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Bucket List. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ The only bucket list item I need.. DIDN' T YE-‘ U EVE? TEEN I ALREADY FINISHED MY

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

The only bucket list item I need.

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#3 - barakakaka (08/16/2015) [-]
Its the simple things in life....
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#12 to #3 - ogdonaldengel (08/16/2015) [-]
I think using the word "fag" to insult someone goes way passed what's really necessary. When You call someone that, you not only offend that person, you offend everyone around you who experienced the insult. "Fag" is a word that shouldn't be used, and when people continue to use it even after people tell them it's offensive. It shows the disregard humans show behaviorally, not only with language. I mean, **** , look at the officer who killed Mike Brown. People protest that, and no decision is made to bring real justice.

Please use different words to insult someone, because saying "fag" makes you seem like an uneducated douche with no regard for everyone else around you.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - huzibizi (08/16/2015) [-]
fag
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User avatar #60 to #59 - chillybilly (08/17/2015) [-]
Love how the wannabe troll took the time to thumb you down

kek
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User avatar #135 to #59 - gabikak (08/17/2015) [-]
It's not about trollhunting, it's the opportunity of getting tons of green thumbs.
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User avatar #22 to #13 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't ever take his bait again. Take your thumb back and leave him at zero, then hide all. Please, it's the only way to kill him off for good.
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User avatar #42 to #22 - blackscienceman (08/17/2015) [-]
fag
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#56 to #22 - Salzar (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're being downvoted. I actually think the community is retarded for encouraging these accounts.
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User avatar #58 to #22 - butterduck (08/17/2015) [-]
Lets downvote teh smart guy!
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User avatar #61 to #58 - jamalbrobo (08/17/2015) [-]
People don't like being told what to do unless it's going to benefit them. More people benefit from trolls on this site because they get green thumbs for their replies, plus, it's fun to feed the trolls. Telling them to not thumb down a troll will not work unless they support the same ideals as you, and it's apparent most people don't.

My suggestion is to take your own advice and not reply to ANYONE on troll threads, unless you want to get thumbed down by people who just don't give a **** about trolls or what you try to tell them to do.
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User avatar #65 to #22 - KillinTime (08/17/2015) [-]
"herp derp thumb him up so he gets to 0"

no. don't thumb either way. ever.
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User avatar #111 to #22 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but a nicey-nice community is boring, and feeding trolls is fun, so...

Eat a dick, homo.
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User avatar #109 to #13 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
Figgot
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#32 to #12 - fantasticfox ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Is this better?
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User avatar #112 to #32 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
Can you get the " ***** you stupid" quote into one of these?
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User avatar #140 to #127 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, I'm too lazy to figure out how to do it on my own.
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#41 to #12 - doctorcamden (08/17/2015) [-]
90% of the autistic kids that make up this site say (type) ****** on a daily basis. Fag Dyke ****** Bitch whatever. Its just a word, its meaningless unless you let it have meaning.

If it makes you feel any better most people here would be too afraid of being killed or smashed to talk like this in public to anyone but their closest friends. On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
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#119 to #12 - guanyu (08/17/2015) [-]
****** , spic, kike, cunt, chink, tranny, cracker, heeb, sand ****** , landwhale, libtard, republicunt, guido, gook, paki, spook, yank, honkey, redskin, redneck, mulatto, towel head, dyke, retard, freak, doo doo head, fag
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User avatar #51 to #12 - italianfrosttroll (08/17/2015) [-]
You're a fag.
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User avatar #16 to #12 - walcorn ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Lol fag
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User avatar #19 to #16 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't ever take his bait again. Take your thumb back and leave him at zero, then hide all. Please, it's the only way to kill him off for good.
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#23 to #19 - walcorn ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #23 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't ever take his bait again. Take your thumb back and leave him at zero, then hide all. Please, it's the only way to kill him off for good.
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#43 to #24 - dogfoodtaco (08/17/2015) [-]
That is actually slightly clever date, you make people not follow your own advice, here have absolutely no ******* thumb at all
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User avatar #44 to #43 - dogfoodtaco (08/17/2015) [-]
Bait*
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User avatar #40 to #12 - lulzdealer ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
fag detected
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#36 to #12 - painismysaviour (08/16/2015) [-]
At least you used the picture correctly.
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User avatar #85 to #12 - goobyman (08/17/2015) [-]
you're already -400
you can leave now
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User avatar #78 to #12 - whateverdude (08/17/2015) [-]
I wonder how long it takes you to make these
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User avatar #49 to #12 - zanybruh (08/17/2015) [-]
except mike brown was a ****** .

not an african american, just a ****** .

because in my eyes, if you act like a piece of **** , you're a ****** .
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#125 to #12 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Hey look! A unpopular penguin meme that's used correctly! Nice.

