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User avatar #1 - RyderSechrest [OP](10/27/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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itsthetie

#2 - psychadelicace (10/27/2015) [-]
Even satan is getting pussy
#146 to #2 - lordlucifer ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
**lordlucifer used "*roll picture*"**
**lordlucifer rolled image**Well what do you expect?
User avatar #31 to #2 - iqequalzero (10/27/2015) [-]
Bleh, logged out.
#75 to #31 - greyhoundfd (10/27/2015) [-]
I don't know guys, I think he might be telling the truth!
#136 to #123 - whatyousay (10/28/2015) [-]
We meet again
User avatar #108 to #99 - wowtransmogdude (10/28/2015) [-]
Who drew that? I need sauce.
#81 to #31 - alruneia (10/27/2015) [-]
haha oh wow
User avatar #113 to #31 - cadencee (10/28/2015) [-]
well I thought it was funny
#102 to #31 - xxjmacxx (10/28/2015) [-]
Idk why you're getting thumbed down.

I thought it was pretty funny tbh
#67 to #31 - isthataweapon (10/27/2015) [-]
Wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again
#96 to #31 - relvel (10/28/2015) [-]
Mm-hm.
#78 to #2 - jubajubejiblets (10/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I mean, I figured he'd me more of an asshole guy.
User avatar #79 to #2 - otisriedel (10/27/2015) [-]
homer looks like a humanized pencil.
#30 to #2 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
"Even Satan"

Bitch Lucifer is a ******* master of allure, almost universally portrayed as a real smooth talker, and good lookin.
User avatar #49 to #30 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
plus there is the whole "lust and whoring is sin"


so hell is literally full of people who will sleep with you for a bucket of chicken....
#24 - gabikak (10/27/2015) [-]
Took me a while to realise it wasn't made by itsthetie
User avatar #107 to #24 - itskennyandjosh (10/28/2015) [-]
WTF i didn't even notice till i read your comment
#25 to #24 - RyderSechrest [OP](10/27/2015) [-]
youve been TRICKED
#16 - akulakhan ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
>allergic to cats
>definitely not going to heaven
>God once again ****** me over
User avatar #17 - drtrousersnake (10/27/2015) [-]
******* stealin Mr. J's sandwich in the last panel.
User avatar #27 to #17 - yaybacon (10/27/2015) [-]
I know that's you Harley Quinn.
#48 to #27 - aizeinstein (10/27/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** My thought exactly.
#4 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
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**kaiserdjg rolled image**If there is a heaven and my cats arnt there when i arrive... ima ******* cut a bitch

i will personally go to hell get turned to mincemeat just to fetch my ******* cats, you better believe mother ****** i will reign an ungodly fire upon you if i cant spend eternity with my bitches
#62 to #4 - Smashyy (10/27/2015) [-]
pussies*
User avatar #19 to #4 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
Don't worry, there's no such thing ad heaven or hell anyway, though once you're dead your cats are probably going to eat your corps, so there's that going for you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chitose (10/27/2015) [-]
I feel like you're trying too hard to be edgy.
User avatar #47 to #20 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
I feel like if anybody states a fact like "god isn't real" people call it edgy just because they don't like it.
User avatar #50 to #47 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
no its quite edgy in the context...


dude is throwing a joke and he just has to fling his own beliefs into it for the sake of throwing in his beliefs...
User avatar #51 to #50 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
I meant in general.
User avatar #52 to #51 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
in general it depends on the situation...


i mean.. in my opinion. unless someone SPECIFICALLY asks do you believe in god, then its okay to go and answer no or yes.

or if people are specially discussing religion and atheism and such... as long as one isnt an ass about it.



general rule of the thump: view your beliefs like you view your penis. dont whip it out on public, dont talk about it, unless people are asking how your dick is,dont go showing it into a conversation unless other people are already talking/comparing dicks. and you should be fine.
User avatar #54 to #52 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
If someone thinks the world is flat I'm going to call them out on their ******** . It's the same thing, it's just that in the modern world a lot of people believe in a god that doesn't exist. There was a good video that summed up why, it's because people "are" god. It's a self imprinted delusion, so by "insulting" god you're really insulting them, or at least that's who they take it.

