The 2 things I hate most, Minecraft and ponies.

OP didn't take the bait from his gf, but we didn't learn.

So many people baited by bait on content about bait.

Just look at his name, people are falling for this?

***** the **** you know about having a relationship, **** outta here.

Says the person with the name
"ponyminecraft"

Trust you on girlfriend advice when you, yourself, have no girlfriend?

It's sad that your common sense gets drowned because of your cringe worthy obsession. Though, given that name, I'll assume it was on purpose.

it's a troll m8

"Though, given that name, I'll assume it was on purpose."

of course it was

The pony man is actually right,
though he shouldn't take this comic as a diary of the comic maker's life.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Honesty is sometimes stronger than a spear"

Your woman's weight is none of my business!

Oh just go **** your pillow-pet and shut up.

excuse me?

I don't think anybody would take advice from a guy called ponyminecraft.....

just like how nobody should take advice on painfully obvious bait from redjelloisgood?

Just like nobody takes your dick

Oooooooooooooo shiiiiiiiit!

******* savaaaaaage! Ice cold, scorched earth ************ ! Godaaaaaamn!

stop making things worse.

with a profile picture like that, I doubt anyone takes yours either.
it's not even a comment on your looks. it's a comment on the fact that you're actually stupid enough to upload a picture of yourself on funnyjunk. Who would **** someone that stupid?

his wasn't even a good burn.
he broke the pattern of the conversation, and what he said wasn't even relevant.
not only that, but the level of hostility was completely mismatched, and I'm not in the wrong for pointing out obvious bait, as everyone else typically does.

2/10, suicide recommended.

I know right? It´s like this People that put their Birthyear at the end of their Name, next Thing you know their birthday is their actuell Password.

I can't be honest with my girlfriend...my wife might find out.