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Adventures of God 4

 
Adventures of God 4. Okay, it's technically not about God unless you check out the bonus panel. But you don't with Dorothy. bonus panel: itsthetie.com comic pre

Okay, it's technically not about God unless you check out the bonus panel. But you don't **** with Dorothy.

bonus panel: itsthetie.com
comic previews and other stuff: facebook.com/itsthetie

Have a good one

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User avatar #244 to #106 - schnitzelwagen (10/18/2015) [-]
Good.
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User avatar #281 to #106 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
they actually don't they try to eat you as you eat them.
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User avatar #344 to #281 - driving (10/18/2015) [-]
Only fair
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#77 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Limbo's the place to get down
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#192 to #40 - mitchimuss (10/18/2015) [-]
jokexplain pls. Why do I keep seeing this everywhere.
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User avatar #195 to #192 - sweetbutteryjesus (10/18/2015) [-]
Baneposting, as it is known, is referring to the opening scene of The Dark Knight.
The awkward dialogue between Bane and the CIA operative(commonly called CIA) humored people on 4chan, and thus a meme was born.
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User avatar #198 to #195 - mitchimuss (10/18/2015) [-]
oh sweet, thanks man!
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User avatar #313 to #274 - ragingspacepanda (10/18/2015) [-]
"the first one to talk gets to talk first!"
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User avatar #197 to #192 - sweetbutteryjesus (10/18/2015) [-]
Sorry! i meant the Dark Knight Rises
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#115 to #40 - kristovsky (10/18/2015) [-]
Of course!
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#15 - kingdaniel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
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#91 to #15 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/17/2015) [-]
looks more like a ******
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#206 to #91 - sociocat (10/18/2015) [-]
well that's not very nice
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User avatar #370 to #91 - elijie (10/18/2015) [-]
Good person ≠ ******

Bad person = ******

******* have no ethnicity anymore.
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User avatar #338 to #91 - derpsenderp ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
lmao did u srsly get thumbed down for saying ****** ?

This website is filled with sjw losers apparently.
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User avatar #369 to #338 - failtolawl (10/18/2015) [-]
shut up, faggot.
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#312 to #91 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
nope, he is a beaner
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User avatar #173 to #15 - advice (10/18/2015) [-]
this joke never gets old
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User avatar #207 to #173 - nunyabeez (10/18/2015) [-]
Apparently not
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#176 to #15 - brobathehutt (10/18/2015) [-]
Oh god the look on trumps face
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#449 to #283 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
Butt hurt **** skin ***************** detected
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User avatar #450 to #449 - brcstar (11/12/2015) [-]
Hi david
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#183 to #15 - anygoodnames (10/18/2015) [-]
I'm so glad this is top content. I read this comic, get a "meh" out of it then I come across this. The absolute beautiful combo only achievable by the comment section.

Props to you, I did laugh myself to tears.
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User avatar #143 to #15 - pappathethird (10/18/2015) [-]
You're gonna go far, kid
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#152 to #143 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
only with 500 normal people and a decent costume
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User avatar #163 to #152 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
hit them just above the eyebrows
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User avatar #351 to #163 - mrmomoguy (10/18/2015) [-]
when you stroll from here
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User avatar #354 to #351 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
nothing else to contribute to the conversation
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User avatar #355 to #354 - mrmomoguy (10/18/2015) [-]
watch the thunder in many eyeballs
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User avatar #356 to #355 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
see them hastily retreating for their self-preservation
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User avatar #358 to #356 - mrmomoguy (10/18/2015) [-]
Smart justifications, king of the mosquitoes
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User avatar #360 to #358 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
impact them on the bridge of their nose
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User avatar #361 to #360 - mrmomoguy (10/18/2015) [-]
when you saunter elsewhere
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User avatar #362 to #361 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
lacking the words necessary to continue the discussion
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User avatar #363 to #362 - mrmomoguy (10/18/2015) [-]
spot the electrical discharge from their sight
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User avatar #364 to #363 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
see everybody skedaddling the **** outta here so they don't die
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User avatar #365 to #364 - mrmomoguy (10/18/2015) [-]
**** yeah that was rad.
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User avatar #366 to #365 - yips (10/18/2015) [-]
you know it bby
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User avatar #292 to #15 - gragasvlad (10/18/2015) [-]
like he would give the mexicans pizza
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User avatar #127 to #15 - dragemit (10/18/2015) [-]
the USA: not quite Mexico, but not quite Canada either.
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#178 to #127 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Higher HDI than Canada tho.
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#166 to #15 - marconde (10/18/2015) [-]
I'm mexican and I kek'd.
Webm related
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User avatar #167 to #166 - tombobbusama (10/18/2015) [-]
guess you're a Keksican?
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User avatar #172 to #166 - advice (10/18/2015) [-]
the helicopter flip always gets me
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#25 to #15 - gregy (10/17/2015) [-]
dude...4 minutes after content gets uploaded?
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User avatar #29 to #15 - itsthetie [OP](10/17/2015) [-]
damn dude, that was fast. +1 and all my love
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#49 to #29 - kingdaniel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Come on Shrek it up!
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#177 to #49 - uncreditedcivilian (10/18/2015) [-]
life is beautiful
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User avatar #100 to #49 - paradoxofnight (10/17/2015) [-]
Holy hell do you have a source for that? Its beautiful
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User avatar #104 to #100 - natsuthesalamander (10/17/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0Q5OwnVuQ

