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assassindash (09/07/2015) [-] Jesus just got punched through his ******* stomach....
GG Jesus, well played, good luck next fight you reincarnating asshole.
GG Jesus, well played, good luck next fight you reincarnating asshole.
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mrwalkerfour (09/07/2015) [-] punched through stomach
head cracked
left arm crushed by elephants mouth
right arm trapped by trunk
about to recieve another body punch
about to get an axe
GG no re
head cracked
left arm crushed by elephants mouth
right arm trapped by trunk
about to recieve another body punch
about to get an axe
GG no re
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assassindash (09/07/2015) [-] That's what the reincarnating part is joking on. In fact, he reincarnates as the same person, which is a dick move to people who believe in certain aspects of reincarnation.
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assassindash (09/11/2015) [-] OK, so clearly one of us has gone full retard, and I'm pretty sure it's not me, because I don't remember Jesus ever not coming back as Jesus....
Let alone a freaking goat. Or lamb....
Unless this is another branch of religion i've never heard about that believes Jesus reincarnated into something else.
Let alone a freaking goat. Or lamb....
Unless this is another branch of religion i've never heard about that believes Jesus reincarnated into something else.
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amuzen ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
not as a literal lamb or lion I imagine but from what I understand during his first coming he's called 'the lamb of god' and it's predicted that when he is reincarnated he will come as 'the lion of Judah' or something like that. It's considered fairly mainstream Christianity I'm pretty sure.
I don't think it's supposed to be taken literally and like just about everything in the bible it's probably an allegory for something, but ya know with the **** that goes on in the bible sure maybe you should take it literally and imagine him as having first been born as the literal 'lamb of god' and his second he will be the literal 'lion of judah' if nothing else it's kind of funny imagery to think 'oh ya by the way that whole time jesus was a lamb'
I don't think it's supposed to be taken literally and like just about everything in the bible it's probably an allegory for something, but ya know with the **** that goes on in the bible sure maybe you should take it literally and imagine him as having first been born as the literal 'lamb of god' and his second he will be the literal 'lion of judah' if nothing else it's kind of funny imagery to think 'oh ya by the way that whole time jesus was a lamb'
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assassindash (09/11/2015) [-] The first word he then spoke to his people, "Moo."
He wasn't a very good lamb, but damn was he good at feeding the people.
He wasn't a very good lamb, but damn was he good at feeding the people.
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amuzen ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
hopespring.org/2010/12/01/the-lamb-and-the-lion/
So I looked it up because I was curious and it's some pretty crazy **** because essentially in Jesus's second coming he'll be a slightly more successful Hitler.
If Hitler had succeeded in taking over the world and eradicating the Jew's he literally would be Jesus which is kinda ***** .
So I looked it up because I was curious and it's some pretty crazy **** because essentially in Jesus's second coming he'll be a slightly more successful Hitler.
If Hitler had succeeded in taking over the world and eradicating the Jew's he literally would be Jesus which is kinda ***** .
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bleeduntildeath ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
that looks like rough sex, and it explains too much
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ninjaspartan (09/07/2015) [-] We're all on the internet, which FunnyJunk is on. So we're all partially retarded.
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tuscanjackal (09/06/2015) [-] The **** is this **** ?
Why is Jesus totally unarmed? Why doesn't he get to use his whip, or throw nails as a ranged?
Is his lvl three special going to have him use his carpentry skills to build a trebuchet to throw his opponents into the sky, where he hits them with lightning and roundhouse punches them back into the arena?
Why is Jesus totally unarmed? Why doesn't he get to use his whip, or throw nails as a ranged?
Is his lvl three special going to have him use his carpentry skills to build a trebuchet to throw his opponents into the sky, where he hits them with lightning and roundhouse punches them back into the arena?
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innocentbabies (09/07/2015) [-]
You have just made me realize how awesome a fighting game with figures from mythology would be. It's too bad that I have neither the skills, nor the motivation to do so.
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caesarslegion (09/06/2015) [-] During the Armageddon, Jesus destroys entire Demon Armies by merely talking. He wields no weapons or armor and instead just goes around speaking bible verses at demon armies effortlessly annihilating them. Jesus is the epitome of peace therefore he doesn't fight, but speaks.
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doctorcamden (09/07/2015) [-] its a shame hes not fighting a demon in the comic, but a deity.
