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Attention Surplus Disorder. Maybe or maybe not coming to a future near you. Probably definitely maybe Bonus panel: itsthetie.com be the first to see my newest c

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#66 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
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#154 to #66 - allnamesareused (11/03/2015) [-]
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pffft easy
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#196 to #66 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Trips faggot **anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"**
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#197 to #196 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
fcking dubs
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#198 to #66 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
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suck my dick
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User avatar #88 to #66 - invshika (11/03/2015) [-]
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**invshika rolls 90** tfw anon rolls comment dubs too
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User avatar #150 to #88 - thematthew ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
>>#129 you know you ****** up when the pony roll is getting more thumbs than you
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#178 to #150 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
a toast to the first person to swear, who has allowed me to realize that i am no longer logged in.
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#129 to #88 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
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#130 to #129 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
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**nightmarexnxnxnxnx rolled image**GOD ******* DAMMIT**nightmarexnxnxnxnx used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
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#137 to #66 - zerotzallander (11/03/2015) [-]
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Rise and shine Mr Freeman.
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#195 to #66 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
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#67 to #66 - insaneflame (11/03/2015) [-]
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#73 to #67 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 36** Let me help you.
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#84 to #73 - manholefreddy (11/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #73 - misticalz ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
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suck ****
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#163 to #83 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
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need some help, friend?
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User avatar #185 to #73 - shuttletree (11/03/2015) [-]
samefag
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#170 to #66 - tehwaffles (11/03/2015) [-]
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**tehwaffles rolls 98** Two can play at that game!
And by Two, I mean dubs!
MY dubs!...
I didn't get dubs!
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#193 to #170 - anon (11/13/2015) [-]
I mean...you did get doubles...just not the ones you wanted...maybe
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#69 to #66 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
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#33 - nanglo (11/02/2015) [-]
Meanwhile, in Itsthetie's deepest dreams...
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#68 to #33 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
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#134 to #33 - itsthetie [OP](11/03/2015) [-]
>Kasper Stormfisksen
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#136 to #134 - nanglo (11/03/2015) [-]
I just tried to create the most Danish name possible using stereotypes. I guess the fact it made you laughed means it worked
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User avatar #138 to #136 - itsthetie [OP](11/03/2015) [-]
It's actually Hansen, but eh, Danish close enough
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#139 to #138 - nanglo (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty Danish
I liked Stormfisksen, though
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User avatar #140 to #139 - itsthetie [OP](11/03/2015) [-]
it was nice name, no doubt<3
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#52 to #19 - discobleach ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
of all the fonts you could pick..
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User avatar #62 to #52 - pillowmeister (11/03/2015) [-]
well, it IS a doctor
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#86 to #62 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
No, THIS is a doctor's handwriting.
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#99 to #86 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Get on my level
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User avatar #104 to #99 - exotic ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
this is ******* cyrilic?
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User avatar #148 to #108 - goobyman (11/03/2015) [-]
egor you lazy **** where's your cannon
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User avatar #93 to #86 - talldumbdork ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
Murse here. Can confirm, doctors write like Michael J. fox had a stroke.
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#110 to #93 - calloftheshadows (11/03/2015) [-]
Son of a different nurse here. Can confirm. In middle school, my mother's handwriting was so damned illegible I was constantly accused of forging her signatures on report cards and field trip slips.
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User avatar #132 to #110 - teddybearlove (11/03/2015) [-]
Did you ever forge her signature?
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#133 to #132 - calloftheshadows (11/03/2015) [-]
Nope. I don't write moonscribe :|
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#89 to #86 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Gg my writing is similar to a doctor's then
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#28 - computerlife (11/02/2015) [-]
It had to be done
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#128 to #28 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
That does not explain why is the mother white though...
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User avatar #135 to #128 - incognitoad (11/03/2015) [-]
From that picture alone she doesn't have to be his mother.
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#144 to #135 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
Nobody else would care...
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User avatar #145 to #128 - kitarierose (11/03/2015) [-]
interracial impregnation.
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User avatar #111 to #8 - venomousvalentine (11/03/2015) [-]
why is that kid zach ryder?
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#80 to #8 - ogthegreat (11/03/2015) [-]
The kid to the far left looks like Naruto.
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#179 to #8 - playerpants (11/03/2015) [-]
I remember I did a day group project on ADHD, and the other guy in my group said he got the video part down, little did I know, until we were up in front of the class, that it was this video....
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#190 to #179 - jiltist (11/04/2015) [-]
Why're you blushing!?
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User avatar #23 to #8 - BrayBoy (11/02/2015) [-]
Got source on the episode ?
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#27 to #23 - miskatonic (11/02/2015) [-]
Season 4 episode 3: Timmy 2000
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#31 to #27 - BrayBoy (11/02/2015) [-]
Its even better than the first time!
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User avatar #41 to #39 - BrayBoy (11/02/2015) [-]
Dont worry, I still love you
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User avatar #25 to #23 - chokinandtokin (11/02/2015) [-]
Timmy 2000 Season 4 episode 3
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User avatar #26 to #25 - BrayBoy (11/02/2015) [-]
Sound man
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User avatar #2 - neokun (11/02/2015) [-]
I hate when people can't be bothered to finish their
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User avatar #9 to #2 - fornowjr (11/02/2015) [-]
I don't get
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User avatar #22 to #9 - canichaikait (11/02/2015) [-]
He couldn't take the time to fin
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#58 to #22 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Is it like candlejack, where if you say his name yo
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#65 to #58 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
ah yes candle jack its been a while since i heard anyth
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User avatar #24 to #22 - BrayBoy (11/02/2015) [-]
what a fuc
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User avatar #29 to #24 - captainwow (11/02/2015) [-]
tl;d
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User avatar #30 to #24 - avatice (11/02/2015) [-]
This is the dumbest thi
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User avatar #36 to #30 - budbrown (11/02/2015) [-]
I know but how lo
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User avatar #48 to #2 - thism (11/03/2015) [-]
But that's still better than the opposite right?
You know, compared to those people that just seem to drag on without actually getting to the point of what they started the sentence with which often means that the point gets lost because they can't find what they're looking for when they aren't even looking for it anymore but then maybe they haven't even realised that they've driften so far away from the original point that they were going for initially and just ends up going around in circles instead and then probably realising that they're just rambling on and tries to wrap it up butgoeswaytoquickandjustendbeforetheyeven
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#18 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/02/2015) [-]
Premise ridiculous. Not possible to have patience to finish page, let alone read a book. 0/10 comic try harder