Its called come on shrek it up
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User avatar #105 to #104 - paradoxofnight (10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks man
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#139 - toguro (10/18/2015) [-]
ThatMakesMeMoist.jpeg
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#8 - toastiewaffles (10/17/2015) [-]
So is Limbo, like, full of neck beards?
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#190 to #8 - civilizedwasteland has deleted their comment [-]
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#52 to #8 - innocentbabies (10/17/2015) [-]
And euphoria.
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#410 to #52 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
this entire picture
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#378 to #52 - furiousmarshmellow (10/18/2015) [-]
"Cut him in half before first clip is shot"
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User avatar #19 - thesunpraiser (10/17/2015) [-]
I love this little series.
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User avatar #33 to #19 - itsthetie [OP](10/17/2015) [-]
I'll be damned if there won't be more
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User avatar #111 to #33 - thesunpraiser (10/18/2015) [-]
Good man.
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#11 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
Pineapple pizza is delicious.
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User avatar #94 to #11 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Our opinions differ
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#103 to #11 - progamingbutler (10/17/2015) [-]
I have just recently eaten a pineapple and chicken pizza. in my professional opinion i can say it was alright at best.
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User avatar #120 to #103 - ledd (10/18/2015) [-]
Pineapple and chicken is best ******* thing
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User avatar #136 to #120 - funpunk (10/18/2015) [-]
You mean pineapple and canadian bacon.
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User avatar #169 to #103 - greyhoundfd (10/18/2015) [-]
That's because pineapple doesn't go with chicken. Get some pineapple, some shredded ham, some bacon, and maybe some tomatoes and put it all on a pizza. **** is sweet, delicious, and tender.
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User avatar #170 to #169 - progamingbutler (10/18/2015) [-]
That is some sound pizza advice. I shall look into it.
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User avatar #185 to #170 - advice (10/18/2015) [-]
think of it like this: do these ingredients go well together outside of a pizza? no? then don't put them on a pizza.
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#225 to #185 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
You know nothing about cooking apparently.
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#32 to #11 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2015) [-]
i dont think it is
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User avatar #384 to #32 - strangesir (10/18/2015) [-]
The video where this is from is gr8e.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f50nRBIApo
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User avatar #38 to #11 - meatygoodness (10/17/2015) [-]
I respect your right to have an opinion.

Even if it's wrong.
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User avatar #209 to #11 - popcornqueen (10/18/2015) [-]
My favorite is pineapple pepperoni pizza.
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User avatar #298 to #209 - privatepumpanickel (10/18/2015) [-]
Veggie special for me.

i'm not even a vegetarian
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User avatar #108 to #11 - drainbamage (10/17/2015) [-]
"You're weak, your whole family is weak and you won't survive the winter."
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User avatar #301 to #11 - quoterox (10/18/2015) [-]
I love pineapple, I just can't stand it on pizza.

