things that i hate

I was thinking about going this year but the lineup just doesn't compare in my head compared to last year. Decided to go see Offspring w/ Sublime instead.

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#312 to #5 - downwiththesicknes (08/04/2012) [-]

One of my favorite songs and bands, and also witty, clever and humorous, thumb for you

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#205 - kingpongthedon (08/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)

You know you can break a cookie in half, right? They're not exactly known for their structural integrity.

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#533 to #205 - biggieboy (08/04/2012) [-]

nad lose crumbles in the milk? for shame

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#571 to #533 - biggieboy (08/04/2012) [-]

Yes i said nad. not changing it. deal with it

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#1010 to #533 - radioactivemilk (08/07/2012) [-]

Yurr general is in GRAVE DANGER my Rord!

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#213 to #205 - thekeldog (08/04/2012) [-]

thumb for useing big words!

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#313 to #213 - downwiththesicknes (08/04/2012) [-]

Using...

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#627 to #313 - ericbeagles (08/04/2012) [-]

I love your username

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#675 to #627 - downwiththesicknes (08/04/2012) [-]

Thank you

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#30 - dinokalz (08/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#39 to #30 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]

you could just put the milk in a bowl, its much easier to dunk into

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#722 to #30 - hrstg (08/04/2012) [-]

looks like its gonna kill itself by drowing

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#297 to #94 - watsupguise **User deleted account** (08/04/2012) [-]

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#535 - alucord (08/04/2012) [-]

Meanwhile in Africa...

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#824 - spideymanrules **User deleted account** (08/04/2012) [-]

Things I hate.

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#678 - pinkxxpotatoes (08/04/2012) [-]

that cookie...

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#596 - mathcow (08/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Story time, motherfuckers

Summer time
Hot as fuck
Decide to sleep in basement
Wake up in middle of night
Need to take piss
See something bolt across the floor
One of those fuckers in the picture
nope.jpg
Not pissing
Move to other couch in other room
Giant ass spider
areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
Bash it with chair
Miss
Dashes around like lightning
I've had enough of this shit
Decide to go back upstairs and tank the heat
Halfway up
BAM, another one of these fucking centipedes chilling on the stairs
Fuck you

Also, don't enlarge the image

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#603 to #596 - mrflugafluga (08/04/2012) [-]

you wrote don't enlarge
but for some fucking reason i still enlarged it
WHY THE FUCK DID I ENLARGE IT

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#607 to #596 - symbiotictemplar (08/04/2012) [-]

I was in South America visiting my dads family, and when I was sitting on a bench, a large, 1 1/2 long Jungle Centipede started crawling towards my arm. Also, When I had my back against a wall, a large leafy praying mantis started crawling on my head. I ran yelling NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE all throught Bartica that day.

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#602 to #596 - N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at MFW I'm on Facebook ** mfw 30 legs da fukk and ya i enlarged it ow why, i should have listened

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#600 to #596 - N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]

You should move out of Australia

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#260 - nutmegkitty (08/04/2012) [+] (15 replies)

THESE. At around 3 am recently, I got up to piss and thought I saw something on the ceiling, then felt something fall into my lap. I silently flailed until I felt like it was gone then got up to wash my hands and felt a tickle on my arm. I had another mini heart attack and silent flail and saw one of these fuckers had fallen off my arm into the sink. I want every last one of these satan spawn to burn.

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#290 to #260 - connorsg (08/04/2012) [-]

i had a similar situation with the ear twig bugs or whatever they are called, with the pincers on their butts. one was in my shoe....put the shoe on, felt something crawling around in shoe....took it off, flipped shoe over....bug falls out......all of my NOPE, mfw

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#293 to #290 - nutmegkitty (08/04/2012) [-]

Oh yeah earwigs! Those are awful too but easier to catch to kill.

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#282 to #260 - theuntitledmeme (08/04/2012) [-]

BY THE NINE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT VILE CREATURE?

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#283 to #282 - nutmegkitty (08/04/2012) [-]

Technically a house centipede but I think they're the spawn of the devil.

