and still live at home (more spending money i guess
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#164 to #119 - samthediv ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Im in the exact same situation, breh
Im at a third rate university doing accountancy whilst my brother is doing Theoretical Physics at Imperial college.
> tfw no license.
> tfw no money to move out
> tfw stuck doing something I hate
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#186 to #164 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
whats so bad abt accountancy brah?

Im doing that now, second year

aint that hard if your good with money/math....

Accountants get paid well, so why so sad?
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User avatar #195 to #186 - nandaaz (10/01/2015) [-]
Any education can suck if you're doing it at the wrong university.... Some schools are really good at ******* your **** up. I have had first-hand experience with this, if anyone wants examples msg me or something
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User avatar #274 to #195 - highlevelsauceror (10/01/2015) [-]
Why not contribute it to the discussion? I'm really curious how many flavors of " ******* your **** up" I can check off the list between your story and mine
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User avatar #297 to #274 - nandaaz (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm really busy atm so I'll post them in a few hours
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User avatar #193 to #186 - samthediv ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Its so mind numbingly dull.
I started about a month ago, and the only thing I ejoy is all the stuff we're doing regarding the private sector.
Balance sheets and Profit and loss accounts are quite literally the most boring thing I have ever done.
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User avatar #196 to #193 - nandaaz (10/01/2015) [-]
Didn't you do some kind of test for your career choice? And can't you just switch after finishing the first year?
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User avatar #197 to #196 - samthediv ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Career choice test?
Nah, we don't do that here.
In Scotland you simply choose a general set of subjects when youre 14/15, then do exams relating to those areas, you repeat this process eventually becoming more and more specialised in certain subjects, until you go off to university where you apply for a specific course, i.e A MSc in Accounting and Economics.
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User avatar #437 to #436 - samthediv ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
plz no bully keej
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User avatar #208 to #119 - magicka (10/01/2015) [-]
If you can try to get try to get a Windows Certification or a Cisco Certification they are both easy to do and learn on your own It just takes time , the only downside is the cost for the books and the exam.
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User avatar #203 to #119 - niimajneb ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I think you mean alumni.
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User avatar #346 to #17 - xxiixx (10/01/2015) [-]
Like, yeah that sucks, but a lot of kids don't have college funds. My parents have only paid for $300 of my school costs in 3 years but they don't owe me anything. If you wanted to go to college you could do it without their help.
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User avatar #347 to #346 - Sperit (10/01/2015) [-]
i worked a part time job for that money
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User avatar #348 to #347 - xxiixx (10/01/2015) [-]
Then take her to court lol.
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User avatar #129 to #17 - aoeui (10/01/2015) [-]
I mean look at your reaction image, I'd love your brother more too
this is why mom doesn't ******* love you.webm
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User avatar #184 to #129 - thebadspellir (10/01/2015) [-]
Sperit so would your waifu
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User avatar #74 to #17 - strictlycommenting (10/01/2015) [-]
What God did you piss off that you always seem to post depressing **** ? Like goddamn.
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#101 to #74 - RyderSechrest (10/01/2015) [-]
he probably masturbated alot