But enjoy your pizza.
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#159 to #11 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Yes, I like the cut of your cloth.
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#145 to #11 - empithree ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
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#446 to #11 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#447 to #446 - captainspankmonkey (11/06/2015) [-]
>Replying to a comment from weeks ago.
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User avatar #85 to #11 - talpss (10/17/2015) [-]
You're damn right it is.
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User avatar #237 to #11 - catburglarpenis (10/18/2015) [-]
Perhaps you should place your opinion in the wastebasket next to your waifu honey. We both know it's better this way.
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#66 to #11 - iexs (10/17/2015) [-]
I'll eat it if it's what's ordered, but I don't seek it out.
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#92 to #66 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/17/2015) [-]
I'll seek it out if I order 2 pizzas and one of them is pepperoni
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#147 to #141 - empithree ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
what are you? some faggottier copy of sperit?
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User avatar #148 to #147 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Floran has been here a while. He posts florans.
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#149 to #148 - empithree ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
as long as he doesn't ********
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User avatar #151 to #149 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I don't see him all that often, and when he posts, it's usually more or less relevant, not posting comments on each and every single content page to hoard thumbs and attention. He a cool guy, at least in my book. Partially because florans are the best race in starbound.
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#156 to #151 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
gracias
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User avatar #168 to #156 - braggaboom (10/18/2015) [-]
Trials in tainted space!
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#202 to #168 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
Dats right
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User avatar #381 to #202 - strangesir (10/18/2015) [-]
L-lewd!
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#392 to #390 - strangesir (10/18/2015) [-]


Wrong game/etc but I don't have anything really that ********
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#394 to #392 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
we need to go lewder.png
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#395 to #394 - strangesir (10/18/2015) [-]
B-but that's forbidden lewdness.bmg
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#412 to #395 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
the best kind
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User avatar #211 to #202 - braggaboom (10/18/2015) [-]
I think you may have just become my favorite themed account.
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User avatar #171 to #148 - greatgranpapy (10/18/2015) [-]
A what?
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#203 to #171 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
Starbound Floran Intro Lovely race of plant people from Starbound
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#256 to #147 - josuke ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Floran is acceptable.
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#150 to #147 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
I post florans and other plant creatures, not pokemons

you want me to bring the vacuum cleaner to take out all the sand from your vagina?
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User avatar #157 to #147 - Sperit (10/18/2015) [-]
he is older than me
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User avatar #158 to #157 - empithree ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
any average cod player is oloder than you.
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User avatar #305 to #157 - thegamepixel (10/18/2015) [-]
Then why are you blue and he's white?
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User avatar #324 to #305 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
omg pixel, you can't just ask people why they are white!
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User avatar #306 to #305 - Sperit (10/18/2015) [-]
u have kept my account since i started and he has made multiple
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#228 to #147 - thrifty (10/18/2015) [-]
Thinking a floran is gardevoir....
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#318 to #228 - floran (10/18/2015) [-]
Father, forgive him; for he do not know what he is doing
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User avatar #229 to #147 - CAPSEDDIE (10/18/2015) [-]
do you have a source on that image?
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#34 - mrcheekyface (10/17/2015) [-]
Not very clever, but I am proud to be the person who does the ****** edit for one of these.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - itsthetie [OP](10/17/2015) [-]
well, you were the first to do it this time, so that's definitely something
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#41 to #35 - mrcheekyface (10/17/2015) [-]
Keep up the brilliant comics, by the way! Always look forward to them!

