so close to having zombies

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

yes.

Yeah probably... Hey don't go swimming if you ever come here. Too many tourists die drowning xD They've even stopped putting it on the news

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I suggest Queensland then. Lots of ways to kill yourself there

Ahriman, however, is not the personification of evil, its Angra Mainyu

But Ahriman is the dark half of the duality of himself and Ahura Mazda. I might be wrong, but this is what I was taught in my mythology class.

You consider shooting sacks of dead flesh that are trying to eat you humane? Can't tell if tard or not.derpeg

its inhumane derp. quick example. your so busy shooting up zombie invaders that u dont notice your sister/mother/father/etc gets infected and comes after u. u now have to shoot kill a family member to survive. enjoy that scarring moment

I did derp meant inhumane. I'm sorry but as soon as someone becomes murderous and wants to savagely rip my stomach open, I listen to my non-retarded instincts for survival and actually fight back. Ignore your retarded emotions and stay alive.

no one can change their emotions so irrationally like that. we're all human. one second your father (whom you've grown up with and raised u and shared every moment of ur life with) fights side by side then another second he's trying to kill u. i HIGHLY doubt u be able to push your entire life with this man who raised u aside and pull the trigger in a split second. it doesnt work like that. u may think u are cold-heartedly bad ass for wanting to survive by shooting ur infested loved ones but u arnt. no one could make that kind of decision so irrationally.

I literally don't have a shit to give about a zombie apocalypse because it most likely won't happen and if it does then I'm offing myself. But the fact that you think us humans have brain bonds that are made of fucking steel and can't break that (because they're about to fucking die) pisses me off. Kids kill their fucking parents all the time, granted they may be insane but it's not mentally fucking impossible. ALSO, inhumane? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT INHUMANE? You're evolving and learning to survive like a fucking smart race would do. If you sit there and hurr durr over killing a dead bag of flesh that looks like your father for more than a second then you deserve to die. YES, there may be fucking tears but everyone gets over shit eventually. Oh yea, that's the most inhumane thing to do? What about starving and beating animals? That not all that inhumane kid? No. A zombie wants to fucking kill you, a dog wants to love you. Re-think your morals and ethics kid. A zombie is no longer human, it doesn't think, it wants to kill and eat their own kind savagely. P.S are you failing your english class? Your grammar breaks my heart.

u have no concept of ethics and morality kid. if u are that one acception that is more than willing to kill someone in your life so easily with no hesitation (even if they are trying to harm u despite the emotional bonds u have) then u have alot of growing up to do. u need the biggest reality check kid. someone who thinks killing their parents or beating/starving animals isnt inhumane needs to be shot between the eyes. no one 'evolves' as quickly as u depict. unless u are a heartless cancerous human being which your post CLEARLY makes u out to be. hope u end up dead by the hands of ur loved ones.

have a nice day now :)

You're an idiot and completely missed my point and I'm done arguing with quite honestly the biggest tard to act like he knows god damn everything. Please, for the sake of the world, just off yourself. If not that never reproduce because your kids will inherit your downy genes or something (lolwhatdoiknowimnotageneticist).

so here are some steps on improving your 'tarded self:

1. Learn how to fucking read, you missed my point entirely about the animals
2. Learn to try and understand the other side of the argument instead of having the "I'm right and only I'm right" outlook the entire time
3. Stop acting like you know someone from a few sentences on a LOL site (overall I've gotten that you're delusional and ignorant from the shit you've been spewing on here but I'm not one to quickly judge)
4. Quit acting like the world needs to be all fucking sunshine-and-lollipops, sometimes you have to be a bit cold to make it out there.
5. If you fail to go through with steps 1,2,3, and 4...like I said earlier...off yourself, either that or just never reproduce and become a hermit

now shut the fuck up and enjoy the lawlsite and commence lurking.

so you, mr. Iamanadult.. find and get a job for what reason? to spend that hard earned money in some shit you don't need, in children that you'll ask nothing in return for taking care of them, spend in some wife that most likely will cheat on you and finally take to the grave fucking nothing?

