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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - captainwow [OP]
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(06/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
stickied by captainwow
look at all that funny
User avatar #71 to #1 - goobyman
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ironic *********** is still ***********
User avatar #169 to #71 - popnotes
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Posting "Ironic *********** is still ***********" is ***********.
User avatar #171 to #169 - goobyman
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posting "posting "ironic *********** is still ***********" is ***********" is ***********
we need to go deeper
User avatar #193 to #171 - luvtokill
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no
#88 to #71 - anon id: 7a95ece6
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not if it's funny
not if it's funny
User avatar #39 to #1 - grimmwaters
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Epic bewbs
#41 to #1 - anon id: b3d957a0
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I love that people like you are parodying those annoying assholes who used to freak out at the sight of boobs in a comic. Seriously, how ******* immature do they have to be to see tits and immediately panic?
User avatar #201 to #41 - elcreepo
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How immature do you have to be to see tits and get a boner?
User avatar #60 to #1 - theugandanhero
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10/10 would redraw then fap again
User avatar #66 to #1 - Pikachuuu
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"I like these comics for the plot" Yeah ******* right...
#181 to #1 - twothreefivefive
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(06/10/2014) [-]
**twothreefivefive rolled image** **** posting? On your comic?

I like you.
#79 to #1 - stely
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(06/10/2014) [-]
omg watch out for *le banana hammer le xd
#86 to #79 - popnotes
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"banana hammer"

You. You're good.
#2 - MoparMan
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(06/09/2014) [-]
******* brilliant
#25 to #2 - migueldecervantes
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(06/10/2014) [-]
Uh... No.
#106 to #25 - lightarcanine
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This thread in a nutshell.
#159 to #106 - migueldecervantes
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I never said that by not responding you would be a retard. Please, show me where and when I said that.
User avatar #161 to #159 - lightarcanine
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Eh, too many comments to sort through.

I got work now. You kids play nice.
#163 to #161 - migueldecervantes
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Go play in the traffic.
#108 to #106 - migueldecervantes
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Go play in the traffic.
User avatar #112 to #108 - lightarcanine
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Like, I see what you're going for here and it's a decent effort, but you have to know when to quit. You're trying to come off as a basement-dwelling neckbeard and you do that well in your first few comments. "New Humor Movement" is pretty good. But when you go beyond that, you lose that touch and your intentions shine through. So hey, you're doing pretty well. Also, the username is pretty good for it as well (Don Quixote is a pretty chill book).
tl;dr You tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
User avatar #113 to #112 - elmarcocfc
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He had to fall, to lost it all
#tune
#164 to #113 - migueldecervantes
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To lost it all?





...










I'll have to stop talking to you now.
User avatar #165 to #164 - elmarcocfc
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Misspelled one word, means I'm an idiot
Do that if you wish, I'm having fun watching you get absolutely triple rekt
#167 to #165 - migueldecervantes
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Actually I've defended myself perfectly against three retards. Not that I'm proud of it or anything. I wouldn't be proud of beating up three retards with a baseball bat, but I would do it if they attacked me and I had no other choice.

It was amusing, nonetheless.

Have a good one.
User avatar #168 to #167 - elmarcocfc
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>"I'm sorry"
Who are you actually trying to kid here?
It's okay to admit defeat
#170 to #168 - migueldecervantes
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Holy ******* ****, you are the retardest retard I have ever encountered on this site!

I call someone a retard and then, when they tell me it is not very nice to do so, I tell them I'm sorry. You are so stupid that you can't even pick up on the most evident irony in existence.

I hope you realize how ******* stupid you are, but, in all seriousness, I think you'll kill yourself pretty soon.
User avatar #172 to #170 - elmarcocfc
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Once again, the only word you can say is retard, and you overusing it just makes you look like an absolute tit each time you say it.
Please continue. Me and my two chums are laughing like **** from this.
#173 to #172 - migueldecervantes
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But aren't you at least a tad disconcerted by your inability to understand irony? It is a very high index of stupidity, you know...

I'll just pity you, I guess.
User avatar #175 to #173 - elmarcocfc
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AND AGAIN
"Oh, I'm being this, I doing that. Only kidding guys, ahahaha"
You're so pathetic it hurts.
#177 to #175 - migueldecervantes
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What the hell are you talking about?

Oh, right... You are a total retard.
User avatar #179 to #177 - elmarcocfc
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I almost feel sorry for you. Almost. But you did bring this upon yourself by being an utter twat.
#180 to #179 - migueldecervantes
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You're right; I did.

Have a good one.
User avatar #182 to #180 - elmarcocfc
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Running away again?
#183 to #182 - migueldecervantes
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I prefer not to argue with retards for too long or they may become too affectionate and dependent.

