ssshhhhhhhhhit!!!. Zoo time is she and you time The mammals are your fav'right type You'd better want her tonight. Heart beat Increasing heart beat You hear the
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ssshhhhhhhhhit!!!

Zoo time is she and you time
The mammals are your fav'right type
You'd better want her tonight.
Heart beat
Increasing heart beat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos
Elephants and tacky tigers.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave.
Flying
Domestic flying
And when the stewlrdess is near
Do not show any fear.
Heart beat
Increasing heart beat
You are a khaki-coloured bombadier
It's Hiroshima that you're nearing.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us

Daily except for Sunday
You dawdle into the cafe
Where you meet her each day.
Heart beat
Increasing heart beat
As twenty cannibals have hold of you
They need their protein just like you do.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us

Shower
Another shower
You've got to look your best for her
And be clean ev'rywhere.
Heart beat
Increasing heart beat
The rain is pouring on the foreign town
The bullets cannot cut you down.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us

Census
The latest census
There'll be more girls who live in town
Though not enough to go round.
Heart beat
Increasing heart beat
You know that:
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
I ain't gonna leave

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#28 - karkazar (03/19/2013) [-]
but in order to do that, you have to set it up and deal with 50 spiders..
User avatar #13 - joshofsouls ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why not just stomp on all the cups to make sure?
#51 - divinecreator (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stomp on every cup till each spider is kill. i win every time. 						****					 your game.
stomp on every cup till each spider is kill. i win every time. **** your game.
User avatar #24 - andrewjla (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Joke's on you, I'm really good at minesweeper
#8 - VICTORx (03/19/2013) [-]
this is pretty ****** up
but if its not my house, im haulin ass directly to the door, you can clean up all the goddamn spiders yourself
User avatar #3 - maxismahname (03/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
actually this relies on luck, minesweeper actually relies on skill, this is just cruel
#5 to #3 - talvash (03/19/2013) [-]
it's exactly the same as minesweeper, just with the spiders instead of the mines
#58 - zenok (03/19/2013) [-]
I guess someone decided to do it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfopTKZYQKk
#1 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
This would be wrong, morally wrong.
User avatar #48 - moldybreadcrumb (03/19/2013) [-]
I'd much rather just dump all the spiders in the ******** room and laugh
User avatar #39 - thedarkestrogue (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My girlfriend is deathly afraid of spiders.
I now have a new goal.
User avatar #53 to #39 - waffies ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
become single at breakneck speed
#27 - ehzio (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh God what the 						****					 and other novelty items. this is beyond wrong
Oh God what the **** and other novelty items. this is beyond wrong
#12 - critique (03/19/2013) [-]
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#54 - waffies ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
The real trick is to stick the key to the door under an "8" square, so they have to finish to be sure they're done
The real trick is to stick the key to the door under an "8" square, so they have to finish to be sure they're done
User avatar #20 - hellvor (03/19/2013) [-]
You do realize that the person is probably just gonna walk straight through all the cups
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The funniest part would be them lifting a cup to find a spider, then screaming in fear and jumping back, knocking over a dozen other cups with spiders in them, then knocking over more till the entire room is covered in spiders, they flip out, run outside, and you tell them they have about a dozen spiders on them so they strip out of their clothes

Funny if they're a guy

Hot if they're a girl
User avatar #59 to #55 - ottoboys ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
meanwhile in australia
#50 - deezknuts (03/19/2013) [-]
The solution is actually really simple.   
   
Since the cups are not square, but rather circular, there is available space for movement of the cups with a given amount of allowed area of the playing field (the bedroom)   
   
Just slide the cups to the side without lifting them and clear a path to the door, then burn that 						************					 down
The solution is actually really simple.

Since the cups are not square, but rather circular, there is available space for movement of the cups with a given amount of allowed area of the playing field (the bedroom)

Just slide the cups to the side without lifting them and clear a path to the door, then burn that ************ down
#41 - falcke (03/19/2013) [-]
Depending on the size of the spiders, wouldn't it just be that simple to not touch the moving cups?
Depending on the size of the spiders, wouldn't it just be that simple to not touch the moving cups?
#60 - DangerToManifold (03/19/2013) [-]
when i wake up hungover spiders can just **** off and go about their business, i need Vit C and masturbation.
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