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User avatar #99 - barbwirepain ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
A little girl is in the shower with her mom, she looks up and sees her moms breasts. Mommy mommy, what are those? she asks. The mother says those are my breasts. The little girl asks, when will i get them? The mother responds, when you're older.

A few days later the little girl is in the shower with her father. She looks and sees his penis and asks. Daddy daddy, what's that? The father responds, that's my penis dear. The little girl asks, when will I get one? The father replies, oh when your mom leaves for work.
User avatar #502 to #99 - Vickkersss (06/28/2013) [-]
Same base of joke, different ending.

A little girl is in the the shower with her mom, she looks points to her breasts and says "Mommy, what are those?" Her mother replies "Those are my head lights" The little girl then points to her mothers vagina and asks "What is that?" Her mother replies "that is my bush"

The next day the little girl is in the shower with her father she points to his penis and asks "what is that?" Her father replies "my snake"


Later that night the girl had a bad dream and asked her parents if she could sleep with them. A while later the little girl screams "Mommy quick turn on your head lights the snakes going into the bush!"
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