well, guess what, at least with the zombie plague you can be sure that you'll take some of those undead fuckers to hell with you, and also you'll be able to save someone from that fate.. it'll be fun trust me ;)

see, thats a very negative and dark answer to this conflict. im guessing uve already given up on people to an extent as u no longer care for getting ahead in life with a job and money, think your wife will cheat on u, and a kid that u think will grow up to be pretty much a bastard. i dont give up on life so easily and i dont think getting taken out by zombies is considered 'fun'.

working is not fun, but someone has to do it anyways.. and just for the record, i have a job, the problem is that, maybe not, but what if you have to face that kind of desicions? if you had the chance to take a life to save a few? what then?

u arnt looking at the facts tho. as i mentioned to other people posting in this thread, there are about 15 zombies to every 1 human. so u take a chance to take a life to save a few for maybe a day or two. u arnt really saving anyone now are u? there are huge strengths in numbers and the likeliness of someone surviving is way less than what movies portray. i also have a job. a shitty one at that. but im going to school for engineering so i can earn my money and retire early to do everything in life i wanted to do and die peacefully the way i want to die instead of a zombie's rabid bite to the neck as im laying there choking on blood and my esophagus awaiting death.

so the question is, if this happens... i just sit and do shit about it? or just shot myself?

i understand your point of view, and i think that everyone chances are less than 1% but if by any chance i have to save someone, for one day, one hour, you can be sure, I'll do anything in my power to do it. but in the mean time, i have to eat, raise my 1 yr old son, and forget the fact that my wife is doing some extra time at work.. lol

the logical thing to do would be to end it on your terms. u really wanna take the chance and die like i mentioned? would u honestly rather have a zombie apocalypse instead of no zombie apocalypse?

i think life is one of the most precious gifts we have, as humans is our duty to protect life at any cost, to ensure life for everyone, but i dare to say that, as a father, i put my son's life before every single one of you guys, even my own, so if i never have to face the decision of fighting to protect my son's life, I'll be more than happy to follow the rules and die alone, knowing that i raised my son, the best way i could.

im not asking about defending loved ones. thats a very logical approach that u want to defend them. but do u prefer a zombie apocalypse over never having a zombie apocalypse. and if u had the choice would u have one. does this idea of having a zombie apocalypse still interest and excite u knowing that u will have to defend a your son's (still a baby) life with really no chance of survival versus never wanting a zombie apocalypse in the first place?

now that you mention it, i would like to join something like that, but the truth is, i don't want something like that to happen, so you win this time..

we'll met again at the zombie apocalypse, when my son is old enough to fight for himself and the lives of his loved ones.. because I'll be old and probably just a dead weight,

thats what bugs me. maybe not u. but kids who dont understand the repercussions of such an event thinking its 'cool' or something. but its actually a serious topic that would most likely backfire. also, the topic has been WAY overrated. every other movie is about zombies, people always bringing it up in FJ. its just old and immature to me.

as a kid i thought vampires were cool and even awesome, i even wanted to be one myself but after the "vampire prostitution" wave, i started to feel grossed out by vampires..
i still like Dracula by Bram Stoker, and Nosferatu the Vampire.

so i get your point..


NO FUCKING VAMPIRE SHOULD SPARKLE AT THE SUNLIGHT FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

Anyways, we are for the lulz..

they're not our loved ones anymore, they're zombies. you're not a persone anymore, you're a zombie. people not only want zombies because the concept is cool, but they like the benefits of the consequence free vio;ence that comes with it. plus, there's a certain romance to the prospect of it being you and maybe a small group of friends/loved ones, kiling zombies, eking out an existance and getting into trouble, not having to be responsible for anything but your survival

do they realize just how many dead people there are on the planet? and 'small group' of survivors wouldnt last more than a couple days. surviving an apocalypse like that doesnt happen like it does in the movies, its way worse. thats why its an apocalypse, there are no happy endings. its like saying i would rather shoot some stuff and die soon after. no thanks, i prefer life than getting some sick obsession out of my system

thing is, zombies, by their very nature, aren't the smartest things in the world, so it would be possible to outsmart them in some way and stall out the apocalypse.