And the inevitable ****** edits
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User avatar #44 to #41 - itsthetie [OP](10/17/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot man, I'll do my best! It's become a stable by now, it's like christmas tv specials. Same **** different day
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#13 - soule (10/17/2015) [-]
I love Hawaiian pizza. Red thumb me all you want. It will only enforce my hunger.
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#236 to #13 - supercookieduster ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
r those thumbprint jam cookies? bringin me back to my childhood
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#20 to #13 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
>>#17
FOR GOD'S SAKE , JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOUR TASTE IN CLOTHING AND HAIR WAS BAD , YOU SAY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD!
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User avatar #161 to #20 - soule (10/18/2015) [-]
I understood the kek, Tara.
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#222 to #161 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I love you too , if only i was asexual too...
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#140 to #20 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
bit of a misstep there huh mate?
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#223 to #140 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I DON'T WANT ANY SCANDALS , AIGHT?
GO **** POSE WITH HXHFAG YOU BUTTPIRATE!
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#308 to #307 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
fo **** hxhfag*
also you posted that b4
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#314 to #308 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
so? i love it and it fits
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#316 to #314 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
What ? Maniac's cock? I know you do scandafag
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#317 to #316 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
i walked RIGHT into that.
well ****
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#320 to #317 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
scandaloushxh
that's what you two are named as a couple
HA!
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#321 to #320 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
atleast i got someone.
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#322 to #321 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
LoL i have plenty of hoes
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#323 to #322 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
but no love....
its ok bby i still love you when you're ready to talk about this
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#336 to #323 - hxhmaniac (10/18/2015) [-]
what about me?
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#331 to #323 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I have plenty of that too, i just care less about it
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User avatar #309 to #308 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
go*
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#21 to #13 - kingdaniel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
That's called having a 'normal taste' if you think Hawaiian pizza isn't the **** than you're a ******* pleb.
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User avatar #65 to #13 - wtfduud (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm afraid to inform you that your opinion is wrong. You don't like Hawaiian pizza.
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User avatar #37 to #13 - itsthetie [OP](10/17/2015) [-]
I loathe pineapple on pizza, but that doesn't mean I don't respect your opinion burn in hell, you disgust me
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User avatar #51 to #37 - kingdaniel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
You know who also didn't like Pineapple on pizza?
The Nazi's....
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#160 to #37 - soule (10/18/2015) [-]
B-But Senpai...
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#210 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Limbo was considered a place that was as close to heaven as a human mind could possibly comprehend, a really nice place, it was as much as a reward as a punishment. The punishment part being that while it was a nice place, it was nothing compared to heaven.
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#23 - ldnelson (10/17/2015) [-]
A heathen is just one step away from a heretic. Always be alert.
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User avatar #116 to #23 - kristovsky (10/18/2015) [-]
I love 40K as much as the next guy, but cmon bro it's not needed here. Don't turn us into a cancerous *********** fandom.
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#125 - alphadolan ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't seem so bad I could live with that.
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#9 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
I like pineapple pizza
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User avatar #238 to #9 - catburglarpenis (10/18/2015) [-]
I have reviewed the facts and.. yup. That makes you a bad person. You'll get your frowney-face sticker in the male along with your "kick me" sign. You are to wear it at all times.
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#240 to #238 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
That's not a very nice thing to say. Have some pineapple, that might cheer you up
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User avatar #251 to #240 - catburglarpenis (10/18/2015) [-]
I learned that pineapple makes your semen taste better so I ate one little piece of pineapple once. It was hanging off some fruity drink at a gay bar my girlfriend had dragged me to. Her gay friend wildly exclaimed about said fact and asked if he could then try out my now pineapple sweetened semen. I said he could not, and the argument back and forth from him, me and my girlfriend ensued. She saw no harm in it. We dropped the subject but it kept coming up time and again in conversation as they prodded me with drinks. Before long I was helpless to stop whatever they had planned. Her friend said "Alright, get up. We're doing this whether you like it or not."

He half walked, half dragged me to the bathroom where my girlfriend was waiting, arms crossed and watching. He pulled down my pants and expertly jerks and prodded my penis and anus in a technique I'd never seen before but felt good (from what I could feel at the moment). I could do nothing to stop what was essentially rape at this point as I exploded in his mouth. He looked at my girlfriend and winced "It doesn't taste that much different."

She shrugged. "Maybe if he ate even more pineapple?"

A voice piped up behind him "Let me try!" another man entered the small bathroom and held out his tongue. "I've already swallowed" her gay friend stated. "Dave!" the man replied. "Now I've gotta suck it out if him somehow too!" Dave said "Hold on, you get started, I'll go grab more pineapple!"

As he opened the door, I could see a line forming outside. So many people wanted to try pineapple flavored semen, all from my penis. They jerked me over and over. I was crying, throwing up, telling them to stop, all while they were force-feeding me more pineapple. I came so many times, their technique was perfect, how could I not? I didn't want this. I didn't want any of this.

That's why I don't like pineapple to this day. I never thought I'd tell that story to anyone, but there you have it. I have my reasons. I have my good, good reasons.

