Gingervitus *OC*

Lemon juice gets rid of freckles,
lemon juice destroys souls

EVERY
VILLAIN
IS
LEMONS
MY GOD!

curses he's onto me..... I mean lies all lies

I'm Going To Steal Your SOUL!!

Myth: Gingers Steal Souls
Fact: Gingers steal bikes.


Wait.... Gingers.... same letters....as...

Myth: Gingers steal bikes
Fact: Nobody wants to learn interesting facts about gingers

ya know, i've never realized that. thanks bro.

Kind of like when a gangster gets a tear tattoo for everyone they kill?

Lol! frecklepuss

mfw i have red hair, freckles and green eyes, but i'm a guy

That'll do.

<mfw i as well have red hair freckles and green eyes and i am also a guy

I have red hair, freckles, brown eyes...

dafuq? top 100 with this comment? well, thank you guys, take a pic of a funny beard as reward

And if you sort by highest rated your soulmate is right above your comment.

You spelled "bone" wrong

Your logic is sound.

Forgive me for being a clueless moron, but what is a dementor?

They kiss you or something and it makes you feel like shit, or something, so you gotta use EXPECTO PATRONUM (you may have seen that gif that says "pinned to my scrotum!") so they blast off........

tl;dr: harry potter magic

Ah, gracias sir

Oh MY GOD
that tickled my giggles

the metamorphosis has begun...

you crack me up, I want you around =)

Dont worry, I will be around :)

what are you talking about with that theory above there are only a finite amount of interchangeable gingers in the world

No, if the ginger pulls out mid-transfer then both people and infected and the ginger virus regenerates in each host until they are both fully-fledged gingers. The man in this comic was lucky enough to resist the control of the gingervitus and allow all of it to transfer out of him.

yes but clearly in that above theory being ginger sucks and they no it so why not get rid of the virus and live a normal non ginger existance

Some people don't have the willpower to overcome the control of the ginger virus. It's like rage zombies; clearly no one wants to become a rage zombie, but once they become infected the virus takes over and they lose control.

<cleaned up some.

yeah a few freckles is pretty cute, not all over tho.

yea, freckles across the bridge of the nose looks really good

even then, I really like them
not sure why though

Join us >:)

Nope!

We can turn back time now >:D

Where is your god now!?!

Well,fuck.