lol j/k i loved it
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User avatar #20 to #18 - itsthetie [OP](11/02/2015) [-]
you're risking a lot of red thumbs from people who don't have the attention span to.. uh, I forgot where I was going with this
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#13 - xskullgirlsx (11/02/2015) [-]
TFW a new user joins the site
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User avatar #79 to #13 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/03/2015) [-]
>Basically any vaccine will do for conversion says sites community
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#40 - enjoigiggity (11/02/2015) [-]
I put too much effort into this
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User avatar #42 to #40 - bogbean (11/02/2015) [-]
itsthetie
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#141 to #42 - itsthetie [OP](11/03/2015) [-]
That fukken subtext tho

After so much time, I'm amazed I can still find these funny now and then
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#43 to #40 - urghey (11/02/2015) [-]
>he actually tried to stab me
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#61 to #40 - tsnkami (11/03/2015) [-]
>He actually tried to stab me
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#38 - lucky (11/02/2015) [-]
**lucky used "*roll picture*"**
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MFW i actually do have ADHD
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#17 - Decode (11/02/2015) [-]
>Doing anything
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User avatar #5 - anonymoussarcasm (11/02/2015) [-]
TL;DR
Someone tell me the joke
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User avatar #105 to #5 - johrny (11/03/2015) [-]
Sorry, couldn't be bothered
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#10 to #5 - incognitoad (11/02/2015) [-]
40 Seconds....
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#90 - flipke ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
mfw bonus panel...
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User avatar #12 - soule (11/02/2015) [-]
So how did the comic end? I couldn't be bothered to finish it.
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User avatar #46 to #12 - discobleach ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
you gave us the idea for the bonus panel so.. thank you for that
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User avatar #47 to #46 - soule (11/03/2015) [-]
I probably won't be bothered to look at it.

But you're welcome.
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User avatar #63 - steinway (11/03/2015) [-]
Ugh. ADHD is so controversial.

I believe it's existence but I don't believe that it is common. Denying its existence is just ignorance in and of itself. Here's why I hate about ADHD:

1. There are tons of ways to cope with ADHD (implying you have it), stop using it as an excuse for your incompetence and poor grades. I know people in Ivy leagues with diagnosed ADHD, you have to fight against it with psychological help and discipline.
2. It's so god damn rare to find someone with ADHD, I'm tried of these late teenage undergraduates who point their fingers to amphetamines to help them study because they lack the determination to do well in school without it. They fake having ADHD and are the reasons why psychiatrists are reluctant to prescribe medication to people with actual ADHD.
3. Pretending to have ADHD is offensive to some of us who have been diagnosed (me, at age 4), since many times you are essentially lying in the face of a licensed professional (unless you're deluded and misinformed) pretending to have a mental illness and holding up your **** transcript as evidence... Implying everyone with ADHD is as dumb as you are.
4. These kids who pretend to have ADHD have made it even harder for us to get treatment. I've been turned away by four psychiatrists thinking that I'm a junkie trying to get some Ritalin to satiate my addiction, I've been yelled at for even hinting non-medicated treatment, too. Whenever I tell an official I have ADHD they look at me with a disguised but obvious expression of contempt, as if I'm using this 'self-diagnosed' illness as an excuse for the bad news (i.e transcript, test scores) he/she will now expect to come.

