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we 14
we lying on my back around , pitch black except for moonlight
pstart staring at bottom of too bunk
ttry to move arm to scratch nose, realize I can' t
wwhatever, jpeg
wear low whispering noises, right next to my ear
freak out, hyperventilating
geetting harder to breathe, like something is sitting on my chest
ebooks fall off of bookcase
doddamn. bmb
gets louder
pstart violently trying to move arms, legs, and head
rout of the corner of my eye, see closet door slowly open, making no sound
marker spot of the closet stands out
marker spot moms
is like thunder now
moan my mouth to scream like a banshee, but nothing comes out
awake up thrashing; can move arms and legs again
mo books on the floor, they' re all on the shelf, start to relax
is still open
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#30 - slumberdonkey (05/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be 15
>Be Sleeping at friend's house
>He fell asleep a while ago
>Just sitting there in bed
>Start hearing strange noises every couple of minutes
>My ******* mind starts to think it's "whispering in another language"
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Fall asleep somehow
>Tell friend about it next day
>He shows me the air freshener that goes off every couple of minutes
>Mfw
#257 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be 265
>be hanging out in kid's closet doing my usual ghost ****
>kid can't fall asleep so I try to help by using my ghost powers to paralyze him
>quietly tell him from the closet to fall asleep
>kid starts freaking out
>a few books fall from his bookshelf
>come out and pick them up, just trying to be a bro
>kid still freaking out
>try whispering a little more loudly
>kid won't calm down and starts thrashing around
>go back into the closet
>forgot to close the door

******* humans man...
User avatar #155 - Zarke (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Accidentally knocks books off shelf

Puts them back.

Good guy ghost.
User avatar #412 - Chitty (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be a monster
>chilling in kids closet
>try talking to kid
>wont answer
>come out to say hi
>kid freaks out and wakes up
>go back in closet
>forget to close door

#267 - cjsixtyseven (05/02/2012) [-]
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>Be father of 14 year old child.
>Decide to play prank
>Put tranquilizer in his drink
>Wait til night time
>Sneak in
>Lol he cant move
>Whisper in his ear to freak him out
>Put weights on his chest
>He is freaking out!
>Shove books of shelves
>Start whispering louder!
>Slowly open and stand in front of closet
>Start yelling in whispers.
>Grab my bat
>Move towards
>He screams
>Knock him the **** out!
>Clean everything up and but forget to close the door
>MFW he was freaking the **** out and im the worst father ever.
#5 - thetoffiedog (05/01/2012) [+] (12 replies)
jrobpaq you were in a state of sleep paralysis look it up on the internet
User avatar #376 - fluffydildoz (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 14
>We just got a Security System
>Be watching a movie
>alone.jpeg
>Mom and dad come home
>tell me to put it on Home mode ( So no one can open the door without the alarm going off)
>I put it on
>brush teeth
>go to bed
>Wake up in the night
>the alarm went off
>Go downstairs
>Put in the code to make it stop ape *******
>Go up to my room
>My computer is turned on
>wat.jpeg
>Turn on screen
>Notepad is open
>It says "Did i wake you?"
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
#2 - DiabloStrawhat (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
..... so the monster in the closet re-organized your bookshelf?
User avatar #428 - genericomment (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> Be last person on earth
> Hear knock on door
#66 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2012) [-]
>lying on bed
>feel pressure on chest
>oh wait its my laptop
>be on funnyjunk typing comment
User avatar #302 - instalation (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At least Good Guy Ghost cleaned up after himself.
#445 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's called sleep paralysis, dumbass.
#379 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Horrible door-opening monsters:
Because you can't spell NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
without "open"
User avatar #49 - pokemongirllover (05/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Sleep paralysis; almost happened to me twice. First time I did it, I knew what was happening. I'd seen the posts on FJ about it, and was sure not to let that happen to me. I managed to wake up by biting my tongue, same the second time.
#453 - desdemona (05/02/2012) [-]
I wouldn't worry about it
#426 - peacetrooper (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
First time I experienced sleep paraylsis.

>sleeping peacefullly
>wake up, can't move
>green, glowing pirate ship floats through the wall, over me and through the opposite wall
>mfw what the **** just happened
#358 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh, Nosferatu!
-30
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