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Broken Marriage. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ I’d say go ahead and your significant others a full 5 seconds to make sure th

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

I’d say go ahead and your significant others a full 5 seconds to make sure they’re finished with their sentence to avoid such things.

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User avatar #30 - osamacare (07/19/2015) [-]
I just realized that his nose is half of a giant nipple.
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User avatar #61 to #30 - theasexualgamer (07/20/2015) [-]
CANNOT UNSEE
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User avatar #85 to #30 - blueboysixnine (07/20/2015) [-]
Oh for **** sake. **** you man
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#103 to #93 - zerotzallander (07/20/2015) [-]
I guess it's all about the right time m8.
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#57 to #30 - raggedstar (07/20/2015) [-]
Holy ****
Holy ****
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User avatar #31 to #30 - myopicprophet [OP](07/19/2015) [-]
They know... *runs away*
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User avatar #41 to #31 - gameshredder (07/20/2015) [-]
At what point will you just start drawing talking nipples?
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User avatar #81 to #31 - huszti (07/20/2015) [-]
you should make a april fools comic where both there heads are replaced by nipples. but don't tell anyone or it wouldn't be funny.
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#89 to #18 - devilry (07/20/2015) [-]
**devilry used "*roll picture*"**
**devilry rolled image** All this butthurt over a nipple.
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#111 to #18 - spoperman (07/20/2015) [-]
Holy **** you're back! Where u been brusky?
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User avatar #124 to #111 - xskullgirlsx (07/21/2015) [-]
Texas
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User avatar #33 to #18 - myopicprophet [OP](07/19/2015) [-]
Love this one!
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User avatar #102 to #33 - therockofshame (07/20/2015) [-]
I really, really like this edit!
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User avatar #48 to #33 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
To be honest you are saying it like is something unique every post you make there is a similar nipple version of it..so yeah.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - myopicprophet [OP](07/20/2015) [-]
But certain nipple arts stand out.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
IS THE SAME.. **** THE SAME PICTURE ON EVERY RELATED POST YOU GOT JUST EDITED GOSH!
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User avatar #99 to #50 - kalima (07/20/2015) [-]
Unpopularpuffin.png
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#51 to #50 - myopicprophet [OP] Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]
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User avatar #53 to #51 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
Shtap
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User avatar #54 to #53 - myopicprophet [OP](07/20/2015) [-]
Ha, got confused, thought you were creator. So, what I meant to say is quit hating' ;)
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User avatar #55 to #54 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
Is not hatin is just..I'm confused on why you say you love this one when you know darn well is the same exact nipple picture just edited to fit what you posted.Unless if you meant to say sarcastically you liked that one..in that case it make more sense.
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User avatar #58 to #55 - myopicprophet [OP](07/20/2015) [-]
I actually made that hi-res nipple so the nipple fans can do what they will with it. I truly love it
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User avatar #60 to #58 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
of course i will get thumbed down if i don't share your opinion..Only on FJ
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#62 to #60 - darthblam ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
"Everyone is in the wrong because they disagree with me"
Don't be such a bitch.
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User avatar #64 to #62 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
>Using 2 reply just to tell me that
And is not the first time that happens fj is a huge circlejerking place and you know it.
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User avatar #66 to #64 - darthblam ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
The second reply was something I realized after I had already posted the first reply.
You're getting upset over TWO PEOPLE thumbing you down, one of which being an anon.

Two ******* people is not a "huge circlejerk".
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User avatar #67 to #66 - darthblam ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
Nor does it represent all of FJ..
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#69 to #67 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
FJ IS A CIRCLEJERKING PLACE ARE YOU NEW HERE? Yeah sure it does not represent everybody but the **** ton of majority
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#70 to #69 - darthblam ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
******* Christ you are a salty mother ****** .
I ain't even going to bother with your **** .
Go ahead and keep using the "circlejerk" excuse to legitimize yourself, there's nothing I can say to change your mind over any of this.
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#71 to #70 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
Are you so in denial you won't accept that fact? I'm not using as a shield is ****** fact go tell anybody they agree with me

And i also said is not everybody but the MAJORITY.I think you are either blind or in denial

And of course I'm salty my balls are full of sperms duh
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User avatar #68 to #66 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
Okay you are deliberating ignoring what I'm typing and just typing what you want.

I said this is not the first time i talk to the author of nipple comics without getting thumbed down and i said fj is a huge circlejerking place.

