>girlfriend tells me shes a virgin
>go on a date one day
>order a burger
>she tries it first
>ask her "how's it taste?"
>says "it tastes like DICK "
>im like "oh **** ***** she knows what dick tastes like"
>what if shes bluffing?
>try a bite
>that **** tastes like DICK
>now im sitting here
>i dont know what ***** me up more,
>that my girlfriend knows what dick tastes like,
>that I KNOW what dick tastes like
>or why the **** my food tastes like it....