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Death Rattle. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ We all have a chest cold going around in our house and I think my wife needs les

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/
We all have a chest cold going around in our house and I think my wife needs less of an excuse to “off me” than a constant cough.

IAE' s DYING ISN' T IVIE? " WHAT NEEDS To BE DUNE. ..'
BAD NEWS, BABE. use SAYS
YOU AIN' T EOE' JNHI MAKE IT.
PM iyc, jjb'
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#2 - cleu (11/19/2015) [-]
So uh... everything okay at home there man?
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User avatar #25 to #2 - godisbert (11/20/2015) [-]
I think the joke is, he's making that wheezing sound, it's late at night and she wants to sleep. She doesn't want him to die, she just wants him to stop making sounds.
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#28 to #25 - cleu (11/20/2015) [-]
Sounds about right I still enjoy the first way I interpreted it tho.
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#9 - canichaikait (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm having creators block, help.
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User avatar #42 to #9 - meganinja (11/20/2015) [-]
Geddit? Chest cold?
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#37 to #9 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (11/20/2015) [-]
here you go brah.
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User avatar #14 to #9 - Tusura (11/19/2015) [-]
I just hope the shotgun shoots nipple shaped shells.
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User avatar #23 to #9 - stallioncock (11/20/2015) [-]
For a second I thought it was that dumb every-character-has-a-sick-nose tumblr thing.
But it's a nipple.
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#35 to #23 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
well he is actually sick here so it would be in place... but nice blatant hate.
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#16 - ashedust (11/19/2015) [-]
Are you slowly documenting your actual murder? I suggest you finish the comic before it finishes you.
Are you slowly documenting your actual murder?

I suggest you finish the comic before it finishes you.
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#10 - bohemianblasphemy (11/19/2015) [-]
Do you get a last request?
or a last meal?
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#11 to #10 - xskullgirlsx (11/19/2015) [-]
He's going to have a lead sandwich pretty soon
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User avatar #22 to #11 - captainprincess (11/20/2015) [-]
He mightve ordered the tuna first
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User avatar #49 to #11 - relvel (11/20/2015) [-]
This looks like porn. wink wink nudge nudge
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#31 - thesoulseeker (11/20/2015) [-]
At least he'll summon another legendary. Maybe itsthetie?
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#34 to #31 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/20/2015) [-]
Maybe it'll be someone with better nipples
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#18 - vladi (11/19/2015) [-]
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#8 - lucky (11/19/2015) [-]
**lucky used "*roll picture*"**
**lucky rolled image**

MFW hot female with a gun.
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User avatar #13 to #8 - admiralloli (11/19/2015) [-]
blackface?
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User avatar #21 to #8 - nignogprime (11/19/2015) [-]
Mercenary work? It might suit you.
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#52 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
i felt compelled to make this for some reason
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User avatar #61 to #52 - exotic (11/20/2015) [-]
Haunted creeper
deathrattle: summon two 1/1 nips
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#53 to #52 - mrspyder (11/20/2015) [-]
**mrspyder used "*roll picture*"**
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**** , forgot to log in
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User avatar #54 to #53 - iqequalzero (11/20/2015) [-]
Good **** fam, my sides havent come down yet.
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#55 to #52 - mrspyder (11/20/2015) [-]
**mrspyder used "*roll picture*"**
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myopicprophet
did i do good?
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#7 - lype (11/19/2015) [-]
and this is a death whistle
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User avatar #63 to #7 - brutalgod (11/20/2015) [-]
thats what my nose sounds like when i have colds and trying to blow snot out
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#76 to #7 - krasnovian (11/20/2015) [-]
I want that.
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#58 to #7 - canichaikait (11/20/2015) [-]
Holy **** , that's horrifying.
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User avatar #4 - magicalsteve (11/19/2015) [-]
Eye contact game is strong in that first panel
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#6 - szatan (11/19/2015) [-]
dat see-through top.
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#29 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3 - zaywoot (11/19/2015) [-]
... Why did she not put on pants when calling over the doctor?
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User avatar #19 to #3 - mrmask (11/19/2015) [-]
she needs a new sugar-daddy
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User avatar #20 to #19 - zaywoot (11/19/2015) [-]
Well, you can't live off greenies
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User avatar #39 to #3 - lumpymandude (11/20/2015) [-]
That is exactly what I was thinking, who has a doctor make a house call and not put on clothes.
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User avatar #32 - kevinipples (11/20/2015) [-]
anyone else noticing these comics getting increasingly not funny?
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User avatar #74 to #32 - atma (11/20/2015) [-]
this is the funniest one I've seen in a while, actually
so I guess maybe that's a "yes but not this time around"

I like seeing them on the front page tho :V
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#44 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
the only reason you get thumbs is because you draw the girl sexily
your comics suck
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#45 to #44 - ubercookieboy (11/20/2015) [-]
Or y'know, maybe he's actually funny
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#47 to #45 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
Do you find this **** funny? Is it past your bed time yet, kid?
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User avatar #65 to #47 - ubercookieboy (11/20/2015) [-]
Good thing about having a low standard for humor is that I can't ever be accused of being a snob.
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User avatar #48 to #44 - sugoi (11/20/2015) [-]
Well I come here for the nipples but I assure you it's not the ones on the girl.
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User avatar #64 - upunkpunk (11/20/2015) [-]
Why is she half naked?
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User avatar #66 to #64 - manofparody ONLINE (11/20/2015) [-]
She's almost always half naked.
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#67 to #64 - anon (11/20/2015) [-]
Because he can't make a joke that doesn't involve sex, tits, or poorly drawn and overused nipples

Also if you have any sort of critiscism about his work, you get blocked
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#5 - jokervsbatsy (11/19/2015) [-]
Well he still gets a dying wish, doesn't he?
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User avatar #15 - devilicious (11/19/2015) [-]
I like how the doc seems to be reading the Text bubble
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User avatar #51 - ztron (11/20/2015) [-]
I think I listen to too much Pantera. Pantera - Death Rattle
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