...during a funeral

...crouching over the corpse
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User avatar #326 to #74 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/01/2015) [-]
I've seen him claim to be several different ages now. He makes **** up
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User avatar #19 - mrjweezy (10/01/2015) [-]
kinda in the same situation right now.
I live with my mother. Im 20 so its kinda acceptable since graduated in may and started working full time since.
I do all the landscaping and house chores and that considered "rent" The guy who used mowed out lawn got like $80 to do so every week.
So I wan the move out and she wants me to pay for all this **** i cant afford.
this month electricity, gas, water and car insurance for a car that isn't mine. shes got a bmw beamer...im not paying for that **** .
Well wont be an issue soon. I found a house in my range and a buddy is gonna move in and pay rent, so when I buy that and put the car in my name im pretty much gonna leave without saying anything because she just uses me, not for chores but she still receives alimony for me living with her. guess what it was spent on
TLDR: my mother uses me and im sick of it so im bailing yo
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User avatar #280 to #19 - wanpanman (10/01/2015) [-]
Welp... this is hauntingly familiar.... Its like looking in a slightly nicer mirror lol...
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#162 to #19 - anticitezenone ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
You are literally an adult and can do whatever the **** you want
Just leave some cash on the counter and then ******* dissapear
It's literally that simple man
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#213 to #162 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
why the **** would he leave money on the counter?
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User avatar #233 to #213 - talldumbdork ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Cuz a mom can be an asshole and still be your mom.....
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#33 to #19 - jackmaccone (10/01/2015) [-]
******* hell what is wrong with the mothers of some people in the comments section, i mean like damn i never heard about such thing ever
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User avatar #36 to #33 - mrjweezy (10/01/2015) [-]
well deal is with my mother is she wants to live the high class life like her "friends" around her.
she has no real friends
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User avatar #37 to #36 - jackmaccone (10/01/2015) [-]
ahhh i understand

how old is your mom ?
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User avatar #330 to #37 - mrjweezy (10/01/2015) [-]
shes in her forties.
mid life crisis and all
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User avatar #515 to #330 - jackmaccone (10/04/2015) [-]
probably
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#260 to #37 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
25 year's old
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User avatar #284 to #260 - jackmaccone (10/01/2015) [-]
this explains a lot
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User avatar #356 to #33 - majormoron (10/01/2015) [-]
My mothers house was literally a dump. There were crates of dirty dishes, bags of garbage lying around, the smell of cat piss everywhere, and more disgustingness. I was removed from her house when i was 14 and given to my dad.

**** happens yo
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User avatar #55 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
>Constantly telling me I need to do more without being asked.
>At this point I'm pretty much deep cleaning the house if I'm not working
>still act like all I do is play video games and go on the internet.
>Deemed me a failure because I got a D in an elective class in senior year.
>When I got chaptered for failing my run in the Army they blamed it on video games even though I didn't eveb have any gaming systems until after my last pt test.
>Convinced Im addicted to the Internet because I like to spend most of my free time on it (which is mostly just talking to my friends who are states away that I never get to see).
>Tell me Im addicted to video games because I play for a hours when I can, when they watch more TV and sit there like zombies as they do.
>Can't argue with them because they've already decided what's "Right" in their heads for just about everything.
>Constantly talk about kicking me out, and how I should be apartment hunting, but won't give me the wifi password so I can because "yah adicted"

