"And remember that time you got wasted and knocked up that one chick..."
"Dude, she was still a virgin. It's all cool."
"Your son got crucified!"
"He's not my son until the test results say so."
"He had to crash at my place until he was resurrected!"
"It was just for the weekend. What are you complaining about?"
"He ate my guacamole!"
"Oh, for my sake! It's just complaint after complaint with you isn't it, Lucy?"