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Adventures of God 6

 
Adventures of God 6. I am killing myself with these God comics. For some reason they never turn out short. Hope you like it! Bonus panel: itsthetie.com/comic/ad

I am killing myself with these God comics. For some reason they never turn out short. Hope you like it!
Bonus panel: itsthetie.com/comic/adventures-of-god-6/
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#62 - incognitoad (11/08/2015) [-]
I'm going to be very disappointed in you if you tell me that Jesus wasn't crosses.
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#63 to #62 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
I'm just amazed you saw I put a game of tic tac toe in there
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User avatar #65 to #63 - incognitoad (11/08/2015) [-]
I like looking through your comics for the little things. The comics themselves are great, but the little things make them even better.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
I'm glad someone takes the time to look at them in detail like that. Thanks man!
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User avatar #67 to #66 - incognitoad (11/08/2015) [-]
It's us that should be thanking you for the comics. As long as you keep putting that detail in, I will look.
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User avatar #79 to #66 - yiffcario (11/08/2015) [-]
The little things are always the best.
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#137 to #79 - kresh (11/08/2015) [-]
That what your gf said to you
sorry
not sorry
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User avatar #147 to #63 - ifreakinglovepizza (11/08/2015) [-]
did you also draw PC principle in the crowd?
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User avatar #5 - soule (11/07/2015) [-]
Lucifer said he likes my outfit tho.
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#230 to #5 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
migre.me/s3Dfu
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#175 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
You know you want him



Pls
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User avatar #177 to #175 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
I haven't even eaten breakfast yet. Don't ruin that for me.
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#178 to #177 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Eat my burrito senorita , it has EXTRA SAUSAGE
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User avatar #179 to #178 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I laughed at that.
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#184 to #179 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Simpletons laugh at simple jokes
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#188 to #187 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
A **** Personality, but yeah... A personality...
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#93 to #5 - uneducated (11/08/2015) [-]
he lied.
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User avatar #30 to #5 - itsthetie [OP](11/07/2015) [-]
You're his secretary, you're excused
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User avatar #34 to #30 - soule (11/07/2015) [-]
Then I should be excused to heaven.

Just sayin'.
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User avatar #83 to #34 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
Not after saying "Jesus **** " 7001 times
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User avatar #94 to #83 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
I'll say it 7001 more times don't give me sass.
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User avatar #45 to #34 - kanaka (11/07/2015) [-]
u guys should bang
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User avatar #46 to #45 - soule (11/07/2015) [-]
Do you see this itsthetie? Honestly. Everywhere.
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User avatar #48 to #46 - itsthetie [OP](11/07/2015) [-]
lol, I guess talking to each other means we want to do the dirty
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User avatar #68 to #48 - kurbeh (11/08/2015) [-]
Hey Tie, do you have any sort of ending planed for this series?
I really like it, please make it run as long as possible : |
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User avatar #69 to #68 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
So far it's all about keeping the train going, ending this now would be way too soon for me. We've barely seen Satan flaunt his stuff, and his my favorite character in this
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#71 to #69 - kurbeh (11/08/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Alright, great to know, thanks man.
We talked with each other now, let's do the dirty.
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#72 to #71 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
No problem buddy
Oh snap, so we did. You'd better buckle up for a disappointment
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User avatar #110 to #69 - machiavellianhumor (11/08/2015) [-]
you're on your way to being full SJW
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#144 to #110 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
uh-huh
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#200 to #144 - kristovsky (11/08/2015) [-]
*********** like that deserves a thumb
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User avatar #113 to #48 - redbannerman (11/08/2015) [-]
Hey, buddy... you and soule should have a baby. It'd make even funnier comics. Either that or would be some deformed satan spawn... you know, whatever. Worth a shot right?
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User avatar #50 to #48 - soule (11/07/2015) [-]
What is this, middle school?
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User avatar #51 to #50 - itsthetie [OP](11/07/2015) [-]
you'd be surprised, honestly
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User avatar #52 to #51 - soule (11/07/2015) [-]
Mmmmmmno. No I don't think I would be.