Can't tell you how many times I've thought about just killing them and leaving.
The only reason I haven't left at this point is because of finances and I know they'll try to take everything (including things that I bought for myself) when I do
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#177 to #55 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
How do you fail at getting into the army?
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User avatar #180 to #177 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
I was in,
What happened was during my advanced training (tech school for air force) I of course has to pass more physical training tests. I was doing fine and gradually improving until I messed up my ankle. They forced me through pt tests in order to avoid having to medically discharge me, because then they'd have to give me benefits.
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User avatar #194 to #180 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
*had
To continue there was of course hard feelings at the time but during my time ((about 8 months)) I realized it wasn't something I really didn't want to do for a long time anyway. I got over it, and it wasn't a waste of time, I still have the experience I gained during training and all the people I met who made it a good experience.
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#95 to #55 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
D student, unfit for army, too broke to gtfo and still whining about mommy.....
That's basically how you sound.
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#109 to #95 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
Thanks anon
I wish I was more like you
Your so cool and stuff anon
I wrote a special message for you
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User avatar #158 to #109 - henrycolt (10/01/2015) [-]
*You're
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User avatar #176 to #158 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
Thanks
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#462 to #158 - stupidpiglets (10/02/2015) [-]
kill youareself?
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User avatar #498 to #462 - henrycolt (10/02/2015) [-]
*You'reself
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User avatar #108 to #95 - jacencaedus (10/01/2015) [-]
to be absolutely fair to nickelakon he never did state what his usual grades were, for all we know that could be his lowest grade, and his parents just latched onto it
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User avatar #112 to #108 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
My typical grades were As and Bs, got a C a few times and if it dropped below that I usually got it back up in like three days.
If I had taken one more honors class I could've graduated early and with a core 40+ which was supposed to be better than just graduating regularly but I actually couldn't because I couldn't take any other honors classes because I was never actually the top in all of my classes, just above average usually.
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User avatar #98 to #95 - soldiertwo (10/01/2015) [-]
its almost like people aren't rich enough to do whatever they **** they want?
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#257 to #55 - aerosol (10/01/2015) [-]
The video games and computer thing is always weird to me. It's like they say it just to make you feel stupid or something.
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User avatar #258 to #257 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
It wouldn't really surprise me.
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User avatar #285 to #55 - jvjpgirl (10/01/2015) [-]
my mom called me a failure cuz I'm passing with a B and not an A.
I'm on my masters
she also calls me a whore everytime I sleepover at my bf's place. He's my first bf ever and I've been with him for 6 years now. also still a virgin I'm 24.
If I don't accept her call and listen to her yell at me how I'm a failure she get's mad cuz I'm disrespecting her.
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User avatar #295 to #285 - Visual (10/01/2015) [-]
24 yrs old, 6 year long relationship and still a virgin? Dude has some real patience.
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User avatar #299 to #295 - jvjpgirl (10/01/2015) [-]
he does
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User avatar #313 to #299 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
Definitely a keeper I say
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User avatar #312 to #285 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
That sucks
I really wish I had the money because I'd cut them right out of my life if I could, I just don't feel like being homeless just to spite them, it means they won
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User avatar #450 to #55 - plim (10/02/2015) [-]
STAY STRONG ***** . YOU SO ******* STRONG. KEEP IT UP AND BE THE PERSON YOU WANNA BE. JESUS CHRIST
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User avatar #367 to #55 - princeofbrokensoul (10/01/2015) [-]
ah yes the parents that think they know everything and what they say is right all the time fun
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#131 - carlsaganrealness (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, my dad has practically been hooked up to a dialysis machine for the past decade, and my mom is crippled and schizophrenic, so there's that I've been in a foster home from the time I was 7, but I never felt that I belonged there. A few years back I spent over $200 christmas shopping for everyone in the immediate family, mostly for my foster parents and their grand daughters. I'm used to not getting much from them for christmas/ my birthday, but the thing that ****** me up was when their daughter in law asked me why I was here spending christmas with them
Well, my dad has practically been hooked up to a dialysis machine for the past decade, and my mom is crippled and schizophrenic, so there's that I've been in a foster home from the time I was 7, but I never felt that I belonged there. A few years back I spent over $200 christmas shopping for everyone in the immediate family, mostly for my foster parents and their grand daughters. I'm used to not getting much from them for christmas/ my birthday, but the thing that ****** me up was when their daughter in law asked me why I was here spending christmas with them
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#135 to #131 - karvarausku (10/01/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** to screw her obv.

jk, I feel ya man. We all have been throu bunch of hard stuff.
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User avatar #140 to #131 - commencingfailure (10/01/2015) [-]
Remember friend. You've got 2 kinds of people, those who get stronger from bad situations, and those who crumble under the pressure.

The most genuine and most likable people are people who've been through alot, as they've learned how to handle themselves. Bad situations aren't always bad with the right attitude.
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User avatar #137 to #131 - sirfapaton (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that man.
She's a bitch
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#73 - greekrascal (10/01/2015) [-]
I swear to god. I'm the only person with sensible parents on the face of the planet.

