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answering general and specified questions
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pm me for a list of guides on how to do this

Veelox and Astral Projection
Pt. 1 How to begin astral Projection
Pt. 2 What are Sigils
Pt. 3 Demons and Posession
Pt. 4 Weapons and armor
Pt. 5 Guides and mentors
Veelox Sigils
Pt. 1 How to begin astral projection by Sophia.
sure that you' re really tired. Though, it could work if you' re not that tired.
down in bed, find a comfortable position (that could take you 5 minutes, or
however long it takes to find a comfortable position)
on keeping your mind awake. We' re aiming to put your body in sleep paralysis,
so that you can successfully get your soul from your body.
will begin to feel twitches, maybe itches, you will find the urge to turn over, to
move, but this is your brain sending messages to your body, to see if your body is
asleep.
GGNORE ALL OF THESE
focus on breathing, maybe think of your day, or what you' re going to do in Veelox.
This could take 20 minutes, or even an hour, to enter the vibrational stage.
STAGE.
will feel shocks going thru your body, otherwise known as vibrations. These are
completely normal, ignore them.
this point you may start to hallucinate. You' ll hear voices and noises, and you' ll feel
weights on your body.
is normal.
for these sounds/ hallucinations to stop.
breathing.
on seperating your soul out of your body.
immagine yourself floating out of your body.
may fail at first, but this is to be expected.
you have done this, open your eyes.
to the astral world.
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Pt. 2 What Are Sigils?
A Sigil is a basic picture or pattern one focusses on to help navigate them
through the Astral Plane. You can write the Veelox symbol on any part of your
body and when you are Astrally Projecting, focus on that Sigil and it will
teleport" you to Veelox. The sigil for veelox is located at the top of this
informational.
Pt. 3 Demons and Possesion.
Many people have expressed a fear of demonic possesion when travelling
through the Astral Plane but in reality, you are as likely to get posessed here. In
the Astral Plane it is very easy to avoid demons. STAY OUT OF THE MISTY
FOREST! If you do end up having to deal with a demon it' s all about willpower
and imagination. Which brings me to part 4
Pt. 4 Weapons and Armor.
In the Astral Plane it' s all about will power and your imagination so if you want
to defeat something negative you can just imagine a weapon or armor to defend
yourself. The weapon and armor does not do anything it' s really your mind. If
you' re imagining you' re roasting a demon with a flamethrower it' s not the
flamethrower that' s doing anything. The flame thrower is just a medium for your
energy.
Pt. 5 Guides
As far as I know the only guides/ mentors are:
Sophia
William
As For me I' m Sam and I' m just absorbing the information laid out for me. I will
frequently update this as this is only version 1. Have fun guys and gals.
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User avatar #11 - twilightsparkleftw (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I want to try it but then I don't want to be completely ****** up and have a terrible dream that I can't wake up from. So I'll pass.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - theugandanhero (04/29/2012) [-]
It's quite the experience, isn't it?
#42 - bizarredread (05/02/2012) [-]
Will try tonight.
User avatar #40 - ihaveupsyndrome (05/01/2012) [-]
How do you wake up though?
User avatar #39 - eightminutes (05/01/2012) [-]
aqward moment when im one of the mentors
User avatar #38 - chunkapuff (04/30/2012) [-]
Sleep paralysis has happened to me more times than I'd have ever wanted. I used to experience it all the time when I was young, and I'll never forget it. A crushing weight on my body, heavy breathing, and something trying to smother me was the most common scenario I encountered. The absolute helplessness and fear I experienced from these episodes is something I don't think I could justly describe with words. I consider myself a pretty level-headed and brave man, but this kind of stuff scares the **** out of me.
User avatar #31 - SaugusCent (04/28/2012) [-]
So you want me to put myself in sleep paralysis to do this?

Screw that, I feel pain in my dreams, and sleep paralysis is scary as **** .
#17 - MrTacos (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma try this...bitch better not lie to me!
Imma try this...bitch better not lie to me!
User avatar #16 - melbtrev (04/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how do we know if we're actually in the astral plane or just dreaming? is it supposed to look like something or is different for everyone?
User avatar #9 - mayplo (04/27/2012) [-]
bitch please, it takes me all night to find a comfy position, and then when I wake up I have to get out of it.
#3 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
kind of wanting to try it.
#1 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wait...

Guys

SO

Heaven and hell...

are just mass astral projections?
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