Anyways, the word fag on the internet has entirely different context than irl. Much like cunt in Australia vs. everywhere else. You see it all started back before modern internet in places such as something awful and ytgmd and then the once infamous halfchan. People called each other fag as both a means of self-identifying as well as an insult. Then like many other things on the internet, people who were not in on the joke/culture started to parrot it to feel cool. Now here we are.

tl;dr Fag doesn't mean homosexual on the internet. That is, unless you're acting like a fag.


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#122 to #12 - dieterkaiser (08/17/2015) [-]
shut up fag
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#87 to #12 - goggins ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
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#76 to #12 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
hey, you got to -400!
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#75 to #12 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
hur dur butthurt, fag
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#73 to #12 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
fag, a word that in some cuntries means cigarette and in old england meant a younger classman on a all boys school who did work for his upper classmen,in exchange for being helped with their homework or stuff like that.

Fag has stopped being seen as only meaning gay a long time ago, lots of people use it when they mean that someone is overly flamboyant, annoying or just gennerally to up in your face about somthing.
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User avatar #37 to #12 - numbertwozeldafan (08/17/2015) [-]
Shh, shhhhhhhhhhhhut the the **** up, faggot.
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#138 to #12 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
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#46 to #12 - thetrapkiller (08/17/2015) [-]
I thumbed up your post because I wanted to do the thing that you don't want.
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#47 to #46 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Do whatever makes you happy, bro
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#48 to #47 - thetrapkiller (08/17/2015) [-]
You're not OG don. Get out, anon.
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User avatar #20 to #15 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't ever take his bait again. Take your thumb back and leave him at zero, then hide all. Please, it's the only way to kill him off for good.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't ever take his bait again. Take your thumb back and leave him at zero, then hide all. Please, it's the only way to kill him off for good.
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#28 to #26 - mydiminutivequine (08/16/2015) [-]
bitch I thumb who I want
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User avatar #29 to #28 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
That's barely fine and all, but it's people like you that keep giving ********* like donald or fedora attention when they need a permanent ban.
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#30 to #29 - mydiminutivequine (08/16/2015) [-]
pretty sure the mods don't ban people for being twats
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User avatar #31 to #30 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
It's annoying at times, but it's a positive thing about FJ. As ********** as one can be, you'll never have to worry about being banned solely for your ************** .
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User avatar #71 to #31 - relvel (08/17/2015) [-]
Guess you don't have anything to worry about then, huh?
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User avatar #72 to #71 - relvel (08/17/2015) [-]
**** yeah.
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#113 to #29 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
I LIKE thumbing the trolls.

If everyone was like you this place would be a whole lot less funny and trolls help contribute to that
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User avatar #123 to #113 - commoncrunch (08/17/2015) [-]
That's what I've been telling you, trolls devalue the site.
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User avatar #139 to #123 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
Devalue?

This is a free website with thousands of users. There is no value to this site. Admin makes nothing off this site that doesn't go directly back into it and what he does make is hardly anything because adblock and poorfags who can't donate, so...

Trolls make the site funny. Troll comments keep people coming back, for the ****** arguments or just for the hilarity of the replies. Lotta users get green thumbed to heaven off of their witty replies to trolls.

Killing trolls would make this website far less entertaining.
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User avatar #21 to #14 - commoncrunch (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't ever take his bait again. Take your thumb back and leave him at zero, then hide all. Please, it's the only way to kill him off for good.
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#137 to #12 - nimbull (08/17/2015) [-]
how long did it take you to get maxed out?
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#141 to #137 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Three months and one day, 356 comments. Wasn't too much of a grind .
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#129 to #12 - thegreentornado ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Nice comment, cheers.
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#124 to #12 - goodername (08/17/2015) [-]
Most red thumb whores are really ******* annoying, but you actually put a good deal of effort into making people butthurt. Congrats of the level -400 by the way
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#117 to #12 - aheael (08/17/2015) [-]
only a prince, thats ******* pathetic.
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User avatar #115 to #12 - scootabot (08/17/2015) [-]
Bruv, being a 'fag' means that you're an annoying little cunt that needs to be hit.
The word, 'fag', is supposed to be offensive. It's an insult. So, it's doing it's job.