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#328 to #282 - fluffythetrashcan (08/04/2012) [-]

A FUCKING SILVER FISH FUCKERS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN

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#278 to #260 - mikenite (08/04/2012) [-]

Well..time to sound dumb,
what are those?

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#279 to #278 - nutmegkitty (08/04/2012) [-]

Don't worry I hadn't heard of them until I saw one at my aunt's and then looked them up. They're house centipedes. I don't think they even bite but they seem to enjoy making people miserable.

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#280 to #278 - welshdrag (08/04/2012) [-]

Earwigs

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#800 to #260 - ninjaretoast (08/04/2012) [-]

Where do these spawn?
I live in Texas, do they spawn here?

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#1005 to #800 - nutmegkitty (08/05/2012) [-]

No idea- I'm in Illinois. They seem evil enough to be everywhere though.

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#265 to #260 - blacknmild (08/04/2012) [-]

please tell me the reason you were sitting down to pee is because your a girl..

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#267 to #265 - nutmegkitty (08/04/2012) [-]

Yep.

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#270 to #267 - blacknmild (08/04/2012) [-]

thank jesus.

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#271 to #270 - nutmegkitty (08/04/2012) [-]

Haha.

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#66 - Sammael (08/04/2012) [-]

SenorButtPlug

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#969 - jhath (08/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Even the cookie looks sad that he doesn't fit.

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#986 to #969 - pinkxxpotatoes (08/04/2012) [-]

i noticed this

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#601 - yunorepost (08/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)

I hate when people repost whole comps and change the words to make it seem like OC.

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#624 to #601 - kanodean (08/04/2012) [-]

what, did the original poster use the word "that" a hundred times instead of "this"?

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#1027 to #624 - yunorepost (12/28/2012) [-]

I was revisiting this comment and it saddens me that I failed to realize how witty your comment was. even though you most defiantly won't read this.

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#1030 to #1027 - kanodean (01/03/2013) [-]

thanks. I have my witty moments. and I think the sadder part is that I had the time and boredom to come see this

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#1028 to #1027 - defiantly (12/28/2012) [-]

You probably meant to use "definitely".

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#1029 to #1028 - yunorepost (01/02/2013) [-]

lol yes.

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#1004 to #624 - yunorepost (08/05/2012) [-]

He actually described the situations ya know?

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#646 - wilddittoappears (08/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

didn't see the other pics, cause this cookie face made me laugh for like 2 hours

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#650 to #646 - joshofsouls (08/04/2012) [-]

I can just imagine it's face as the person begins to lower it to the cup, like...
"OH BOY! OHBOYOHBOY!! I'm gonna get dunked in milk! Yaaaa- Oh.. awwww..."

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#651 to #650 - wilddittoappears (08/04/2012) [-]

haha exactly what i thought

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#322 - qazzuiop (08/04/2012) [-]

ALL MY RAGE GOES TO THOSE THINGS.

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#31 - azroth (08/03/2012) [-]

Damn these first world problems, why are we so unlucky

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#816 - oldfunnymemories (08/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**oldfunnymemories rolled a random image posted in comment #27264 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** what i hate

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#835 to #816 - charlienash (08/04/2012) [-]

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#44 - cjftwlol (08/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Things we all FJ doesn't hate:
SenorButtPlug
Her
fucktheniggers

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#53 to #44 - sweeneyswaiting (08/04/2012) [-]

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#286 to #53 - definiteperfection (08/04/2012) [-]

a thumb for you for having a user name referring to my favorite musical!

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#287 to #286 - sweeneyswaiting (08/04/2012) [-]

it is my favorite musical as well!

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#125 to #53 - bobcoolz (08/04/2012) [-]

He's referencing jackfilms, one of my favorite youtubers.

Here's a link to his work www.youtube.com/watch?v=TotwJWWkVNI

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#158 to #125 - sweeneyswaiting (08/04/2012) [-]

One of my favorites as well!

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#804 - N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]

Faggot
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#26 - schutzstaffel **User deleted account** (08/03/2012) [-]

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