Sadly.
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User avatar #82 to #52 - nyandroid (11/08/2015) [-]
You guys should bang
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User avatar #87 to #82 - nickelakon (11/08/2015) [-]
We should bang
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#89 to #88 - nickelakon (11/08/2015) [-]
Woah
I can only get so turned on man.
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#97 to #89 - ashesllashes (11/08/2015) [-]
so much ******* heresy here
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#95 to #87 - Thundergod ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
We'll bang, okay?
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User avatar #154 to #50 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
No this is funnyjunk.
You know what you signed up for.
This place is full of virgins me included, but I'm still 15 therefore they want someone to at least get laid here.
Problem is admin won't stand for it and probbably ban non virgins.
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User avatar #155 to #154 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
I just ****** Chuck last night. Is FJ happy about that?
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#160 to #155 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
"WoW , what a whoooooore"
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User avatar #161 to #160 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
Oh god I know. I'm such a slut for monogamy.
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#163 to #161 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
No , a slut for feeling like you should tell everybody that you rode some faggot's 3-incher and for not finding an ACTUAL nice guy
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User avatar #164 to #163 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
It's actually seven but I'm really short and that's more than I could ask for.
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#165 to #164 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
You used the cm side of the ruler , didn't you??
Also you're short? I like that , post shorty pics m'lady
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User avatar #166 to #165 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
You're tryin' a little hard, now, m8. Crossin' the line between funny and overbearing.
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#167 to #166 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Kill me with your bear hands then
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User avatar #168 to #167 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
Now it's funny again.
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#170 to #168 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
How much funny until I see soule's tiddies ?
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User avatar #171 to #170 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
You couldn't be funny enough.
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User avatar #251 to #171 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2015) [-]
inb4 everyone tries to be funny
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#257 to #251 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
NO STALKING ALLOWED
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#172 to #171 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
TAKE THIS!
How 'bout now puta? Are you gonna draw soule gettin' gangbanged or not??
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User avatar #173 to #172 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
Ew, Carlos Mencia?

That's the opposite of what I want to see on the internet.

And no.
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User avatar #181 to #172 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
Hey there my spanish friend long time no see.
Your argument with soule is something I quite find hilarious.
Muy bién it means very good
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User avatar #156 to #155 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
I have no idea I'm too new to this website I haven't even passed the 6 months mark
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#182 to #156 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
NO PORTUGEESE BITCHES ALLOWED!
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#254 to #182 - portugeese (11/09/2015) [-]
i see that my name has been mentioned

...now my friend, what was it that you said?
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User avatar #256 to #254 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
>>#182
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User avatar #183 to #182 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
Good thing I'm not a female dog.
That is the literal meaning of bitch
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#185 to #183 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Nope , the literal meaning of bitch is ... check the image
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#186 to #185 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
Well played my friend have a thumb.
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#189 to #186 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
no u
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User avatar #157 to #156 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
Oh my sweet Summer Child...
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#158 to #157 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
How did you know I enlisted on summer?
HOW?
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User avatar #159 to #158 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
It's a Game of Thrones reference, but--

Uhh... I have approximate knowledge of many things.
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User avatar #180 to #159 - herparderpington (11/08/2015) [-]
So it seems.
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#214 to #48 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2015) [-]
Time to draw itsthetie x soule Rule 34.
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User avatar #54 to #48 - miscreant (11/07/2015) [-]
Heya.
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User avatar #70 to #54 - itsthetie [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
Hiya
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User avatar #105 to #70 - miscreant (11/08/2015) [-]
Now that we've talked, we should bang.
I appreciate your work, man.
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User avatar #258 to #105 - itsthetie [OP](11/09/2015) [-]
thank you<3
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#47 to #46 - discobleach ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
look on the bright side, at least they're not saying it about you and gearboy
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User avatar #49 to #47 - soule (11/07/2015) [-]
Don't give them ideas.
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User avatar #81 to #49 - aerosol (11/08/2015) [-]
thisshipsailsitself.gif
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User avatar #114 to #49 - redbannerman (11/08/2015) [-]
I love how comic makers actually respond to their comments. It's kind a nice.
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User avatar #148 to #114 - spoopyskeleton (11/08/2015) [-]
It's almost as if they're just people who post ****** comics. They're not special. they're not celebrities.
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User avatar #149 to #148 - redbannerman (11/08/2015) [-]
They're special to me...
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User avatar #248 to #148 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
We are special.