I believe this is what is happening with you right now.
User avatar #192 to #183 - elmarcocfc
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Thank ******* christ.
Don't come back.
User avatar #184 to #183 - elmarcocfc
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>Thinking anyone would be affectionate toward such a lowly, neckbeard sad case as you
Currently playing GTA V with friends right now whilst talking to you, just waiting for you to delete your account.
#187 to #184 - migueldecervantes
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I will soon.

Have a good one.
#126 to #112 - migueldecervantes
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Pretty chill book? It is recognized to be the best book of all time (not only novel, but overall book).

Anyhow, I am sorry to tell you that you did not understand what I was actually trying to do. The "new humor movement" was in fact my attempt of parallelism with the comic "******* brilliant" self-reflexive, self-aware joke.

For some reason, I kind of feel like you will be retarded enough to use the old self-defense mechanism of projection on me. You are now convinced that I am trolling, and, instead of accepting your brain defect in understanding irony, will keep thinking that I am one no matter what.

The predicament with people as stupid as you is that there can be no stable conversation. Either I can stoop down to your level and write you a long, long argument after which you will call me a "fagt" and say I am "tryin too hard lel", or you will try getting on my level and end up drawing stupid and false conclusions, and walking away whistling and thinking you are right.

Anyhow, have a good one.
User avatar #111 to #108 - elmarcocfc
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Lel, you touched a nerve Light
#121 to #25 - sunnyday
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#122 to #121 - migueldecervantes
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I hate fun. I've never had fun in my whole life and now am a bitter old man trying to get retarded kids to stop having fun.

The problem is that retarded kids can have fun with anything, even electric plugs.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sunnyday
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Now you're trying too hard. That wasn't even good enough to thumb down.
#124 to #123 - migueldecervantes
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Wow, you really are retarded...
#125 to #124 - sunnyday
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Maybe if you keep trying harder people will actually take you seriously.
#127 to #125 - migueldecervantes
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I like your use of italics (or is that cursive?).
User avatar #129 to #127 - sunnyday
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I liked your trolling until you starting trying to try too hard. You were actually achieving your target until you ****** it up.
#130 to #129 - migueldecervantes
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I shall simply quote my latest response to that retard lightarcanine.

"Anyhow, I am sorry to tell you that you did not understand what I was actually trying to do. The "new humor movement" was in fact my attempt of parallelism with the comic's "******* brilliant" self-reflexive, self-aware joke.

"For some reason, I kind of feel like you will be retarded enough to use the old self-defense mechanism of projection on me. You are now convinced that I am trolling, and, instead of accepting your brain defect in understanding irony, will keep thinking that I am no matter what.

"The predicament with people as stupid as you is that there can be no stable conversation. Either I can stoop down to your level and write you a long, long argument after which you will call me a "fagt" and say I am "tryin too hard lel", or you will try getting on my level and end up drawing stupid and false conclusions, and walking away whistling and thinking you are right.

"Anyhow, have a good one."
#133 to #130 - sunnyday
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Keep trying. You'll get there eventually.
Keep trying. You'll get there eventually.
#136 to #133 - migueldecervantes
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I liked your italics until you went full cursive.
#137 to #136 - sunnyday
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Well only if you promise to try harder, I'll promise to keep using my italics.
#139 to #137 - migueldecervantes
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No, no... You don't get it. I liked your italics until you went full cursive, which I loved. I want you to use cursive.
User avatar #143 to #139 - sunnyday
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No, no... You don't get it. I liked your trolling until you went full try hard, which I loved. I want you to try hard.
#147 to #143 - migueldecervantes
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Methinks some discord hath been perfunctorily covenanted. Speaking of perfunctorily: where the **** is my ******* cursive!?
#148 to #147 - sunnyday
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This is basically how this thread is now.
User avatar #132 to #130 - lightarcanine
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You know, calling someone retarded isn't too kind.
#134 to #132 - migueldecervantes
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I'm sorry.
User avatar #138 to #134 - lightarcanine
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Protip: Stop the arguing before you lose all credibility.
#141 to #138 - migueldecervantes
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I find it interesting that you don't answer my comment in response to your attempt to understand what I was trying to do.
User avatar #144 to #141 - lightarcanine
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Because I know when people are being stupid just to be stupid. And when that's the case, there's no point in response. Now that you seem to have tired yourself out of the charade, it's worth my time to talk to you.
#146 to #144 - migueldecervantes
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Basically you did exactly what I said you would do in that comment.

