I do actually have some gray starting in my beard (which is a kind of pubic hair) and I have also found hair in a taco bell product so this comic is like 90% true.
>At Yankee game
>Send friend to get me a Knish
>(For the uninitiated; it's basically potato filling with a dough coating)
>Brings it back wrapped in foil
>Start eating
>Hit medium-length curly hair half way though
>Clearly a pube
>Panic
>Friend consoles me by saying that's it's probably just a beard hair that fell in
>Believe that for the sake of my own sanity
>Finish Knish because I'm starving and it was $5
>Leaving after game
>Knish cart guy doesn't have a beard
I started going gray when I was in the 8th grade. By the time I was in High School It was pretty noticable. Now that I'm older the gray hair doesn't bother me. Having it happen to me early in life more or less made it easier to cope with.
My dad (and myself to a far lesser extent) has had grey hairs since he was like 17. Surprisingly, his hair still has that salt and pepper effect to it. Being about 50/50 currently (of black and white).
My facial hair grows in odd colors. The sideburn areas grow in pitch black, above my mouth grows in blond-ish/very light brown and my chin grows in red.