stalling doesnt mean surviving. within at least a year there would be no living humans on the planet. the zombies would probably also die off from lack of nutrition once the humans are wiped out. outsmarting isnt an issue when the zombies outnumber you about 15 to 1.

it allows for a couple things:

1.It helps with the human need to kill. I would never harm a human being, animal, etc, unless it was necessary. How ever, i have spasms where i see someone abusive/ drug deal or gangmember, etc. and the only reason i'm not bludgeoning them for destroying the lives of others is because there are laws that prevent me



2. all of the stupid, weak, greedy, evil, crazy, people would be eliminated.

Money would become useless, and those who cannot survive on thier own won't. Population would go down, and eventually those left standing would take care of the infestation.

you guys must have watched all of the movies with 'good' endings. it doesnt happen like that. infestations like this are unreal and will take people by surprise. there are WAY more dead people than alive. NO ONE would survive and we would all be massacred in the worst way possible giving the average human maybe a couple days top to 'get the killing out of their system'. i vote no zombies because i like living and i like not shooting friends and family or anyone for that matter

also, if you read, the dead bodies had been there, and had not gotten up.

Only those already living would be affected, and then they would die of a fever short after.

It looks more like rabies or scarlet fever then it does Undead Apocalpse, you dumb inmate.

when the fuck did i say this story resembled a zombie apocalypse? i just asked why people want zombies so much. so calm down.

also and yes, i am saying that everyone with experience at killing alot of things wouldnt be able to defend us. if u knew anything about how your zombie apocalypse would take place, all of the dead would rise from their graves right? around 106 billion (predicted) people have lived, only 6.5 billion of those are alive today. thats about 15 zombies to every 1 living human. they dont have to be smart about killing humans, they only need to outnumber them by a shit ton. u honestly think scientists could gather enough time and resources to figure out a cure for this surprisingly deadly disease when they cant even find a cure for the common cold? truth is, this world is nowhere near ready for such an apocalypse and never will be. there would be no happy ending for this outcome.

BASED OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING STORY, IT WAS A DESEASE/ SICKNESS THAT EFFECTED THE LIVING, WHO WERE EASILY CONTAINED, AND THEN DIED OF FEVER A BIT LATER.

God damn it, making me go fucking caps locks cause you're such a fucking retard.

again i ask u. when did i make the connection between this story, and my thread. nowhere. i read the title and saw "so close to zombies". so i brought up the topic of why people think zombies are such a great idea. i never referred to this story, i mentioned the cliche idea of a zombie apocalypse and asked why everyone is so interested by it. i dont give a damn about this fruity story. a zombie apocalypse will never happen anyway kid. so calm down.

Ok, In the event of an ACTUAL UNDEAD ZOMBIE, and not INFECTION OUTBREAK ZOMBIE appocalpse, yes, we are fucked, because that means that demons/ supernatural are escaping and nothing will survive.

But there's no enjoyment in thinking about how there would be zero percent survive chance.


You post a thread unrelated to the described, and don't specify what you meant. Take care douche, i hope you're the first to go when something like this happens.

theres no 'enjoyment' in thinking about a zombie apocalypse happening AT ALL. it wasnt unrelated either, are u sure u know what some of these words even mean? i think its pretty funny how u actually think something like this will happen. it really reveals the true age of u and most of the people on this site. take care as well sir, you're going to need way more help maturing than i will need to survive a unrealistic zombie apocalypse.

So, government agents, with shit tons of guns and military weapons and tanks and bombs and countless hours of military experience, capable of taking out people who can function weapons and are equally trained... are incapable of taking out an infected human who's only mentality is to attack and feed?

Yeah, seams legit, seeing as humans can't bite threw many different materials, therefore making it easier to not get infected.

Scientists would capture and do testes on the ones they could keep controlled to find a cure.

It wouldn't be like resident evil with mutated fucks and shit, it would be more like a bunch of red necks and military personal (and maybe some gangmembers) shooting anything that looks infected...and people they dislike