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User avatar #65 to #62 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
Also don't twist my words.I never said they are wrong i said they don't agree with me.
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#94 to #65 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #128 to #94 - alphagex (07/28/2015) [-]
**** you
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User avatar #63 to #60 - darthblam ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
And by "everyone" I mean all of 2 ******* people.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
Yes as you can see by my white name...OH WAIT
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#74 to #73 - darkjustifier (07/20/2015) [-]
green name now pleb
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User avatar #75 to #74 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
green is doomguy armor and money's get cloped m8
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#87 to #76 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
FUking PonnyFaggot
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User avatar #126 to #76 - alphagex (07/26/2015) [-]
Fj thumbing up pony pictures? time did have changed
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User avatar #77 to #76 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
idk what clop means a friend told me about it.What you think i go to e61.net and fap tp mlp porn? you don't got proof!
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User avatar #79 to #78 - alphagex (07/20/2015) [-]
That not even a pony!
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#114 to #60 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
Red thumbs means the person doesn't agree with what you're saying. We aren't required to ******* agree with you faggot
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User avatar #127 to #114 - alphagex (07/28/2015) [-]
You are lower than us don't you go call faggot when you are an anon
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User avatar #106 to #60 - moldybreadcrumb (07/20/2015) [-]
Not necessarily. Just word your opinion in a more dignified and kind manner.
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#9 - brcstar (07/19/2015) [-]
That moment when you finally snap after one too many nipple jokes
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User avatar #11 to #9 - kanatana (07/19/2015) [-]
myopicprophet please sticky this glorious post
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#17 - yuzero (07/19/2015) [-]
**yuzero used "*roll picture*"**
**yuzero rolled image** wheres the continuation of the demon story
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#38 to #17 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1 - stickmanz ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Are you okay?
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User avatar #7 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](07/19/2015) [-]
Yep, went and got that glue.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - stickmanz ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Good to hear
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User avatar #5 - tostito (07/19/2015) [-]
they were married all this time?
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User avatar #29 - myopicprophet [OP](07/19/2015) [-]
Fixed the typo, on the site gang!
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User avatar #32 to #29 - serkwas (07/19/2015) [-]
Now if only you could fix your marriage.
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User avatar #37 - goggins ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Her boobies get bigger.
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#95 - Yurily (07/20/2015) [-]
if yelling at my wife's breasts makes them bigger, then my voice is going to disappear soon.
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User avatar #43 - steamly (07/20/2015) [-]
Her tits get bigger with each panel



I love it
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User avatar #46 to #43 - myopicprophet [OP](07/20/2015) [-]
I Know. My goal was to have her kind of hunched in P1 and then more chest out in the last 2. I failed
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User avatar #56 to #46 - steamly (07/20/2015) [-]
Huh, I never even thought to look for that. Nice attention to detail man, keep it up.
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#15 - murrlogic (07/19/2015) [-]
Once again, Tess seems really ******* cool with you ******* a demon

Maybe its because there is no point to divorce. The house is hers, the furniture is hers, the car is hers.

She'd get the drawing tablet outta the deal but she'd have to kill you for that. That's an $800 dollar tablet.
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User avatar #24 to #15 - fishandkids ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
To be fair she also ****** a demon.
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#25 to #24 - murrlogic (07/19/2015) [-]
Not quite friend.

As massive of a demon cock that was Tess is pure. She carries a bible and a chasity belt everywhere because she is loyal to her man

No matter how disappointing he is.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - fishandkids ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Nah. She ****** it.
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#27 to #26 - murrlogic (07/19/2015) [-]
Nope

Prophet would never draw something degrading. ever. Everyone knows that prophet believes in strong family ties in his comics and was given an award by jesus himself about how wonderful and pure his marriage is.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - fishandkids ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Nah. She ****** it.
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#23 - kevintothemax ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
I love how her fun bags grew from the 1st and 3rd frame.
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#59 - virck (07/20/2015) [-]
Breasts, becoming....larger
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#44 to #36 - thempc ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
high impact sexual violence intensifies
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#110 - omegadynasty (07/20/2015) [-]
**omegadynasty used "*roll picture*"**
**omegadynasty rolled image**
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User avatar #90 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
i like how her boobs get bigger after being yelled at
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User avatar #88 - fresighto (07/20/2015) [-]
Bi....
Big titted, perfect wife.
Yea
That's it.
Fukkensaved
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User avatar #104 to #88 - Marker ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
how would that cause problems with their marriage tho?
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User avatar #118 to #104 - fresighto (07/20/2015) [-]
Oh, it wouldn't.
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User avatar #10 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
It's going down hill from here isn't it.
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#2 - kanatana (07/19/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll picture*"**
**kanatana rolled image** HA
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