If you don't like it, then don't pay attention to it, and most of all, don't be such a fag.
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User avatar #110 to #12 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
Okay, retard.
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#107 to #12 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
okay ill use a different word faggot.
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User avatar #99 to #12 - lgninjaleetful (08/17/2015) [-]
faggot kill yourself
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User avatar #98 to #12 - WheresMyAccount (08/17/2015) [-]
the **** are you going to do
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#17 to #3 - yuzero (08/16/2015) [-]
**yuzero used "*roll picture*"**
**yuzero rolled image**
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#27 - skatehead ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Watch out guys, super original joke and bad Paint skills coming through.
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User avatar #114 to #27 - elcreepo (08/17/2015) [-]
I had such a good idea for ******* with the nip template last night at three am

And now I've forgotten it

So here, have my thumb as a token of my DEFEAT.
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#55 - foxdragon (08/17/2015) [-]
**foxdragon used "*roll picture*"**
**foxdragon rolled image** what's in my list to do.
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#92 to #55 - brvtalguy (08/17/2015) [-]
best roll I've seen in a while
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#7 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
high school was a weird time for him
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#4 - taggen (08/16/2015) [-]
Its a cat pussy
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User avatar #38 to #4 - dreigamos (08/17/2015) [-]
That zipper has some mad eyebrow game, like the girl from kill la kill who got fingerbanged by her mum
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#35 - notevenalive ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I thought she had a really big bush at the moment
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#11 - hankhillofthe (08/16/2015) [-]
When I'm married, I sincerely hope that I consistently and subtly put glory to my wife's body like you do.
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#62 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
i hate these comics... they never have a punchline, more of a sexual climax in a tame teenage frindly way.
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#8 - lucky (08/16/2015) [-]
**lucky used "*roll picture*"**
**lucky rolled image**

My bucket list is all about this.
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#68 to #8 - brahdin (08/17/2015) [-]
and what a list it is.
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#89 to #68 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
One of my favorites
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#131 - murpmurp (08/17/2015) [-]
i feel like your getting closer and closer to porn of your drawn wife myopicprophet



and frankly i dont mind
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User avatar #105 - distortedflare ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Is it just me or do her breasts get bigger in every comic?
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#97 - megayoming (08/17/2015) [-]
1. Find a career I love

2. Get hired

3. Graduate and go to college

4. Acquire all of the Shekels I will never have all of the shekels it hurts

5. Join the air force and become a Pilot To much of a pussy to Join

6. Play League of legends until I reach 1000Wins on summoners rift

7. Finish battletoads
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User avatar #108 to #97 - trolljunkusa (08/17/2015) [-]
Lol the easiest ******* job in the air force and you're too pussy to join

My dad was a pilot in nam and said he didn't have to do half the work they made everyone else do in basic, got paid combat pay if there wasn't AC, and was treated like royalty. He never even had to get deployed lol.
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User avatar #101 to #97 - incrediblejohn (08/17/2015) [-]
your too much of a pussy to join the flying pussies
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#5 - neefew (08/16/2015) [-]
I've come to myopicprophet oc 7 minutes after upload but can't think of anything clever to say or edit nipples onto anything... ****
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User avatar #6 to #5 - myopicprophet [OP](08/16/2015) [-]
'salrite, you'll get it next time
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#33 - murrlogic (08/16/2015) [-]
>How will you ever accomplish anything on your bucket list if you never leave the house

That's a subtle implication from your bae to get a job.

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#18 - yuzero (08/16/2015) [-]
**yuzero used "*roll picture*"**
**yuzero rolled image** my bucket list
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#2 - oceansuns (08/16/2015) [-]
**oceansuns used "*roll picture*"**
**oceansuns rolled image** Whats on my list
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#9 to #2 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
put admin in this and we can make millions
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#96 - perturabo ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #88 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I feel like the second and third pannel should be swapped.
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User avatar #91 to #88 - myopicprophet [OP](08/17/2015) [-]
Dang it! You're totally right
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User avatar #50 to #45 - truezen (08/17/2015) [-]
i doubt it
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