Just not that kind of special.
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User avatar #242 to #46 - landartheconqueror (11/08/2015) [-]
this ship has set sail
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#55 to #5 - isniffbutts ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Was it made out of satin?
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User avatar #56 to #55 - soule (11/08/2015) [-]
Well you can't spell satin without sin.
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User avatar #217 to #56 - rocktalon (11/08/2015) [-]
Well you could, but then it would just be at
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User avatar #216 to #56 - stoicnick (11/08/2015) [-]
and at
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#43 - kingdaniel (11/07/2015) [-]
The frogs?
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User avatar #210 to #43 - sparkshock (11/08/2015) [-]
but those are grinches
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User avatar #103 to #43 - empithree ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
it'shappening.gif
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#7 - optimussum (11/07/2015) [-]
this comic is amazing

this comic is


god-tier
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User avatar #220 to #7 - jacoban (11/08/2015) [-]
what do you call this picture?
look in your folder and tell me what's the name of this pic.
cause I can't think of one
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User avatar #98 to #7 - liamdurf (11/08/2015) [-]
That comment was just heavenly.
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#127 to #98 - udungoofedup (11/08/2015) [-]
This whole post is Biblical
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#41 - postingloudly (11/07/2015) [-]
AND THIS IS THE WORD OF GOD, PRAISE BE ONTO HIM.
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#29 - announcement (11/07/2015) [-]
This comic is truly a testament to your glorious comic making skills.

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User avatar #36 to #29 - fuzzyballs (11/07/2015) [-]
a testament to how bad it can get?
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#18 - liamdurf (11/07/2015) [-]
The final plague.
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#84 - centraldogma (11/08/2015) [-]
This is a pretty nice comic series you've been working on

It sure would be a shame if some sort of massive productivity-killing thing were to come out in the next couple of days

guess its a good thing that isn't happening, eh?
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#91 - kieranbaker (11/08/2015) [-]
As a Christian (great way to start a sentence) I think of God in this way, I don't see him as some all imposing being that has 2 emotions (happy and angry) but one that has a true personality. We were created in his image but God doesn't look like all of us, I think we were created in the sense of his non-physical image. We, as Humans, can be the most generous, kind, and loving people on the face of the Earth, but at the same time Humans can be intensely cruel, greedy, and can make rash decisions in the heat of the moment. I think God can change his mind on some things, we do it all the time. I use to think Dicks were gross and I would never suck one, but now I would only suck one if there was a girl attached to it and there weren't any balls. God used to think we should kill anyone that went against his word, but then he probably thought "maybe that's a bit harsh" and sent Jesus down here to give us the news. We like to pretend that Nazi's, Communists, and whatever the **** North Korean Camp guards are called, are all monsters, but they aren't, their just people.

< you when seeing the paragraph above
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#138 to #91 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
But I got to ask; what do you think of ohr.edu/838
or this documentary? You need to login to view this link
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#243 to #91 - djequalizee (11/08/2015) [-]
Whenever i hear people say stuff like this it almost sounds more deist than christian. Not that there's anything wrong with either, it just seems like the title would fit more if it's more your own perception of god instead of a set writing of how god is. Honestly i think it's a better alternative because it allows for a lot more flexibility. Such as god changing his mind.
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User avatar #250 to #243 - kieranbaker (11/08/2015) [-]
I have been told my idea of God is more Deist than Christian, but that's the thing. The old testament "was released" around 1000 years prior to Jesus, then Jesus came around, did all that good stuff, 100-200 years later the New Testament comes out. It seems almost laughable to imagine that God hasn't thought of any other "guidelines" since then. I say almost laughable because the New Testament seems pretty good and covers almost everything...still waiting on whether or not we can baptize aliens or not.
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User avatar #116 to #91 - twentyseconds (11/08/2015) [-]
thats actualy a solid plan, sucking dick as long as there is no balls isnt gay at all.

its ONLY GAY if the balls touch, no balls, no problem.
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User avatar #120 to #116 - kieranbaker (11/08/2015) [-]
"yo man I ain't gay, but if you don't stop talkin' all cute and **** imma have to come ova-dare and suck dat dick"
-Jerome Jones
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#99 to #91 - deroderpderp (11/08/2015) [-]
Same, man. I always thought he changed his mind about his rules when he met a human he really like that was against him. Like, if he really liked what a gay person did in life, he changed his mind, took a visit to hell, and brought back all the people that went there because they were gay.
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User avatar #111 to #99 - kieranbaker (11/08/2015) [-]
There is a part of me that believes that God is excited that so many more people are coming out of the closet because it is an impromptu test to see if Christians learned anything from the New Testament.
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#139 to #99 - lordsepulchure (11/08/2015) [-]
- When someone other than me posts Sepulchure.
It really is one of the last things I expect.
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User avatar #195 to #139 - deroderpderp (11/08/2015) [-]
Shadowscythe forever
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#109 to #91 - funkydiscomaggot (11/08/2015) [-]
"but now I would only suck one if there was a girl attached to it and there weren't any balls."
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User avatar #112 to #109 - kieranbaker (11/08/2015) [-]
don't look at me with those judging eyes
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#37 - pewdiepieisbestpie (11/07/2015) [-]
Obligatory
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User avatar #229 to #37 - magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
****** edits > nipple edits

