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Clickbait Suicide. "Buzzfeed editor attempts suicide, absolutely kills it" "this is the LAST suicide note you will EVER have to read. breathtakin

"Buzzfeed editor attempts suicide, absolutely kills it"
"this is the LAST suicide note you will EVER have to read. breathtaking"

Dearest friends. There are
several reasons why I decided
to take my own life] Number 4
will blow your mind, but number
21 kills it.
...
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Views: 49360 Favorited: 59 Submitted: 01/09/2016
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#15 - logicalcommonsense ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**logicalcommonsense used "*roll picture*"**
**logicalcommonsense rolled image**this picture will stop suicide globally
#78 to #15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
*roll 2*
#33 to #15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** ******* god tier roll
#83 to #33 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Why are people thumbing this up?
User avatar #100 to #83 - fluttergrey (01/10/2016) [-]
Why would you thumb it down?
#45 to #15 - FUNlover (01/10/2016) [-]
That ******* roll
User avatar #21 to #15 - funkyiestmonk (01/09/2016) [-]
Hey...get off that god tier roll,you're making us look bad
User avatar #26 to #21 - logicalcommonsense ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Call me a dumbass but I don't understand how this was a god tier roll. It's not clicking into my brain.
User avatar #27 to #26 - funkyiestmonk (01/10/2016) [-]
"number 21 kills it",rolls tip 21,the numbers are the same...BOOM
User avatar #28 to #27 - wraithguard ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Is your name Ted?
User avatar #29 to #28 - funkyiestmonk (01/10/2016) [-]
who's asking?
User avatar #59 to #29 - runescapewasgood (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey! are you ted?
User avatar #42 to #29 - iamawaffle (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey! are you ted?
User avatar #82 to #42 - funkyiestmonk (01/10/2016) [-]
I...might be ted?
User avatar #55 to #26 - edmin (01/10/2016) [-]
>logicalcommonsense
Lol
User avatar #61 to #55 - logicalcommonsense ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I thought you were admin. I was like holy **** even admin is impressed. All a lie.
#32 to #26 - halcyonix (01/10/2016) [-]
He got haunted because he ate out a girl who had an abortion. That's what got him killed.
#50 to #15 - creamgravy (01/10/2016) [-]
Sweetroll.jpg
#31 to #15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #53 to #15 - indonesia (01/10/2016) [-]
glad I still alive to these days, so I can see the roll god
User avatar #62 to #15 - robotdefault ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I love that show.
#49 to #15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
If I were your dad I'd be proud
#18 to #15 - warlordstuart ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
that roll
#54 to #15 - darthblam ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
#47 to #15 - uberbunk (01/10/2016) [-]
I always thought Ned sorta looked like a young Mike Myers.
#37 to #15 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
HOLY **** THIS ROLL
#6 - iphraem (01/09/2016) [-]
"the absolute captivating story of my miserable life with a breathtaking twist on page 3, a must read, GONE SEXUAL"
#77 to #6 - bakagaijin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Why The Fuck You Lying [Spanish Version]
#51 to #6 - creamgravy (01/10/2016) [-]
Nothing in your life has ever gone sexual
#80 to #51 - zmranger (01/10/2016) [-]
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**zmranger rolled image**
******** . I saw him once talking to a girl for 3 minutes straight! ikr?!
#87 to #80 - iphraem (01/10/2016) [-]
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**iphraem rolled image**those were atleast 3 and a half minutes before she spit in my face!
#56 to #25 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Well, the whole "crying" part isn't wrong. R.I.P. based King in the North, you will forever be my favorite character of the franchise.
#74 to #56 - ekairon (01/10/2016) [-]
All Hail Stannis Baratheon, the ONE TRUE KING!
#96 to #74 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Well, he is father of the year. I was actually pissed about that scene, because Stannis was my second favorite in the War of the Five Kings (not that there's much competition, because Renly tried to steal his brother's birthright, Joffrey was a cruel little prick, and Balon was amongst the biggest douchebags in Westeros. That kind of ruined Stannis in the show for me, but he's still solid in the books. He's just not as likable as some other characters, but he is in my top 10.
#7 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar #44 to #7 - obviousxplains (01/10/2016) [-]
More
User avatar #19 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**skeletorexplains used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**skeletorexplains rolls Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour).**
The reason i will commit suicide
User avatar #20 to #19 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Accurate
User avatar #22 to #19 - stealingbikes ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**stealingbikes used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**stealingbikes rolls Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.**
User avatar #57 to #19 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, if you want to meet him quicker...
#30 to #19 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Jackie Chan.** the thing that saved you
User avatar #104 to #30 - husiuro (01/11/2016) [-]
**husiuro used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**husiuro rolls Balls.**
#3 - skatedawg (01/09/2016) [-]
inb4 low-brow "SUICIDE PRANK GONE SEXUAL" joke
User avatar #48 to #3 - nowthatsedgy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
SUICIDE PRANK GONE SEXUAL IN THE HOOD
#8 to #3 - peliaosfiendline ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
you succeeded
User avatar #4 - madjack ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
SUICIDE PRANK (GONE SEXUAL)
#75 - sedativechunk (01/10/2016) [-]
**sedativechunk used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**sedativechunk rolls 76** Speaking of suicide, dubs and I delete my five year old FJ account in search of a life and girlfriend.
#84 to #75 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 21**
own up faggot
#89 to #75 - dankestmemer (01/10/2016) [-]
there is no scape m8
User avatar #90 to #75 - thejusticar ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
**thejusticar used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**thejusticar rolls 61** dubs and you abandon all hope of a gf and stay here forever.
User avatar #91 to #90 - thejusticar ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You still gotta chance then.
User avatar #93 to #75 - kingkyohei (01/10/2016) [-]
**kingkyohei used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**kingkyohei rolls 89** Well here we go!
#95 to #75 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 40**
User avatar #103 to #75 - masterwafflez (01/10/2016) [-]
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**masterwafflez rolls 85** Dubs and I'll give away $20 in a steam card on Friday. No ******* joke.
User avatar #79 to #76 - ludislavonac (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't forget, you're here forever
#52 - nowthatsedgy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
>claims he has several reasons as to why he took his own life
>points the reader to #21

