nope

Now this one I like because it's actually FUCKING REAL. Pinkie for you slumberdonkey.

OP's one is real but it's just sleep paralysis. People always confuse it with some paranormal shit. It's happened to me before.

That image reminds me of a story...
I walk into Gamestop, the cashier is hot as hell. She greets me of course, "Hi welcome to Gamestop!" I get so nervous I start to fart and she asks, "are you okay?" She reaches over to touch my shoulder and suddenly my bowls release the most massive and revolting shit of my life. Dying of embarrassment, I ask if they have a restroom, trying to conceal the fact my pants are full of my brown gold. She offers to show me, grabs my hand and pulls me through the store. Shit's crawling down my leg, and a kid I pass by bursts into vomitting tears. We get there and I say "Thank you" and go in. I close the door and pull off my pants, but I can't make it to the toilet. I absolutely explode, shit flies everywhere, soaking the white walls in it's new paint. She walks in, "Wait, we're our of T.P. take th-..." She's fucking speechless, staring at the shit stained walls. Suddenly she bends me the fuck over and starts to lick my asshole clean. Whatthefuck.jpg? She starts to masturbate while smearing my glorious shit all over her face. Suddenly she roars of ecstasy. Absolutely fucking roars. That's when I realize that she's a fucking bear. A fucking bear eating my asshole. It keeps nibbling on my asshairs and cleaning off all the dingle berries. Another Big Bang of shit goes off in the bear's face. The bear takes it all, and swishes it between it's bear teeth. I can't stop letting it all loose in the bear's mouth. But the bear can't take it all, it starts to choke and gag on my God-forsaken dump. ImSoSorryMrsBear.jpg. It's crying it's eyes out because it can't even take how terrible it has become. Suddenly a voice outside the door screams, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" The manager bursts through the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.

what the actual fuck?

same fucking thing happened to me at my cousins house.

Accidentally opens closet

doesn't close it.

Scumbag ghost.

i just wanna be your friend...

Seems legit.

I've heard about that, it sounds fucking horrible!

I tried it once thought it was a way to lucid dream big mistake:
>In sleep paralysis you feel when you start to fall asleep
>Fuck yeah its beginning
> Open my eyes
>Cant move
>Look around I'm in my room
>It feels like someone is sitting on my chest
>I don't want to look at my chest but I have to
>Look to the left
>Look to the right
>Look up
>I see an anorexic like woman sitting on my chest
>Her skin starts shedding away
>She is bright red
>I cant breath it looks like shes sucking my breath away

>From this part everything is disorientated
>I remember her slashing my face
>I lose my shit when i hear several whispers in my ear saying my name.
> I lash out but can hardly move I feel extremely vulnerable
>I freeze again
>She lifts one of her bony fingers points into the sky
> The sky is a Spinning void
>With dark purple and yellow colours
>I look back at her shes gone
>The void sucks me in I evaporate in midair.
>I wake up sweaty
> Nope all the way to the bathroom where I see her in the mirror.
>I was 7 at the time but I had balls
>Turn around and scream
>I faint.
>My parents found me curled up under the sink
>I tried explaining to them but they just treated me as if it was a nightmare.
>I had lucid dreams after that but I felt her presence she was always there.
(http://en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Boo_Hag for reference)

I've never had a bad experience of sleep paralysis. I always try and induce lucid dreaming through sleep paralysis cause all the other ways seem too difficult. The only bad thing thats ever happened when I went into sleep paralysis is I heard a loud bang.

Plus when I'm doing it I can make myself get a boner. I know you wouldn't want to know that but I find it pretty fascinating.

The mind is pretty amazing.

Good Night.

Have you seen the movie 'Insidious'? You need to see this movie. It can be compared with some parts of sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming. This movie scared me to shit though, and I usually don't get scared so easily.Scary things get attracted to you when you are afraid and vulnerable.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Now I can't sleep.

The weirdest things happen to me when I am asleep, I can sleep walk, I sleep talk, I have night terrors, and yes that has also happened to me before it was the worst, I was screaming for help but nothing was coming out of my mouth, I could move but it so slowly it was ridiculous it also took allot of effort, so yeah it has happened to me twice now. it is horrible.

hey man might be a gay ghost being all like " this isnt fabulous at all better make this look better for him" or he might be a ninja covering up his tracks you never know

I never understood that joke.

could he also be lucid dreaming?

Thank you, anon.

I tried to put my self into sleep paralysis. I almost succeeded 2 times. I could tell it was about to happen because it would fell like my body would fall through the bed. Not those weird fall dreams. I was awake the whole time. Idk why I have an interest in doing this on purpose. It's just about tricking the brain into thinking your asleep to succeed.

I'd be too scared; the post I saw itself was enough to scare me into not doing it. Besides, usually the 'nightmares' result in screaming, and might be affected by your fears. I think it'd be too awkward if my parents tried to wake me up while I was screaming rape. xD

Lol, But the reason I want to do it is because I have never done it before. Ad I would know I would be seeing shit, SO I would not freak. But After you master the sleep paralysis, You can start to control your dreams. It is very difficult to do. I have a friend that can do it.

No it's different. It's happened to me before and you're in a different state of mind. You are conscious but not fully there. So I kinda freak out while it's happening but then as soon as it stopped I just rolled over and went back to sleep like it was nothing.

Don't worry, you most likely won't be able to scream.

Source: It's happened to me 3 times.

D: Oh yeah... I remember trying to scream for help, too. Scared me shitless.

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