Gods not real. Can we fund stem cell research now? can religion stop having to do with the popularity vote in presidential elections? etc.
User avatar #56 to #54 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
then tell them and dont be a dick about it :/


again, if people are talking about their dicks, then tell them that you have a vagina or a three prolonged schrolongadong. just DONT be a dick about it.


if you know someone is a flat earther, then let them be, unless they actually starts talking about their beliefs then there is no harm in them.



the problem with atheists is that..most atheist are being atheist because they think it makes them "Smarter" than religious people. aka that "wake up sheepling" type of ******** .

im agnostic atheist myself, but i dont go around prancing about it, i dont do the helicopter of not believing in the public,someone asks my beliefs, ill tell them politely. simple as that.



in this case, and most cases on the internet. we just have neckbeards or other types of idiots trying to feel superior to other people proclaim their atheism out of nowhere and its just cringy.
User avatar #58 to #56 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
Muslims are pretty good example, they take everything as an insult against their religion and seek to destroy the infidels. Stating a simple fact is a deceleration of war.
The problem with religious people is that you can't reason with them, because their belief system, by definition, is unreasonable.

I mean I was even religious at one point in time, as a kid,
but then I grew up.
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
now you are starting to be edgy.



as for muslims: well they are being a dick about it..also dont generalize.

there are ******** of religious people out there, as well as there are some good atheist out there who can have a friendly conversation with people without going to condescending mode. and there are people who can give their reasons for believing in god through rational and thought out answers. you just need to find the good people..and when you do, you should just...try be polite and talk about it...
User avatar #85 to #58 - bobtombobbob (10/27/2015) [-]
A long time ago a small village in Italy dug a well.
They built a house where the old out house was.
So they moved the out house up hill of the well.
Every one got sick.
So they killed the Jews and started a crusade

And you call muslims stupid
User avatar #87 to #85 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
nobody likes jews
User avatar #89 to #58 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
Those are radical Muslims.
User avatar #90 to #89 - infinitereaper (10/28/2015) [-]
Not all muslims who act like this are radical, the word is zealot, and Muslim religion encourages it
User avatar #92 to #90 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
There are levels of radicality, just as most religions.
User avatar #93 to #92 - infinitereaper (10/28/2015) [-]
Muslim culture is also really ****** , Muslim law is also ****** .
It's a ****** religion, most religions are full of **** ,

if Christan actually followed the **** in the bible the world would be way more ****** up, modern Christians are literally all heretics because they ignore **** in the bible
User avatar #94 to #93 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
Well, not necessarily, FOX is a christian news network, yet the only reason they can get away with saying such **** is because they use selective reading. If a christian reads the whole thing they would probably lie on that safe medium.
#100 to #47 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
It's all context.

Original comment was clearly meant for humor, not as a serious religious discussion or even an indication that the person really believes in god. When you're going out of the way to bring up your atheism even though it's irrelevant, yeah, that's edgy.
User avatar #35 to #29 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
What part upset you? The part where I said heaven and hell don't exist or the part where I implyed that cats are selfish? It doesn't really matter what hurt you, though, you should still apply the same anal cream for your hurt.
#36 to #35 - luciuseternal ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
It's kinda funny how you expect me to be butthurt, bud. I was merely implying that your attempted bait was unsatisfactory at best and you need to up your game if you want spread analhurt.
#38 to #36 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
It wasn't a bait, you meme posting bafoon, I really don't think hell exist and cats are known for eating those weird cat-ladies after they die. You'd have a woman who has a bunch of cats and no humans in her life, she would die, months would pass before someone remembers of her existence and checks on her, and once they do they would find out that she had been eaten by her own cats.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391223/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-kitchen-floor-died.html
#41 to #38 - luciuseternal ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Well, if it wasn't bait it sure was laid out as one.

