It would take at least half an hour to brush your teeth.

That's the most fucked up thing I've seen since I saw a picture of someone who'd done a similar thing with toothpicks in their gums.

I mean, pretty sure it's photoshopped, but it's still disturbing that someone would imagine and then create something that freaky.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-478

ok.... fuck sleeping

That's not even the worst.

My personal most hated is one that's a cup or a bottle that looks empty, but when you touch it you can't let go of it, and it fills up with either shit, semen, piss, blood, etc, and you rapidly dehydrate, and you can't drink anything but what's in the cup.

And this continues til you die.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198

My god...

Kinky.

Goddamn SCP's are scary as shit

My favorites are the ones that aren't scary, but cool or interesting.

The scary ones are actually kinda lame and unoriginal a lot of the times.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370 <My favorite SCP

A lot of the actual entries aren't so bad, but the stories and shit people make up make me shit my pants

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1958 this here is my favorite

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096
Can't go wrong with the classics.

I never got why that SCP is not keter.....

dont mind the gif.

Usually, Keter is reserved for SCPs where the foundation can't stop them from breaching containment and fucking shit up OR they pose a large threat to humanity.

096 can be easily contained, and as long as he remains contained, he's pretty safe

Keter's more like this bastard

Probably should be.

We have no clue how many people have seen its face and are just waiting for 096 to escape and find them.

exactly......i wonder what would heppen it if looked at scp-999

hyperdentia, look it up

By the gods of Olympus and Babylon...

hyperdentia, look it up

it's also a disease/condition called Hyperdentia.