Good God let's hope no one thinks this is a real story. How did I even come up with this? I should ghost-write Chuck Palahniuk books.
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#265 to #251 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Damn, thats a damn good story! I almost believed you, up until the thing happened....
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User avatar #328 to #265 - hotrodcow (10/18/2015) [-]
I stopped believing when his girlfriend dragged him to a gay bar for her friend.
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#90 to #9 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Does it have special korean sauce on it delly? what should i call you??
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#93 to #90 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
Ofcourse! In korea everthing has special korean sauce on it! That is what makes us into mighty fearless warriors! You should call me ... awesome
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#95 to #93 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Of course*
Do these warrors know how to blow?
awesome-chan! DAISUKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
I learned that from a korean cartoon
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#96 to #95 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
warriors*
They sure do! They can even use telekinesis as you can see here!
Awesome! I don't know any korean ;p
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#118 to #96 - bluslenderman (10/18/2015) [-]
She's using her stand to kick the other one's ass
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#216 to #96 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
No*
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
N-NAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???
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#266 to #216 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Not only that, we can also use the force! Sarang heayo!!!!
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#267 to #266 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
F-Force choke this dick then ! Ha! U wot m8?
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#268 to #267 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Im sure i can do more then just force choking it! it means "I love you" in korean (i hope)
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#269 to #268 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Prove it ! I checked it out , apparently it means '' PUMP MY YELLOW PUSI WITH YOUR SUPERIOR WHITE SEMEN MY MASTER" but it's alright
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#273 to #269 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Sure i'll come over and prove it to you! I don't see any difference ;)
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#276 to #273 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Korea pls O-OH MY!
Awesome , I like you A LOT LOT LOT LOT
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#279 to #276 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Prove to me you got what it takes to take on me!~ whenever and where ever you want hot stuff!
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#280 to #279 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
DID YOU JUST SLAP ME? LEARN TO TAKE IT BACK PING-LING!
Now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
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#382 to #280 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Did you just call me a ping-ling? You better watch out laddy because im trained in some real ******* deadly forms of marshall arts!
<--- This is me 15 years ago, since then i've only grown stronger and deadlier!
Ooh, you're a poet too! You're so sweet
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#386 to #382 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
pssssssssh more like 15 DAYS ago
Then i want to give you diabetes ;)
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#387 to #386 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
That's still stronger then you will ever get to be!
plz no, i need my skinny korean looks
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#389 to #387 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Oh yeah ? Let's wrestle then you Krazy Korean Kunt !
I will pump you with so much semen that your grandchildren's children will get pregnant!
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#393 to #389 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
I'll put you down with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back and both legs in my neck! oh baby yes, please give it to me!
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#401 to #393 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
noice beeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
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#404 to #401 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
thanks
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#405 to #9 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
NO PRO BLE M I SAID ******* BEG IF YOU WANT THIS DONG INSIDE YOUR FILTHY CHINK-PUSI!
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#408 to #405 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
Im sure youll be happy with this


Watching the SPL now
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#411 to #408 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Seen it
spl? special paralympics live?
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#415 to #411 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
awesome!

The Smite Pro League, you know smite right?
lol, forget to send the reply....
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#416 to #415 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
y-you too.........
yeah but...... why not play it instead?
lol silly chiiiiiink
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#419 to #416 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
thanks honey
I do play it too, and it's on the top level, and you can also get better at the game by watching it
im so silly sometimes
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#425 to #419 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
no problem flower
no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay [/spoiler
[spoiler] silly enough to sleep with meeeeeeeeeee ?
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#17 to #9 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I should be more forgiving and all , but WHY ? LIKE IT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING GOOD TO THE TASTE! IT RUINS IT MORE THAN IMPROVING IT!!!
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#22 to #17 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
Because it adds a lot of goodness to a pizza! It's sweet and fresh, ideal for when the weather is hot!
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#24 to #22 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
B-But the fruity taste of the pineapple doesn't have any place with the meat and vegetables of the pizza! AFTERDELETE PLS
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#27 to #24 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
Well you can't run pineapple with everything, but it is good in it's own right! Just eat a pizza with ham and pineapple with a bit of cheese that is not too salty. You'll love it! And before i forget the juiciness the pineapple adds to the pizza is unmatched!
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#28 to #27 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I bet you'd taste good if i tenderized you with pineapple.
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#36 to #28 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
You can tenderize me all you want big boy
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#39 to #36 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Can your silky-smooth skin handle it sweetie? Coz I won't go easy I'll turn you into a Korean Barbecue
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#45 to #39 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
Bring it on, you won't stand a chance! I love you too sweetie
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#62 to #45 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Au contraire! D-Don't ruuuuuush iiiiiiiiiitttttttt
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#67 to #62 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
You really want to witness the full force of my punch?! Im sorry sweetie, am i going too fast again
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#69 to #67 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
<---------- Y-Yeah , slow down and let me FEEL you , you know what i'm sayin'?
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#70 to #69 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
I'll slow down for you, but only because i love you so much!
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#73 to #70 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Now , how 'bout i rub some of this on you?
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#76 to #73 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
Please be gentle
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#78 to #76 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
That word ain't in my dicktionary baby
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#81 to #78 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
I have noticed yeah
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#82 to #81 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
B-But I-I.... I'LL BECOME A GENTLEMAN JUST FOR YOU!
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#83 to #82 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
I might just give you my special treatment then
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#84 to #83 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
S-Special T-Treatment?
W-Well i guess i deserve it , my momma always said i'm special!
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#89 to #84 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
Here is your special pineapple pizza! (just noticed i had this in my folder the whole time )
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#86 to #27 - zzombiee (10/17/2015) [-]
I don't like pineapple, even by itself
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User avatar #235 to #27 - capricore (10/18/2015) [-]
Pineapple ruins everything with is sweetness!Almost impossible to have already made chicken stuff without fcking pineapple ******* it all up.

