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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#16 - visualmind
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implyin suckin some cock removes your virginity
User avatar #20 to #16 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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*****, if it HAS a taste,
its been somewhere
User avatar #23 to #20 - dederplaol
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bro wut..?
if you suck dick it doesn't mean you lose your virginity..
User avatar #27 to #23 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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***** you pulled me away from **** for this ****?
User avatar #45 to #27 - thecreeperslayer
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Why do you always reply with "*****"? you're probably the stupid white kid who nobody likes yet still thinks he's the coolest kid around
or you're a ******
#85 to #16 - mspaintpro
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#46 to #16 - zappasc **User deleted account**
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#17 to #16 - xkaggerx
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IMPLYING
IMPLYING
User avatar #35 to #17 - shazmothree
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I'm still wondering weather or not that guy is alive
#19 to #17 - anon id: f85c1a0c
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I bet you have just been waiting forever to use that gif :D
#121 to #19 - xkaggerx
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User avatar #63 to #19 - amusingtoaster
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that .gif has been used multiple times....
#42 to #19 - anon id: e273a361
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Yeah, 'cause it's sooo rare for somebody to start a sentence with "implying" on this website.
#43 to #42 - fromthepresent
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>Implying that people start sentences rarely wiith implying on funnyjunk
#69 to #43 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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#120 to #69 - xkaggerx
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implying implications implicate my comment thumbs.
implying implications implicate my comment thumbs.
#4 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account**
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Maybe you were the guy from this /b/ story?
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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i ******* hate you right now
because thats the burger i ate
im srs
User avatar #37 to #5 - eatingdisorder
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(09/10/2012) [-]
It's true i was the burger.
#51 to #5 - anon id: e7a9311a
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>taking your date to mcdonalds
User avatar #90 to #51 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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yeah i bought her mcdonalds

now she owns it
User avatar #13 to #5 - loganmadder
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How the hell would you know that?

Out of all the fast food places in the world, all the people, all the people that say they dont like their burger, It was you.
User avatar #41 - augustusxxiv
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This reminds me of a WKUK skit

"This salad tastes like Pussy!"
#57 to #41 - wehavecandy
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Mom! Can you make me a sandwich?
#47 to #41 - kinglybotman
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I love the wkuk and I love you
#59 - mendingo
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User avatar #87 to #59 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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LOVED
User avatar #56 - MisfitsFan
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There's starving kids in Africa that would kill for that dick burger!
User avatar #88 to #56 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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thats redundant dont you think
#81 - chancebell
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Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny in the least?    
RED THUMBS INBOUND   
   
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Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny in the least?
RED THUMBS INBOUND

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#91 to #81 - anon id: 2b8486cf
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-_- its on the morbid channel for a reason
User avatar #111 to #91 - blackcomet
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Morbid posts can be funny too. This is more dry humor that a stand-up comedian would use.
User avatar #105 to #91 - jacksontp
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It's still on FunnyJunk
#83 to #81 - kokainum **User deleted account**
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#62 - sandnigglets
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#79 - repugnantpug
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dick is an excellent source of nutritious protein
User avatar #86 to #79 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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i concur.
#82 to #79 - randomlyici
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#21 - PedoBearFTW
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We all know sucking a dick means losing your virginity. Come on, OP.
#94 - ChalupaManz
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HOLY **** BRO WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON FRONTPAGE!
HOLY **** BRO WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON FRONTPAGE!
#95 to #94 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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BROFIST
User avatar #96 to #95 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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i dont want to look like a faggot but i am going to use this for my standup on stage this monday. thx guys