But yeah, your points are valid, I give you that, and I also do not believe Heaven and/or Hell exists, or any form of afterlife for that matter. But I do not have any evidence to prove one way or the other, hence I leave the debate of life-after-death scenarios to other people.

But even if your points are valid, tongue wagging about theological opinions (which wasn't even the point of kaiserdjg's comment, btw) when he merely states his affection to his pets in a funny way is just slightly annoying.

"Meme posting baffoon" Funny, I almost thought posting recycled memes was kinda the going currency in FJ.
User avatar #46 to #41 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
I understand what the OP meant. My comment (which wasn't bait but non the less a joke) meant to point the irony in him caring so much for his cats when they'd probably just eat him, as well as mocking the idea of heaven and hell by saying that while he's worried that he wouldn't get his cats with him in heaven the reality of the matter is that heaven and hell don't exist and after his death he'd be reduced to a souless corps which his cats (for which he expressed so much care in his comment) would selfishly eat.

But I guess you're right: Unless I repost some over used meme, people on here wouldn't get the joke.
User avatar #61 to #46 - meganinja (10/27/2015) [-]
No, people didn't get it because it was an awful joke.
User avatar #63 to #46 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
and i would want them to eat me because i would not be there to feed them and i hope they would survive past my passing
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#91 to #38 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
So you are saying that because they ate that lady, who was their only source of food, and unable to feed them due to being dead, that cats are selfish? Not to mention they were trapped in her rachet ass house with no escape. It was eat the woman who devoted her life to feeding you anyway, or cannibalize each other. If you wouldn't do the same as those cats in their position, you have some serious mental issues.
#83 to #19 - furiousmarshmellow (10/27/2015) [-]
The worst part is he's not a bait account.
User avatar #21 to #19 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
i will become one with the pussy... sounds good to me
#64 to #4 - karidagur ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Talk about being pussy-whipped
User avatar #103 to #4 - battletechmech (10/28/2015) [-]
amusingly relevant roll
User avatar #34 to #4 - jamesten (10/27/2015) [-]
nice roll m8
User avatar #80 to #34 - ora ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Not actually a good roll, since it doesn't match their comment. But it's still a good looking reaction picture, so there's that.
User avatar #82 to #80 - jamesten (10/27/2015) [-]
well the thing is we usually associate soule with itsthetie
if there were any better matchup on fj, it would be joshlol and phanact
User avatar #55 to #4 - luqmanr (10/27/2015) [-]
soule
User avatar #72 to #55 - soule (10/27/2015) [-]
>makes image
>someone rolls it in >12 hours
#124 to #72 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
>Somebody rolls it in 12 hours
>Soule immediately comes begging for thumbs





User avatar #130 to #124 - soule (10/28/2015) [-]
ohyou.jpg
#57 to #4 - whompers ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Your cats aren't in Heaven, because they are waiting at the Rainbow Bridge for you. And when you die, you reunite, and cross over together and are never separated again.
#109 to #57 - lapsushominum ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
Wowww that hit me wayyyyyyy ******* harder than I was expecting.
User avatar #15 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Does that mean sinners are sent directly to satan's bedroom first-thing
User avatar #42 to #15 - peliaosfiendline (10/27/2015) [-]
yes, and how much he likes them determines how "bad" their punishment will be. Like in Voltaire's song "death death devil devil evil evil evil evil songs". Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Song) by Voltaire (OFFICIAL)
He gets stabbed once in the schlong with a sharpened pitchfork (which would make it hurt less as there wouldn't be tearing when it's pulled back) and then is treated to a buffet by satan, who is apparently a big fan.
User avatar #95 to #42 - relvel (10/28/2015) [-]
Did someone say Voltaire? Get in here, lordsepulchre!
User avatar #43 to #42 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
well **** I hope I can make friends
#11 - twoderrick (10/27/2015) [-]
This is really good.

