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Cheer Up. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com Yeah, cheer up folks, pain and death await…sigh. But for those of you who have figure

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com

Yeah, cheer up folks, pain and death await…sigh. But for those of you who have figured out how to “choose to be happy” I am truly jealous.

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Submitted: 04/21/2015
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User avatar #5 - lindi (04/21/2015) [-]
Drinking while depressed doesn't really make it a happy hour does it?
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#7 to #5 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
Depends on how drinking affects you, numbs the bad thoughts for me, it's nice til you almost have to go to the hospital for over-drinking
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User avatar #23 to #5 - spaaceghoost (04/22/2015) [-]
Luckily, happy hour lasts a couple hours.
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#33 to #5 - shadowgandalf (04/22/2015) [-]
That depends on the brew.
I've found that nothing cheers me up more than one of these masterpieces.
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#15 - kaboomz (04/22/2015) [-]
>has a super hot girlfriend
>not sexing the **** out of her
>instead he is concerned about the meaning of life / existance
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User avatar #44 to #15 - munchlord (04/22/2015) [-]
Clinical depression is known to impair or even outright kill the sex drive bruh. Source: personal experience. Sadpepe.jpg
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User avatar #50 to #44 - ssheinrich (04/22/2015) [-]
then how do you know if you have depression or if its just asexual or whatever it is called when you have little to non sex drive
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User avatar #56 to #50 - munchlord (04/23/2015) [-]
Had a sex drive pre-depression. Now that I'm recovering from the depression my sex drive is slowly returning.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - wrpen (04/22/2015) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR NOT ******* SAD ALL THE TIME IF YOUR ASEXUAL
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User avatar #53 to #52 - wrpen (04/22/2015) [-]
Because your not ******* sad all the time if you're asexual.
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#31 to #15 - tristess (04/22/2015) [-]
When you've been in a relationship for quite some time, you won't be after sex every five minutes anymore. Not that you would know though.
When you've been in a relationship for quite some time, you won't be after sex every five minutes anymore.

Not that you would know though.
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User avatar #38 to #31 - niggernazi (04/22/2015) [-]
Yeah thats when you dump the old hag bro.
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#42 to #38 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
******
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User avatar #43 to #42 - niggernazi (04/22/2015) [-]
*spits out mountain dew* You cant say that! Thats racist!
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#1 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Considering how often people drink to deal with depression that process gets accelerated faster

For example. When you get that buzz you have the sudden urge to do something stupid

Like pouring a bag of hot cheetos w/ lemon in a blender and dumping 1/2 a gallon of milk in with them, blending it, and then drinking it

Next thing you know you're on the toilet, vomiting and hungover and you pray for death as you beg to god you'll never ever do it again but you will
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#16 to #1 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
Just die
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#35 to #1 - shadowgandalf (04/22/2015) [-]
Theres a difference between drinking for enjoyment and drinking to get wasted.


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#37 to #35 - niggernazi (04/22/2015) [-]
What...? ******* casual.
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#39 to #37 - shadowgandalf (04/22/2015) [-]
The casuals are the ones who only drink to get wasted, those who havn't ventured beyond cheap beer and slave-vodka.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - niggernazi (04/22/2015) [-]
Well, im not spending a ******** of money on some liquer i will ending up sleepin on a parkbench on.
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User avatar #24 to #1 - spaaceghoost (04/22/2015) [-]
Sounds like someone is a little bitch. Do as I do: shoot yourself with smaller bullets and work your way up to larger ones. Itll build your tolerance.
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#26 to #24 - gangbangtime (04/22/2015) [-]
What caliber do you recommend starting with?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - spaaceghoost (04/22/2015) [-]
.45 ACP. To the temple. Trust me, everyone will enjoy it.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](04/21/2015) [-]
Mmmm, sounds cheetalemonmilky!
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#3 to #2 - murrlogic (04/21/2015) [-]
Don't you even think about doing this...Not ever