**** you all pineapple lovers!
You ruin almost every damn pizza/salad adding that horrible thing to the ingredients!
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#239 to #235 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
b..but pineapple works great with all these things you just named! The people that made those things probably messed up the amounts used. Or you might just don't like pineapple, which is okay.
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User avatar #241 to #239 - capricore (10/18/2015) [-]
I have a childhood memory being exited to taste pineapple.
Only to start hating it's bitter sweetness.

And all amounts of pineapple messes up the food.
Enjoy your pineapple you "ruin the taste of all meat/cheese/etc with a surge of horrible sweetness.
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#242 to #241 - afterdelete (10/18/2015) [-]
I see you have a good reason to not like pineapple, it's always annoying to not like something you liked before. I imagine this being you eating pineapple.
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User avatar #31 to #27 - scarredwolf (10/17/2015) [-]
Sadly inlike my cheese strong/ salty so i dout id enjoy pineapple, but now i see what others could see in it
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#43 to #31 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
You should definitely try it! Maybe you'll love it! But one quick tip, you shouldn't add too much pineapple (if you have control over it), otherwise itll you'll be better off by just putting a pineapple in the oven.
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User avatar #46 to #43 - scarredwolf (10/17/2015) [-]
Thank you based pineapple god
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User avatar #48 to #46 - afterdelete (10/17/2015) [-]
My pleasure mere human
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User avatar #26 to #24 - shadowknife (10/17/2015) [-]
cooking meats with pineapple is quite common. the enzymes in the pineapple help tenderize meat. also apple sauce is quite normal with porkchops for example
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#30 to #26 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Cheers for the tip mate
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#68 to #17 - iexs (10/17/2015) [-]
The faces they make when you knife make me really sad.
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#71 to #68 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Just never look them in the eye....
Simon and Garfunkel are amazing
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User avatar #74 to #71 - iexs (10/17/2015) [-]
this made me cry a little first time i saw it

Battlefield 3: Hello Darkness My Old Friend.
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#1 - kingdaniel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
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#4 to #1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
**** you faggot
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User avatar #16 to #4 - kingdaniel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
thanks
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#184 to #16 - Eichimaru ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image** a "y-you too........ please respond..." would've also been acceptable
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User avatar #5 - whyheloitisijimble (10/17/2015) [-]
Oh heck where does go if do scientific
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User avatar #135 to #5 - zionsype (10/18/2015) [-]
thankven
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User avatar #284 - vikingontour (10/18/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I actually like pineapple
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#72 - ygdosst (10/17/2015) [-]
>All these people in the comments saying they like Pinapple on their pizza.

Enjoy your undercooked pizza, or overcooked pineapple. Or worse, both. It's the food of Limbo for a reason.
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User avatar #174 - tittylovin (10/18/2015) [-]
>Nice old lady
>pretty comfy looking chairs
>best pizza
Literally no downsides. Can't wait to die.
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#304 - portugueseguy (10/18/2015) [-]
I think I might have gone a little overboard with the racism.
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#333 to #304 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Beautiful .
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