even in death he aimed to waste the time of others
#66 to #52 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
> Nice enough to point that the main reason is #21 so they don't waste time reading the first 20.

He got them to read, not to waste their time.
#9 - lucky (01/09/2016) [-]
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Totally relevant roll
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User avatar #16 to #9 - thedankmemer (01/09/2016) [-]
*roll picture* Conductors fw
#39 to #9 - myreadyassyolk (01/10/2016) [-]
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**myreadyassyolk rolled image**It is kinda funny but if that is actually going to the conductor then christ, that sounds like a worse situation for him rather than the passenger.
#38 to #9 - lennylorenzo (01/10/2016) [-]
**lennylorenzo used "*roll picture*"**
**lennylorenzo rolled image** Conductor's fw
User avatar #67 to #38 - aaauuuggghhh (01/10/2016) [-]
"Now is not the time to use that"
-Doctor Pine
#24 - deckbox (01/10/2016) [-]
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**deckbox rolled image**
#99 - ognuggetry (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
**ognuggetry used "*roll picture*"**
**ognuggetry rolled image**suicide intensifies
#46 - uberbunk (01/10/2016) [-]
He was orally molested at age 4 and hung himself at 21.
#12 - titaniums ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar #11 - langweilig ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**langweilig rolls Tranquill**
**langweilig rolls Pidove**
**langweilig rolls Delcatty**
**langweilig rolls Bellsprout**
**langweilig rolls Buneary**
**langweilig rolls Victreebel** my team to fight teen suicide
User avatar #10 - iipandaii (01/09/2016) [-]
**** man, the brother of a friend of mine hanged himself 2 days ago. Not blaming you but **** definitively did not need this.
User avatar #2 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
This article is killer!
#98 - demcomments (01/10/2016) [-]
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**demcomments rolled image**
I don't fully understand it... hate to be that guy
can anyone explain?
User avatar #101 to #98 - divinexve (01/10/2016) [-]
Literally every single time buzzfeed posts something, its always a massive list of things like cool facts or weird animals or weird stories, they always number them and the title is always like the desc if the Op.
#102 to #101 - demcomments (01/10/2016) [-]
**demcomments used "*roll picture*"**
**demcomments rolled image**
Oh okay, thanks.
#94 - Diptherious (01/10/2016) [-]
Psychologists HATE him
#86 - leetus (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
**leetus used "*roll picture*"**
**leetus rolled image** How i kill myself
#92 to #86 - dankestmemer (01/10/2016) [-]
weak fielding game m9
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