You realize that, don't you? Seriously, tell me at least you realize that, because otherwise you would be insanely retarded, and that would be really, really creepy. Try to rationalize it at least.
User avatar #150 to #146 - elmarcocfc
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Just stop. Stop right there. Re-evaluate just what the **** you are doing and make something of yourself, ***** sake.
#152 to #150 - migueldecervantes
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Shush, shush. Go eat some beef jerky and drink some orange juice and everything will be okay. Let the adults confabulate in peace and spare us your fits of stupid lamentations and whines.
User avatar #153 to #152 - elmarcocfc
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Omfg, he can read profiles
#156 to #153 - migueldecervantes
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Please just stay out of this. You proved yourself to be a retard enough.
User avatar #160 to #156 - elmarcocfc
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And yet, here you are begging for your pointless account, calling me and my two friends and basically everyone that isn't you a "retard" to compensate for your time being on this site, and on this earth.
I'm having fun. Maybe this will actually teach you a lesson not to be a fudbucket
User avatar #149 to #146 - lightarcanine
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To be honest, the argument you set up is one that's inescapable, but not sound. You're saying that by not responding I'm in fact an idiot, yet any response to the argument would only further your point as well. It's like going up to a chick and saying, "I'll bet you $100 that you won't blow me." There's no way out except to walk away, but you're still held by a contract you never agreed to.
#151 to #149 - migueldecervantes
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I know it is inescapable; you put yourself in that situation by assuming I was trolling due to loud and arrogantly made malcomprehension of my intents.

How is it unsound, though?
User avatar #154 to #151 - lightarcanine
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You have no backing for what you said. It's an assumption made without any inkling of backing.
#155 to #154 - migueldecervantes
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Which assumption?
User avatar #157 to #155 - lightarcanine
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That by not responding I'm retarded.
User avatar #89 to #25 - elmarcocfc
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Let's see your OC then.
#98 to #89 - migueldecervantes
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I just don't see what's so amazing about this self-reflexive joke. It is a humor we've already seen before; it dates from the beginnings of post-modernism and was abundantly used in movies, books, on television, YouTube, and pretty much every other medium.

In that case, I have to say that anyone who still finds this joke "******* brilliant", is literally retarded (in the time sense, not intelligence I feel awkward for specifying this ).
User avatar #99 to #98 - elmarcocfc
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Christ, you sound like a ******* laugh to have around...
#100 to #99 - migueldecervantes
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Yes, indeed. I am part of the new humor movement. The "intellectual" who ends up sounding like a buffoon.
User avatar #101 to #100 - elmarcocfc
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No self-respecting "intellectual" would find himself on FunnyJunk, where jokes like those ones are very common.
#102 to #101 - migueldecervantes
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Jokes like what?

I don't think you understood my comment...
User avatar #103 to #102 - elmarcocfc
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Jokes like the one you were all "Nah" about.
#104 to #103 - migueldecervantes
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Well... Jesus ******* Christ...

Okay, let's simplify this (for your sake): how can something "common" be "brilliant"?
User avatar #105 to #104 - elmarcocfc
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Lel, look at you trying to sound sophisticated.
Okay, here's an example. Boobs are great. They are also common. Any questions?
Seriously, get the **** off your high horse and lighten the **** up. Stop trying to be some pretentious twatbag, your account does not merit anything like that.
#107 to #105 - migueldecervantes
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My "account does not merit anything like that"? I'm not sure what you mean.

I'm only sounding sophisticated and pretentious to you, because I insulted you. Or maybe was it a word I used? Is the word "simplify" too complex for you?

Anyhow, all frivolous jollities aside, let us beckon the preponderant point of our lackluster debate: boobs. They are not brilliant. They are great, but not brilliant.

I associate brilliant with novel and shockingly valuable.
User avatar #109 to #107 - elmarcocfc
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**** this, I've had enough.
You are actually one of the most intolerable, unsociable people I've ever met. For real, try acting like that in front of people and see how far it gets you.
#120 to #109 - migueldecervantes
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Okay, have a good one.
User avatar #214 to #2 - MoparMan
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Holy **** people

I just wanted to compliment the OC, so i made this post, and i come back the next day, and there's a massive ********* and I have somehow enough thumbs to get colored text?

I mean, I am okay with this, but... Why?
User avatar #58 to #2 - IGotThis
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I like your name, bro. You have good taste.
#9 - dvdstvns
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"You da best"
-harvard
#162 to #9 - ninjapatrol
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Doctor's fw
Doctor's fw
User avatar #35 to #9 - lereturnedtroll
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You in *****!
-Harvard
User avatar #83 to #9 - blokrokker
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"You a dr. son!"
-University of Detroit
#7 - klina
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OP you are the hero FJ deserves and needs.
OP you are the hero FJ deserves and needs.
#3 - kennyh
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Who hasn't been there?

great job captain, keep 'em coming.
#185 to #3 - eskaywalker
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Comment Picture
#21 - neoexdeath
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#6 - ohemgeezus
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MFW each frame
I love you captainwow


you're still a fag, tho
no homo
spoiler
#5 - stripey
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this comic was dynamite, baby   
   
you got a bright future kid
this comic was dynamite, baby

you got a bright future kid
#64 - oversoul
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finally, a quality comic
finally, a quality comic
User avatar #94 to #64 - captainwow [OP]
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Low quality is still quality, right?
#49 - steelplatypus
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"Children getting bitten by spiders."