Not actually, but I feel like it because literally everybody I know complanes about there parents.
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User avatar #425 to #73 - imostlyroll (10/02/2015) [-]
I hear ya, I feel like the best parents in the world despite their habit of sheltering me and themselves. The only reason I want to move out right now is because I feel like I need to more space than my somewhat cramped room.
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#84 to #73 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Most people here probably have sensible parents, they're just whiny bitches who like to make **** up.
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#124 to #84 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
This so much.
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User avatar #399 to #84 - donatelo (10/01/2015) [-]
i was just about to comment this.
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#48 - pebar (10/01/2015) [-]
no rent
no utilities

I love being a parasite

I'm not ashamed of saving thousands of dollars
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#404 to #48 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
******* parasite fite me m8

-a fellow parasite
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User avatar #298 to #48 - jesusisagoose (10/01/2015) [-]
plus the epic battles with other parasites
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User avatar #420 to #298 - chillybilly (10/02/2015) [-]
I haven't even seen it but I'm pretty sure I got that reference
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User avatar #501 to #420 - jesusisagoose (10/02/2015) [-]
you should see it.
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#173 to #48 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/01/2015) [-]
same man

the fact that there are literally zero jobs in the town I'm in has nothing to do with this nope nothing whatsoever
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#358 to #173 - tarabostes (10/01/2015) [-]
Trash , don't you know that work sets you free?
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User avatar #54 to #48 - pathesisx [OP](10/01/2015) [-]
its just getting out of hand for me ill have two other roommates money will just be tight but thats okay.
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User avatar #2 - notevenalive (10/01/2015) [-]
I would move out but I got no money, I would get a job but no one is hiring.
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User avatar #8 to #2 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
Try prostitution.
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User avatar #40 to #8 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
You gonna pay for this ass?




let's be real here
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User avatar #41 to #40 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, I got $5.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
And we both know you'd rather spend that on something fun and stupid that isn't my ass.






and I'm not addicted to meth yet, so I value my crack at worth more than $5
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User avatar #43 to #42 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
What if I wanna bottom?
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User avatar #45 to #43 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
You think $5 is enough for my dick? nah. I got a high class cock. with a monocle and tophat
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User avatar #46 to #45 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
What if I say pretty please?
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User avatar #47 to #46 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, you gotta ask the wife in that case.





my answer is still no though
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User avatar #49 to #47 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
Get her a strap-on, we're having a spitroast.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
The last thing I'll ever give her is a strap on. My asshole would always be clenched in fear
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User avatar #51 to #50 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
She can't use it on you if it's lodged in my ass.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
This is definitely in the top 3 weirdest conversations I've ever had on fj, I'll give you that
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User avatar #53 to #52 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm good at that.
Also, going on your username, are you by any chance related to Speed Weed?
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User avatar #57 to #53 - pizzaweed (10/01/2015) [-]
Nope, never met em
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User avatar #154 to #45 - littlepuppeteer (10/01/2015) [-]
well it is known as the one eyed monster, so the monocle only makes sense.
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#21 - chaoticlaw (10/01/2015) [-]
I've actually never had this problem. I was ******* ecstatic when I left the foster home, so I can't really relate to this.
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#68 to #21 - brahdin (10/01/2015) [-]
you've had a hard life haven't you?
at least you found someone in all of that chaos to be with
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User avatar #23 to #21 - oxymoronking (10/01/2015) [-]
do abadonment issues have to do with you liking /ss/?
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#26 to #23 - chaoticlaw (10/01/2015) [-]
**** no, you don't have to have abandonment issues to enjoy pure love.
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#413 to #26 - lupusluzulu (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah

