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Clean Eatin'. You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/ My wife and I are actually trying a bit of this clean eating thing, though we have al

You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

My wife and I are actually trying a bit of this clean eating thing, though we have always eaten pretty healthy. W thought it may help in our state of mind. The clean eating did call for no alcohol or caffein. We laughed and laughed.

I ' THIS HEW CLEAN EATING L I' M (! . MAKE
BEEP. PLEASE!
Jami: A. Ray
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#5 - omegez (04/26/2015) [-]
Have you ever laughed so hard you lost your nose?
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#43 to #5 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Boy, tell me about it.
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#62 to #43 - megamolester (04/27/2015) [-]
It grew back.
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#3 - watermeloncyborgs (04/26/2015) [-]
the **** is this
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User avatar #106 to #3 - ihazapokemon (04/27/2015) [-]
Sexy
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User avatar #21 to #3 - fataliteehee (04/27/2015) [-]
Wrong hole.
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#53 to #3 - nykis (04/27/2015) [-]
It's art
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User avatar #63 to #3 - dreigamos (04/27/2015) [-]
he went full timmy turner
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User avatar #19 to #3 - createdjustnow (04/27/2015) [-]
I know, he forgot to draw the nipples
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#86 - riggyrigs (04/27/2015) [-]
fj in a nutshell
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#51 - ciacheczko (04/27/2015) [-]
They don't really look like they're laughing.
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#89 to #51 - thecrayzeeman (04/27/2015) [-]
Neither do you.
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User avatar #11 - dangercliff (04/26/2015) [-]
wait, the one responsible for these comics has been on fj the whole time?
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User avatar #18 to #11 - myopicprophet [OP](04/27/2015) [-]
I have!
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User avatar #118 to #18 - catsbats (05/04/2015) [-]
****** wut.
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User avatar #60 to #45 - venegal (04/27/2015) [-]
And pray tell, where did you find this ?
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User avatar #66 to #45 - munchlord (04/27/2015) [-]
Myopicprophet come tell people to stop doing this. So we can get some streisand effect going
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User avatar #67 to #66 - myopicprophet [OP](04/27/2015) [-]
What? No way! I love it!
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User avatar #68 to #67 - munchlord (04/27/2015) [-]
Do you know what happened when the creator of Elizabeth from Bioshock infinite came out and asked people to stop drawing lewd stuff with her in it? the amount of R34 of her exploded
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#75 to #68 - daix (04/27/2015) [-]
This.. This is good logic.. I think it's time to set for booty.
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User avatar #112 to #68 - sinonyx (04/27/2015) [-]
popular guy telling people to stop drawing porn of popular game character
vs
some dude on fj telling other fj people to stop drawing porn....


not the same thing
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User avatar #117 to #112 - munchlord (04/28/2015) [-]
myopicprophet isn't some dude in this context though, he's the creator of the webcomic and the characters in it, and as far as I can tell it's reasonably popular in these parts. Things would obviously be smaller scale, but the parallels are there also, it's a joke you faggot
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#52 - tonkkax (04/27/2015) [-]
They look like they're in tremendous pain OP, you don't draw characters laughing that often, do you?
They look like they're in tremendous pain

OP, you don't draw characters laughing that often, do you?
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User avatar #20 to #15 - needsauceadmisblan (04/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #114 - needsauceadmisblan (04/27/2015) [-]
thats the worst one yet.
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User avatar #115 to #114 - needsauceadmisblan (04/27/2015) [-]
*roll 1,1-99* i will captain oh my captain!
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#59 to #15 - joemamaa (04/27/2015) [-]
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#82 to #81 - zerotzallander (04/27/2015) [-]
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#98 to #90 - randomitusben (04/27/2015) [-]
*roll, 0-9999* **** it, it's worth a shot.
*roll, 0-9999*

**** it, it's worth a shot.
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#104 - thegamepixel ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
We don't get many ass shots in this comic...
We don't get many ass shots in this comic...
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#110 to #94 - peezle (04/27/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#8 - ipostcheesepizza (04/26/2015) [-]
>eating guide
>tells you to stop drinking caffeine and alcohol

Well, there's your problem right there.
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#107 - rollingpicture (04/27/2015) [-]
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Give up alcohol? In MY house?!
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#40 - kingdaniel (04/27/2015) [-]
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#70 to #40 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
>Failing dubs. Tsk tsk tsk...

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#17 - voteshantae (04/27/2015) [-]
Your comics are only 3 panels long and sometimes the jokes are predictable, but dammit they're so enjoyable to read and nice to look at.
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#22 to #17 - ilikepatatas (04/27/2015) [-]
that shantae pic is nowhere near pleasant to look at
if you're posting shantae you must bring up the big guns, everytime
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#25 to #22 - voteshantae (04/27/2015) [-]
The whole point is to make people like Shantae. If they find me obnoxious they'll vote for someone else out of spite.

I trust we have your vote then?
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#32 to #25 - thousandsuns (04/27/2015) [-]
I like her
I like her
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#34 to #32 - voteshantae (04/27/2015) [-]
We all do! Especially historia, who is definitely a separate person than me.
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#47 to #34 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
thousandsuns, you might want to take a look at this here totally legit link. imgur.com/a/PvU9I
thousandsuns, you might want to take a look at this here totally legit link.
imgur.com/a/PvU9I
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#77 to #47 - thousandsuns (04/27/2015) [-]
awesome! thanks, sadly the last one won't save as a gif but still thank you!
awesome! thanks, sadly the last one won't save as a gif but still thank you!
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#35 to #34 - thousandsuns (04/27/2015) [-]
I wish I could find a dance gif like that but of her in her alternate magic outfit
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#36 to #35 - voteshantae (04/27/2015) [-]
I'd make it myself but I'm not great at editing gifs yet. I did make this though
I'd make it myself but I'm not great at editing gifs yet.

I did make this though
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#27 - greyswordsman (04/27/2015) [-]
explains why they are so big
explains why they are so big
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User avatar #29 to #27 - mcmxcideath (04/27/2015) [-]
His nipples?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - greyswordsman (04/27/2015) [-]
of course! what else would i talk about?
boobs?
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User avatar #54 to #27 - kalimah (04/27/2015) [-]
For you?
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User avatar #88 to #27 - ohgodstopscrolling (04/27/2015) [-]
**** PROJARED
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#50 to #49 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
What was I thinking...
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User avatar #72 to #71 - finalfantasymaster (04/27/2015) [-]
1/2 not bad
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#76 to #72 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Only half the laughs
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User avatar #91 to #76 - unbelievable (04/27/2015) [-]
What photoshop filter is that?
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User avatar #92 to #91 - badboyscout ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I did not use a filter. I selected the half of the picture and pasted into the mask mode. Then I made a new layer and filled it with gray. Then I deleted the half of the original and saved it as a PNG.
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#57 - darkjustifier (04/27/2015) [-]
and here we see a reason why they're together mutual hate of healthy eating
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User avatar #64 to #57 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
***** good yo.
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User avatar #109 - tonyzepol (04/27/2015) [-]
I **** you not, I haven't had any caffeine in two days. I just got home from work and I have a headache because of lack of pop and now I am so ******* tempted to order a pizza and drink pop until the pain goes away.
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#111 to #109 - tonyzepol (04/27/2015) [-]
Just ordered pizza, **** you.....
Just ordered pizza, **** you.....
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#95 - sphincterface (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh lord.
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#93 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
MAKE THE PORN OF IT
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