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Expanded Mind. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ I do feel, amidst the bumbling drunken mind puke the permeates most of my thoug

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

I do feel, amidst the bumbling drunken mind puke the permeates most of my thoughts when i’m drunk, I do experience a few moments of clarity. Anyone else?

DRUNK AGAIN, I BEE.
WHEN I DOINK. IT MY
I HIGHER’ MIND AME? I IMPANEL
30, THAT' S WHY You . no GET IT!
DIDN' T HAVE PANTS cw?
iall' itr' Jami: A Ray

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12/06/2015

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#10 - xskullgirlsx (12/06/2015) [-]

The truth is out there

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#39 to #10 - alcoholicsemen (12/07/2015) [-]

there it is

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#29 to #10 - kadish (12/06/2015) [-]

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#52 to #10 - YllekNayr ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

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#17 to #10 - arkbuilder (12/06/2015) [-]

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#48 to #17 - malachicthulhu (12/07/2015) [-]

Here I fixed this for you.

#73 to #17 - enslavedyouth (12/07/2015) [-]

-74

#12 - ponyminecraft (12/06/2015) [-]

Alcoholism is not funny. What happens when you go on a drunken rage and beat your wife? What then?

#66 to #12 - pulseythekid (12/07/2015) [-]

You have to check better your timing you chemical unbalanced freak.

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#70 to #66 - ponyminecraft (12/07/2015) [-]

Check your timing better* Refrain from replying to me with subpar grammar

#71 to #70 - pulseythekid (12/07/2015) [-]

Yes check your timing monkey. In this situation that kind of social conscience isn't called for. Sissy primate.

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#72 to #71 - ponyminecraft (12/07/2015) [-]

I simply pointed out a flaw in your limited vocabulary. I would appreciate you did not insult me, or I will find myself forced to report you to the moderators.

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#74 to #72 - pulseythekid (12/07/2015) [-]

I call you what I want. I don't have a limited vocabulary and I already reported you to a mod be silent you filthy sycophant.

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#75 to #74 - ponyminecraft (12/07/2015) [-]

I would appreciate a moderator here. I am being harassed and I will not stand for this.

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#76 to #75 - pulseythekid (12/07/2015) [-]

Boo hoo.

#77 to #76 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

Both of you are faggots, you for thinking he's actually that retarded and him for pretending to be retarded to argue.

#49 to #12 - skebaba (12/07/2015) [-]

>Implying any of us Funnyjunkers will ever get laid
>Implying

#58 to #49 - hardjunk (12/07/2015) [-]

yeah, i think it's for the best

#46 to #12 - moldybreadcrumb (12/07/2015) [-]

You laugh

#43 to #12 - zoobexplain (12/07/2015) [-]

#68 to #43 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

GIF

#69 to #43 - misterinvert (12/07/2015) [-]

GIF

#18 to #12 - gruga (12/06/2015) [-]

You have a broken dishwasher/sandwich machine.

#19 to #12 - semilunarknight (12/06/2015) [-]

She starts to listen

#53 to #12 - majestispaceduck ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 got funnyjunk quite ir8

#57 to #12 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

I record it and get to the front page with the footage.

#44 to #12 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/07/2015) [-]

PLEASE DONT FEED THE TROLLS I shouldn't have to post this guys. You should know better.

#63 to #44 - darthdingo (12/07/2015) [-]

You overestimate them.

#45 to #12 - psychadelicsnake (12/07/2015) [-]

hide all is amazing

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#15 to #12 - ohhh (12/06/2015) [-]

Just move on guys. Keep him at zero.

#55 to #15 - empithree (12/07/2015) [-]

but you're wrong newfag. any kind of thumb is good for them. the only solution is hide all.

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#60 to #55 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

That's what he said, retard.

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#22 to #15 - catsbats (12/06/2015) [-]

no.

#30 to #12 - crazyguyindahood (12/06/2015) [-]

10/10

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#32 to #12 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

careful guys, there's a sniper on the moon

#34 to #32 - majormoron (12/07/2015) [-]

Now I cannot unsee it.

#50 to #32 - theugandanhero (12/07/2015) [-]

Da **** are you talking abou-

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#31 to #12 - matt leaf (12/06/2015) [-]

Your child posts Pony pictures on social websites, apparently.

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#13 to #12 - janeyzombie (12/06/2015) [-]

More stories to make into comics

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#21 - semilunarknight (12/06/2015) [-]

Lifehack, the most effective way to expand your mind is with a shotgun

#47 to #21 - mindsailor (12/07/2015) [-]

"Marijuana kills" - H&KGtWC commercial voice

#67 to #21 - marconde (12/07/2015) [-]

I am late for the party?

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#26 to #21 - imagebandetector (12/06/2015) [-]

GIF

Oh yeah!

#41 to #26 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** That looks like it's really hard on your toes.

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#9 - forsthe (12/06/2015) [-]

Guess you can say that he's a smarty pants

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#59 - syndromes (12/07/2015) [-]

Whenever I see this guy's comics I just groan because literally none of them were able to get a laugh out of me. I just don't find them that funny.

I also groan a second time when looking for the comments because there's always the one comment where someone photoshopped the infamous nipple somewhere and it's gotten to a point where it's just plainly obnoxious to see.

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#61 to #59 - crlmsonhazard (12/07/2015) [-]

Its a goddamned shame. The artist is clearly talented but the comedy is about as funny as the holocaust

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#5 - lucky

(12/06/2015) [-]

Something has expanded but it sure isnt my mind.

#11 to #5 - deviousdanish (12/06/2015) [-]

Was gonna make that same joke.

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#51 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

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#35 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

HAHA I GET THE JOKE HE DOESN'T HAVE PANTS

HAHA

#1 - bluslenderman (12/06/2015) [-]

Your nipples open up my mind.

#42 - oubliette Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]

#2 - fatkidatrecess (12/06/2015) [-]

Insert nipple reference here.

#6 - ohshoot (12/06/2015) [-]

Pants hinder mind expansion, but also bowel evacuation.

#20 to #6 - semilunarknight (12/06/2015) [-]

Also dong expansion

#24 to #20 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]

Being indoors also hinders dong expansion unless you're dong isn't giant sized...

#16 - mobilebull (12/06/2015) [-]

**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** plot twist Op don't drink

#65 to #16 - benadryl (12/07/2015) [-]

mfw myopicprophet's jokeless comics

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#23 - pocketstooheavy (12/06/2015) [-]

When do we, as a community, start hating these comics like all the other ones before it?

#25 to #23 - quantumlegend ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]

When they start going to **** but they keep uploading unfunny content just because their already existing user fan base from previous funny content keeps their comics afloat with thumbs and they don't realize until it is too late. Then the speaking out from the silent majority begins.
It's not that the community turns, it's the silent majority that finally gets sick of it and decides to speak up.

#28 to #23 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]

For me the deal breaker is the fact that he uses FJ as an advertisement platform. Some are okay I sepose. But most of them are rippoffs of things that everyone has already seen.

But again. The shameless advertising is what botters me.