Sure
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User avatar #25 to #21 - Blargosnarf (10/01/2015) [-]
Well we're not all imaginary friends, so we have different experiences.
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#58 - mustardbater (10/01/2015) [-]
Everyone sharing ********* parent stories in the comments and I'm just sitting here skype chatting with my perfectly normal and supportive family.
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User avatar #332 to #58 - mariox (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm with you buddy. I think my mom will actually be sad when decide to move out after college is down.
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#234 - malinko ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
> be 14, have job. pay own share of bills.
>be 16, tired of ungrateful mothers **** .
>move the **** out.
>get an apartment, still have job, still go to school, still pay my own bills.
>finish high school, go to college,
>Get Tech degree
>get job working as a network admin for large company that prints junk mail
>do that for a while.
>company goes under. hard to find good work. work at mcdonalds a few times.
>I mean seriously, 2 degrees and used to make 100k+ and now slinging burgers
>oh well, gottadowhatyagottado.jpeg
>get a job doing accounting for housing company
>making bank again
>grandfather dies, get large inheritance for being his favorite.
>am now millionaire.
>don't waste my money like other ***** who get money, Stay rich.

Now I know that last part people cant do, its all luck. but seriously people, the only thing holding you back in live is yourself. you can do anything you set your mind to, I know thats really cliche'd but its true. your parents aren't going to be around forever to take care of you,

to the people that say "I cant move out or get job because i dont have skills or this reason or that reason." yes. yes you cant. go flip burgers if you have to. but get skills! they are on the internet for you. learn how to do something that is usefull, like wood working, or painting, or fixing cars, or 3d modeling, or just being a good typer. you can learn these things in your spare time. do it! I believe in you! go fly you beautiful dove!
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#244 to #234 - deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-]
I'd like to believe your story.

But, we need some proof bruh.
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User avatar #248 to #244 - malinko ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
A: What kind of proof?

B: I'm not obligated to give you any proof. you can either believe it or not, makes no difference to me.
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User avatar #250 to #248 - deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-]
I dunno, any kind you can give.

And, no, you're not obligated to give any, but it would definitely make people more confident with your advice and stuff like that.

In college for tech myself and had a job flipping burgers, so, I identify with yer story.
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User avatar #253 to #250 - malinko ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
hmmmm......pictures of my trophy wife?
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User avatar #254 to #253 - deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-]
If you have the degree somewhere, take a picture of it with a timestamp and blur out the name on it.

Not sure how much you'd want your wife on here.
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#275 to #254 - malinko ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I found my masters degree. good enough?
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User avatar #421 to #275 - admin (10/02/2015) [-]
i'm just a 9th grade drop-out but please put tldr; summaries on long bodies of text
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User avatar #463 to #421 - malinko ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Just walk down the hall and have your mom read it to you.
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User avatar #305 to #275 - deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-]
Good enough for me.
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User avatar #255 to #254 - malinko ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I'll go find it. I just moved into a new place 2 years ago and its in a box somewhere. im really lazy with **** like that lol it was kind of a joke, but at the same time, i dont really care, shes kind of a bitch
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#263 to #234 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
As much as you admitted that your inheritance tlwas luck based, it still gave you a pretty big ****** boost to your finances.

Kinda puts a damper on your theory of "Its easy, you can do it, you just can't be lazy!"

Much much better advice is to formulate your life around your current finances, as opposed to getting all moody and depressed at the finances you have. Having no money sucks balls, but when you feel the same after having a stable job with moderate pay, that's where you know what the problem is.

I have to keep telling my girlfriend, "You have a full time job at a company which absolutely loves you, with only the possibility for advancement and salary raise, and a budget that actually puts you in the positive at the end of the month. You need to stop stressing over the idea that we're gonna be homeless at the end of each week just because I propose the idea we go to Applebee's every now and then."

Also apparently you're blocking me, which I won't question but will make a note of.
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User avatar #269 to #263 - malinko ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I never said it was easy, and alot of it has to do with being in the right place at the right time. and I did not compare my current finances, that part at the end was just the end of the story, before that, everything i had was based on hard work alone, and i did rather well for myself.
I'll admit, a lot of it is, luck, even with finding a job and what not, but living at your parents house and sitting in your room at your computer isn't giving yourself a fighting chance.
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User avatar #243 - Sethorein ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
do whatever youre passionate about

I want to do research

there's no money in that. We're disowning you unless you do law

Got it. *starts opening up scholarship apps*

make sure you marry for love

Mom, i love this nonjew

you dont know what love is youre too immature. Youre not allowed to tell anyone and we're disowning you until you break up

Got it. *opens up apartment listings*

Parents are ******* great
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#283 to #243 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Don't do law. The market is way too saturated right now. There are 10 lawyers for every 8 jobs. If you want to do research, go get it. You can do it.
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User avatar #287 to #283 - Sethorein ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
My dad is a lawyer. He'd sign off on my articling and pass me off to our moneylender friend.