Be a smart man.
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User avatar #11 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
myopicprophet are you ok?
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User avatar #19 - puffingpuffin (04/22/2015) [-]
I did not find the happy, the happy found me.
In the words of the aincent ohioan,
"When you stop looking for sadness, happyness will find a friend in you."
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User avatar #21 to #19 - myopicprophet [OP](04/22/2015) [-]
Like that a lot
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User avatar #22 to #21 - puffingpuffin (04/22/2015) [-]
Here is another piece of happiness based advice if you want it.
My four steps to a better life:
Step 1. When you introspect, forgive yourself. No one is perfect, so don't expect yourself to be.
Step 2. Forgive others. That may sound odd, but once you realize that everyone has flaws, and that is ok, you will find yourself enjoying life more.
Step 3. Smile. Just smiling helps release dopamine which we all know is friggin' dope and as they say, "fake it until you make it."
Step 4. The backup step. Bottle up your unwanted emotions to use as a molitov cocktail against themselves. remind yourself that being angry only makes you sad and simply deny it, for example.
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#29 to #22 - anon (04/22/2015) [-]
1: we're programmed to strife for perfection. Not achieving it should make you unhappy.
2: Never. Yes they have flaws, and projecting them onto me while holding me up to standards they can't even maintain means I should pardon them while they still hold me to the same impossible standards?
3: Showing off my teeth with wierd ratios of yellow and whiteish due to longterm bracers will improve my happyness as the person infront of me looks at me in disgust?
4: Use them as fuel. Hatred can bring you further than happyness ever will.
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#30 to #29 - puffingpuffin (04/22/2015) [-]
1. Perfection is impossible, but that's ok.
2. It's called "being the bigger person."
3. I did not mean a toothy smile. I have awful teeth so a closed mouth smile does the trick.
4. Hatred does not do anything for anyone. It just causes pain. If you must show hate, don't let harm come from it.
Any questions?
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#34 - sirstupidpanda (04/22/2015) [-]
**sirstupidpanda used "*roll picture*"**
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User avatar #20 - sphincterface (04/22/2015) [-]
Yeah...it's rough having clinical depression. You want to be happy, you want to at least be content. But you just.......can't.
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User avatar #17 - studbeefpile (04/22/2015) [-]
Contentment is a choice, and contentment leads to happiness.
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User avatar #25 to #17 - unlithe (04/22/2015) [-]
but is choosing to be content true contentment? or is it resignation?
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User avatar #28 to #25 - studbeefpile (04/22/2015) [-]
There's a difference between being content and resigning to mediocrity.

Example, I'm a Powerlifting. A gigantic portion of my life is dedicated to becoming stronger in the Bench Press, the Squat, and the Deadlift. I'm nowhere near as strong as I want to be right now, and I've made a lot of mistakes in the past that have really hindered my progress. Now, resignation would be to accept that I'm not as strong as I'd like to be, and stop working. I continue to work hard every day towards my goals, however I am content with the process. Being content with the journey is different than resigning to mediocrity.
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#14 - ddoggdiggity (04/22/2015) [-]
dammit
dammit
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User avatar #36 - jokeface (04/22/2015) [-]
Here's my view. The whole "Life's too short" premise is meaningless ******** . If you believe life ends when your body dies then who cares how you live your life? Once you're dead you won't be alive to regret living a ****** life.

On the other hand, if you believe life goes on after your body dies, then it still doesn't matter how you live now because you can just make it up in the next life.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - dreygur (04/22/2015) [-]
What happened to "holy **** a talking duck"?
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User avatar #45 - craaabs (04/22/2015) [-]
Bet you I can turn anything you say to try to cheer me up into garbage
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User avatar #48 to #45 - alfrebecht (04/22/2015) [-]
That's easy, just write in on a piece of paper and crumple it up.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - craaabs (04/22/2015) [-]
no way m8, i turn the concepts into garbage
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User avatar #54 to #49 - alfrebecht (04/22/2015) [-]
It was a joke.

If you crumple paper up, it becomes garbage.

I was implying it would be easy to turn an idea into garbage that way.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - craaabs (04/22/2015) [-]
You're correct, and the joke was witty, I just breezed right through it because I'm a somber old **** and jokes are a waste of my humbugs
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User avatar #32 - fuckingtrolls (04/22/2015) [-]
Happiness is a product of justices, morals, and values that you maintain to yourself and those around you. You can't choose to be happy but you can choose to be a Lil bitch
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User avatar #18 - dragemit ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
lol sad people
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User avatar #10 - Vandeekree (04/22/2015) [-]
Yes. You might not be able to reach the highs of someone who's brain isn't full of sad juice, but you can always manipulate your brain into a relative high...so long as you're conscious.

For instance, drinking. Wouldn't you agree he's drinking because it makes him feel better than if he wasn't drinking?
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#12 to #10 - redcoatnix (04/22/2015) [-]
wouldn't you agree you're a ****** ?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - Vandeekree (04/22/2015) [-]
Only from the waist up! Wait, I mean from the penis down...wait... **** ....
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#9 - scutmin (04/22/2015) [-]
It's funny, I always see your cartoons make it to the first page or the second page at least, but I never see anyone point out just how hard you work to do these strips.

So I'll say it: You really do some good work, OP, thanks for sharing it with us.
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#8 - tacolishous (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't really know mypicproject. I just think about all the crap I can worry and stress over and try to not give a **** . It's hard to feel sad or worried if you just ignore the problems, you know? Probably not the best way to deal with **** , but it gets the job done.
I don't really know mypicproject. I just think about all the crap I can worry and stress over and try to not give a **** . It's hard to feel sad or worried if you just ignore the problems, you know? Probably not the best way to deal with **** , but it gets the job done.
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User avatar #6 - jagerhaus (04/21/2015) [-]
I used to have panic attacks about death constantly. That sucked.
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#4 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
So I can't thumb this because you're blocking me. Is that a thing now or am I just stupid for never noticing it? Also might I ask why you blocked me? Names berengar. I wouldn't deny that I may have done something stupid.
 
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