this is my rant on ADHD. kudos to you if you read through it.
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User avatar #77 to #63 - hierophant (11/03/2015) [-]
I thought the issue was that doctors prescribed every young boy as having ADHD...Now I'm not sure what the issue is supposed to be.
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#112 to #63 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Once you've seen someone with true ADHD it's pretty obvious just how much those precious snowflakes of modern ****** parents fake it (yeah, I blame parents, excusing their kids and failing to believe that they just are ****** parents, incapable of controlling their kid and/or refusing to believe that their kid can be something less than a genius). I'm a fresh parent myself and I used to tutor kids (english, you're going to judge grammar of this post now, I know, but remember: it's not my mother tongue ) . I had this one kid, dumb as a brick, incapable of focusing for more than 10 seconds, not paying attention to what I said etc. But one time he went too far, offended me and got me angry so in a fit of rage I shouted at him. He was really confused and scared. It was obvious than agressive criticism of his behaviour was something completely alien to him. But guess what: It turned out the little ****** can focus just fine. It's just that his parents (especially the mother, boy what a piece of bitchy basic bitch she was) tiptoed around their precious snowflake always complaining how "teachers failed this and that", never thinking that their kid might not be a genius. And of course he got average grades in english class. When mother confronted me about it and asked what I'm doing wrong I said to her honestly that I've tried every possible approach and theaching method and maybe the case is that her son is just not very linguistically gifted as she thinks she is (but that's ok). She went deep red in 3 nanoseconds. that was the last time I saw them. (and of course as I later leaned she got him diagnosed with ADHD)
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#160 to #63 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
As someone overcoming it, I think the biggest problem is shame. I was too ashamed to ask teachers for help in school because I thought they'd dismiss me as an idiot or that I didn't care, when I'd try to focus and somehow blank out halfway through the lesson. I could never get the "lol I didn't pay attention, I'm SO ADD" people. Stumbling over words and having everyone stare at you because you lost your train of thought halfway through talking isn't fun, it's embarrassing and awkward.

And you definitely don't fix it by letting them do what they want, the only thing that helped me cope was my mother encouraging me and helping, not giving me what I want.

I just ******* hate when people make a joke of having it when they're just ignoring someone, it's not something that's fun to have.
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User avatar #183 to #63 - themanwithavoice (11/03/2015) [-]
I have ADHD and I agree with this. Now I know I have ADHD because I have to take Adderall for it and if I dont I become really hyper. Now this may seem like I can just control it but I cant. I basically am just full of energy and I cant calm myself down. Ive tried but I just cant.
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User avatar #191 to #63 - silorose (11/04/2015) [-]
My ex bf has a double whammy himself ADHD and Aspergers , but he manages to actually control that **** and get good grades. Mind you, I think he suffers more from the other bit considering he's extremely socially awkward and only loves vidya.
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#194 to #63 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
i was diagnosed with ADHD as well. it's annoying as hell to deal with but if u actually give a **** , you will do fine in school...
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#74 to #63 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
It obviously exists, but **** , you can really tell when someone actually has it compared to the ADHD scare boom. Seeing people who cannot physically make themselves focus on something is actually pretty scary.
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#113 to #74 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, it must be hard as hell for them too. Constantly struggling while suffering the stigma of hordes of brats hiding behind ADHD label.
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#45 - discobleach ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
I apologize
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#4 - brackgrapple (11/02/2015) [-]
I've thought the name was Is the Tie for months.. I must be retarded
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User avatar #44 to #4 - thism (11/02/2015) [-]
At least that's much better than thinking it was "It Is He"... I have no idea why i thought it said itishe, but luckily someone was nice enough to point it out...
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#165 - thechosentroll (11/03/2015) [-]
>school systems' fw

Everyone's having a hard time stomaching your dry, encyclopedic material with 0 practical application or thought-provoking points? Nope, it can't be the systems' fault. All the kids are just defective. Shove a funnel down their throat, pour in a bottle of ritallin and hope it keeps them going until college, when they can start buying it on their own.
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#177 to #165 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Do you think that the entire wolrd is entertaining? Like all of it and all in it? Or the entire life experience? School has to prepare and train you for everything in life. That includes determination and motivation of doing boring **** just because it's needed. Sure, boring teacher that visibly hates their job is a **** teacher. But expecting to be rewarded with fun for learning for yourself everytime is just spoiled brat mindset. The truth lies somewhere in betweeen.
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User avatar #180 to #177 - thechosentroll (11/03/2015) [-]
It's a bit too late for me, but it would be REALLY ******* nice if kids were rewarded for learning at least once in those 12 horrendous years. You know what? **** rewards. It would be nice to at least be given a reason to learn them. One of the things I like about university is that whenever we're studying something new, they tell us what the practical application is and how it ties in with the rest of the **** we've learned so far, so we'd focus on the material instead of just going "Why are we learning this?" every 5 minutes. If they did that in school instead of just saying "Because you need it in life" or "Because it's in the lesson plan", it'd actually give kids a reason to pay attention. Little kids are VERY easy to impress. Just tell them they need to learn physics in order to become rocket scientists (which is technically true) and they'll eat that **** up.
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User avatar #123 - cisdroidcommander (11/03/2015) [-]
Best bonus panel. I love the amount of detail you put into it Great job as usual
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User avatar #143 to #123 - itsthetie [OP](11/03/2015) [-]
haha, yeah boy that took me hours thanks man
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