The market is saturated with PhD's as well. It's a real awful market that was not prepared for the older generation not dying to make room for us. Maybe business is still viable if you've got good ideas and a stomach for risk.
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User avatar #389 to #287 - donatelo (10/01/2015) [-]
yep. our generation is ****** in the job market...with all these babyboomers refusing to die and retire, on top of subsequent generations trying to crack the field whom are already graduated as well as those who are about to...i know im going to not be working for quite some time in the field i want.
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#338 to #287 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Well I guess. There's a shortage of doctors though. Too bad there's a huge bottleneck at the residency level...
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#245 to #243 - deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm sorry about your parents.
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User avatar #249 to #245 - Sethorein ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I never want my kids to know theyve got yid genes. It's better that way. Undoing the social programming of the jewish community will probably take half my life

I just gotta suffer one more year, then i'll be free to get the **** outta dodge.
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#256 to #249 - deviousdanish (10/01/2015) [-]
I wish you luck, I know a lot of stuff with any really orthodox religious mindset can **** you up for life, so, good luck, man.
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#202 - Diablotheone ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Love my parents and everything, but i cannot wait to move out of here...
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#67 - killjoyus (10/01/2015) [-]
you know, not to be the odd man out or anything, but i really enjoy using my parents house while im at college, like its for the moment rent free and mostly low stress. granted that because my parents are probably the most chilled ass mother ******* out there

Plus having a retired chef as a dad has benefits, home made chicken tendies mayne
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User avatar #93 to #67 - datassman (10/01/2015) [-]
Honestly I'm really starting to appreciate the fact that my dad was a steakhouse cook for 5 years and my mom loved cooking and was also good at it because dining halls are **** . Hot sauce is the only reason I can eat cafeteria food for another year
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User avatar #368 - princeofbrokensoul (10/01/2015) [-]
jeez all these people talking about bad parents and all my parents have done is divorce
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User avatar #379 to #368 - lapsushominum (10/01/2015) [-]
Same here bud, my parents have divorced but my mother and grandmother have always been really supportive of my siblings and I. Makes me feel really lucky
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User avatar #386 to #368 - novabird (10/01/2015) [-]
trust me when i say i know people with really bad parents, like holy hell and the trend of those people having nasty mental conditions goes up the more messed up the parents are as well...-_-
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#430 - njjohnny (10/02/2015) [-]
All these people are talking about how ****** their parent situation is.
No one is demanding porn of the Ambiguous Goddess Milf with thick thighs.
Now I have to go through the embarrassment of asking.

Draw porn of the mother, please
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User avatar #175 - dstone ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
My wife's parents did this to her.
"We don't like you staying out so late, if you're staying in our house you have to follow ours rules!"
-Moves in with me.
"Wait no-"

So my advice to you: If you an 18+ Adult with the financial funds to move out, or move in with some friends. Do it. Shut them the **** up, learn some responsibility by living the life they claim you're not ready for and mayhaps the next time you're over they'll actually treat you like a person instead of a kid.
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#115 - sabanknight (10/01/2015) [-]
I recommend doing what I did 'Hey I am moving out Tuesday, already signed the lease'

My parents pulled that stuff all the time, oh it's expensive to live in an apartment, oh it's a lot of responsibility.

It's a learning experience, succeed or fail don't burn the bridge to come back home. Do a lot of planning and budgeting, layout ground rules and responsibility early with your roomate. You'll do fine.
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