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Now I Actually Want To Go To Hell
You know you do too.
According to almost every
religion, homosexuals, also
people who use drugs, too
much alcohol or people who
committed suicide, gob he' ll,-
Here is the short list of them.
Janis Joplin
Drug overdose
John Bonham
Alcohol overdose
Freddie Mercury
Homosexual
imi Hendrix
Drug overdose
I'll. Jim Morrison
Drug overdose
Next Station
HELL
religion, homosexuals, also
people who use drugs, too
much alcohol or people who
committed suicide, gob he' ll,-
Here is the short list of them.
Janis Joplin
Drug overdose
John Bonham
Alcohol overdose
Freddie Mercury
Homosexual
imi Hendrix
Drug overdose
I'll. Jim Morrison
Drug overdose
Next Station
HELL
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People quite obviously don't understand the point of Christianity.
The whole point of Jesus dying was that God knew that humans weren't going to stop sinning and committing acts like the ones in this post. The point of Jesus dying was that he was forgiving us for every sin we'd ever committed or ever will commit. The only thing a person needs to do to get into Heaven is accept Jesus as the savior.
I'm not saying you need to believe what I'm saying, I'm just telling you what the bible actually says.
The whole point of Jesus dying was that God knew that humans weren't going to stop sinning and committing acts like the ones in this post. The point of Jesus dying was that he was forgiving us for every sin we'd ever committed or ever will commit. The only thing a person needs to do to get into Heaven is accept Jesus as the savior.
I'm not saying you need to believe what I'm saying, I'm just telling you what the bible actually says.
Its not that simple, I honestly believe no one can judge what will happen to another. I believe that God is the only one who truly knows your intentions and everything that happened to you in life. Its not clear cut.
#54
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N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
these people are in hell! I should be in hell, too!
these people are cutting off their limbs! I should cut off my limbs, too!
Seriously, OP?
these people are cutting off their limbs! I should cut off my limbs, too!
Seriously, OP?
#21
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iaskedalexandria (07/20/2012) [-]
I'm okay with going to that hell you guys are talking about. Jim would probably make good company too. Also, look at those glorious locks.
#17
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N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [-]
it seems to me a lot of people have never read the new testament if your referring to Christianity. most people leave out the whole forgiveness thing.
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N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
References the bible, leaves out the torture part.
#19
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ireclamation (07/20/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
jimi hendrix didn't die of an overdose, he just got really drunk and passed out, then threw up and choked to death on his own puke. so if he would of fallen asleep on his stomach instead of his back he'd probably stilll be alive maybe