Fuck.

i could tell you the whole story if you want

Sure why not?

ok, i was in my bathroom, taking a crap, and it was going out slow, and suddenly pee started coming out, then i thought "the pee normally makes me lose strength in pushing the poo out, maybe if i push harder everything will en fast" so i did as i thought, pushed with all my might, and bam, penis hole hurt like hell, had to stop and ended with a turd midway hanging out my ass as i was sitting in the toilet holding my dick with both hands

felt like a razor blade inside your dick huh?

i know that feel...

Damn dude.
I will never attempt that.

don't, my dick hurt for five more days after that

Thanks for the advice.
Never fap with soap, shampoo, or hand sanitizer...
Dick BURNS.

too late

Shiiiet.

some days ago i peed after a night of faping and holding in my pee, it burned, was scared i had gotten something strange, luckily, the experience hasn't been repeated

Wow.
The worst is when your dick is bleeding and you have no idea why

true, a friend of mine had his dick bleeding and inflamating (means it was getting fat), told him to go to the doctor, he didn't want to because he didn't want to get a finger up his ass

Damn nigga.
I'm glad I can talk to a stranger about my dick, his dick, and his friends dick without it getting awkward.

it is good, i talk about stuff like this with my gf all the time, so i don't see why i shouldn't hear other people's problems on the subject, wanna hear more?

Yeah, why the fuck not?
Its weird, but I can talk about nearly anything with anyone.
1st time meeting someone? Better tell them about my diarrhea.
What the fuck brain?

when i was around 5 my foreskin grew in a way that i could no longer pull it back without hurting myself, my parents let it slide since i was able to clean it well, one day, when i was around 10, i woke up with a round ball instead of my normal penis, i tried peeing, but it hurt so much i nearly fainted, much more than when i nearly split my dick, i told my mom this and we went to a hospital, where they checked what happened, it turns out i had an infection and that they had to cut off my foreskin, in other words, circumcise me, the procedure went well and i got a foreskin free penis, but it looked like a fly larva for some weeks

a guy my brother works with had to have a metal rod shoved in his dick hole for 2 weeks for kidney stones. he threw up a lot....

interesting stories boys :D

Damn son.
But welcome to clean dick master race

lol Noah is my name

Mine too.

Infected jarate.

MAGGOTS.

Colorblind OP, most likely.