I want more.
#69 - IrishSasquatch (10/27/2015) [-]
Good **** , Ryder.
User avatar #70 to #69 - RyderSechrest [OP](10/27/2015) [-]
thanks man
#32 - perturabo (10/27/2015) [-]
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**perturabo rolled image**
User avatar #5 - timetravelzero (10/27/2015) [-]
Bitchin'.
Glad you went with this idea, to be honest. My idea was pretty **** an half-assed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - timetravelzero (10/27/2015) [-]
*and.
User avatar #8 to #6 - discobleach ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
#what was it
User avatar #9 to #8 - timetravelzero (10/27/2015) [-]
God and Satan playing a game, Satan pissy because " ******* hax!" when God's player has a hovering icon saying "God-Mode Active". Basic idea was that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - discobleach ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
it's too bad that i hate gaming humor in general, the joke in and of itself is aight
User avatar #14 to #10 - timetravelzero (10/27/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm not much of a fan of it either. I just happened to be playing a game with a friend of mine and pretty much the same situation happened. She had an entire 6 Pokemon party with absolute hacks that made each one an army in and of itself. When Ryder and I had the conversation about this comic that was all I could think about- how badly she kicked my ass lmao
User avatar #39 - Deavas (10/27/2015) [-]
wow more and more cancerous **** boarding the faggot hype train
how about
be original
#101 to #39 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
you can talk when you contribute.
User avatar #110 to #101 - Deavas (10/28/2015) [-]
i have contributed
User avatar #116 to #39 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
You do it
User avatar #129 to #116 - Deavas (10/28/2015) [-]
I have
User avatar #133 to #129 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
do it again
User avatar #134 to #133 - Deavas (10/28/2015) [-]
Make me
User avatar #135 to #134 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
no just do it
User avatar #137 to #135 - Deavas (10/28/2015) [-]
You don't deserve my wit
User avatar #138 to #137 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
Now that's hardly original
User avatar #140 to #139 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean it is
cause it's not
User avatar #141 to #140 - Deavas (10/28/2015) [-]
Says you
User avatar #144 to #141 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
Yes
Says me
#40 to #39 - ExorArgus ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
>original
>FJ

pick one
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Who is this jesus....

inb4 itsthetie is a HERTIC!!
User avatar #115 to #77 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
He's you
But not a raptor
#126 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
Jesus' FW Heaven & Hell Comic Makers
#121 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** did not invite me either
User avatar #74 - highkey (10/27/2015) [-]
Wanna know how I knew how it wasn't made my itsthetie?
Because he actually cared about the joke and made it funny instead of just worrying about the art style.
Hate all you want, but good joke > good art
User avatar #118 to #74 - bodox (10/28/2015) [-]
K
User avatar #128 to #74 - discobleach ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
don't be sour, this was just an homage
there was no intention to "outdo" itsthetie
User avatar #131 to #128 - highkey (10/28/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to praise the maker of this specific comic, I'm just saying itsthetie is usually pretty mediocre when it comes to joke-art ratio despite all the fj love.
Not saying hes a bad guy, his art style is fantastic, I just don't think hes a god, that's all.
User avatar #132 to #131 - discobleach ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
ah well, i thought you were saying the opposite.

#7 - mobilebull (10/27/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** I love itsthetie and I love this fanart, this is awesome
#98 - vvthegreats (10/28/2015) [-]
Okay let's just get one thing straight here: Walking Dead is not THAT great.
User avatar #117 to #98 - bodox (10/28/2015) [-]
**** you
#142 to #117 - vvthegreats (10/28/2015) [-]
You mad bro? Get mad kid.
User avatar #125 to #117 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
User avatar #147 - notisac (11/16/2015) [-]
why does satan have a boner?
#145 - anon (11/02/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** all cats?
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