Although they don't make them like they used to.
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#17 - pikachustolemybike (11/07/2015) [-]
When you try to convince people your mixtape is fire
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#104 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
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#136 - iexs (11/08/2015) [-]
Fresh reaction images, get em' while they're hot!
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#13 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
The only right crossfitting ever done was by our Lord and Saviour
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User avatar #9 - sumerfag (11/07/2015) [-]
I can't blame him, if I created a planet and my creations started doing cross fit i'd ravage it with plagues too
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User avatar #3 - thenobodyorigin (11/07/2015) [-]
You enjoy making them so much you can't allow yourself to make them shorter. It's a awesome comic as always ishetie
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#125 - fukinitech (11/08/2015) [-]
God 6? more like 6 God
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#101 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
This is an outside source which mirrors the exodus but in an Egyptian perspective called the Ipuwer papyrus: www.reshafim.org.il/ad/egypt/texts/ipuwer.htm 2:5-6 Plague is throughout the land. Blood is everywhere.
2:10 The river is blood.
2:10 Men shrink from tasting - human beings, and thirst after water
3:10-13 That is our water! That is our happiness! What shall we do in respect thereof? All is ruin.
2:10 Forsooth, gates, columns and walls are consumed by fire.
10:3-6 Lower Egypt weeps... The entire palace is without its revenues. To it belong [by right] wheat and barley, geese and fish
6:3 Forsooth, grain has perished on every side.
5:12 Forsooth, that has perished which was yesterday seen. The land is left over to its weariness like the cutting of flax.
5:5 All animals, their hearts weep. Cattle moan...
9:2-3 Behold, cattle are left to stray, and there is none to gather them together.
9:11 The land is without light.
4:3 (5:6) Forsooth, the children of princes are dashed against the walls.
6:12 Forsooth, the children of princes are cast out in the streets.
6:3 The prison is ruined.
2:13 He who places his brother in the ground is everywhere.
3:14 It is groaning throughout the land, mingled with lamentations.
7:1 Behold, the fire has mounted up on high. Its burning goes forth against the enemies of the land.
3:2 Gold and lapis lazuli, silver and malachite, carnelian and bronze... are fastened on the neck of female slaves.

Here's the exodus translation 7:20 …all the waters of the river were turned to blood.
7:21 ...there was blood thoughout all the land of Egypt …and the river stank.
7:24 And all the Egyptians dug around the river for water to drink; for they could not drink of the water of the river. 9:23-24 ...and the fire ran along the ground... there was hail, and fire mingled with the hail, very grievous.
9:25 ...and the hail smote every herb of the field, and broke every tree of the field.
9:31-32 ...and the flax and the barley was smitten; for the barley was in season, and flax was ripe.
But the wheat and the rye were not smitten; for they were not grown up.
10:15 ...there remained no green things in the trees, or in the herbs of the fields, through all the land of Egypt. 9:3 ...the hand of the Lord is upon thy cattle which is in the field... and there shall be a very grievous sickness.
9:19 ...gather thy cattle, and all that thou hast in the field...
9:21 And he that did not fear the word of the Lord left his servants and cattle in the field.
10:22 And there was a thick darkness in all the land of Egypt.
12:29 And it came to pass, that at midnight the Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne to the firstborn of the captive that was in the prison.
12:30 ...there was not a house where there was not one dead.
12:30 ...there was a great cry in Egypt.
13:21 ... by day in a pillar of cloud, to lead them the way; and by night in a pillar of fire, to give them light; to go by day and night.
12:35-36 ...and they requested from the Egyptians, silver and gold articles and clothing. And God made the Egyptians favour them and they granted their request. [The Israelites] thus drained Egypt of its wealth.
Hey, man, wish to learn more? Here you go. You need to login to view this link
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