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Oh the Horror ! m Talk? 6, 6537) eist( ii"
Once. there was a loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands en. and mixed going to his
taverns book store. One day. the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the
saner. and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The saner said why. yes. Ids and pulled
out a book called Death‘. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of ESE]. However. he warned the boy.
never to read the front page.
Well. the boy returned to his house and read the book. and he was content. However. he always wondered. what
could be sh that frint page. It was always in the back of his mind. One day the temptation was tss much forthe
boy. and he flipped to the firefront ofthe book. and dropped the book in HORROR.
There. in bold print was MSRP CE).
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User avatar #185 - krobeles (11/18/2012) [-]
I should thumb this down, since its in the morbid channel, yet not morbid at all....still...its just too funny :D
#186 to #185 - anonymous (11/19/2012) [-]
OH **** IT DOES NOT CONFORM TO ITS LABEL THEREFORE IT IS NOT WORTH OF YOUR POSITIVE JUDGMENT!
#187 to #186 - krobeles (11/19/2012) [-]
Wow...your a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
Didn't i just say that i SHOULD thumb it down, yet i didn't, since its actually very funny?

Also, log the **** in dude...nobody likes an Anon.
#189 to #187 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't have commented on this, hell it's almost a month ago now. I was just in the mood for some morbid so I've been surfing this channel. If you're going to insult someone's intelligence, use the right words.
User avatar #190 to #189 - krobeles (12/09/2012) [-]
Words dont matter at all. Messages do. We can all go through the troble of spell checking everything we write, and so forth, but i personally dont. I dont give a **** about peoples spelling, so long as their message isn't damaged by it. It dosen't take intelligence to spell properly on the internet, it takes intelligence to formulate a proper point. I just view it as a sign of my opponents ignorance, if he choses to attack my grammar insted of my arguement, whenever i am debating online.

On another note, what do you care?
User avatar #191 to #190 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
It's a pet peeve of mine. I personally think it discredits an argument when words are spelled wrong, especially if the argument attacks one's intelligence.
#178 - disai (11/17/2012) [-]
Could somebody post some short horror stories like this one, just serious ones. Where the point comes in the last sentence.
User avatar #180 to #178 - Tsquared (11/17/2012) [-]
http://www.justmegawatt.com/stories/youreawake.html

one of my personal favorites, enjoy
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#157 - atangytaco ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
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#148 - ningenpoop (11/17/2012) [-]
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#161 to #148 - UNIQUELOL (11/17/2012) [-]
Kids.
Kids.
#140 - mogwaves (11/17/2012) [-]
**mogwaves rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at So my dog got out today... ** his face when
#138 - stormtrooperbob (11/17/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
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#126 - Weekendman (11/17/2012) [-]
**Weekendman rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Horses ** HFW
#127 to #126 - Weekendman (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. ULTIMATE THUMB DOWN IMMINENT. Please, accept this as pay.
#182 to #127 - icamhereforstuff (11/17/2012) [-]
Was the ass fat?
#183 to #182 - icamhereforstuff (11/17/2012) [-]
**icamhereforstuff rolls 4**
#184 to #183 - icamhereforstuff (11/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #167 to #127 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 5** the target is down. Proceed with the mission?
User avatar #169 to #167 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**** ! They've seen me! I need to know now, conch. Proceed?
User avatar #170 to #169 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 5**
User avatar #172 to #170 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 5** They've opened fire. Go loud?
User avatar #173 to #172 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 3** Damn, I'm hit! I need an evac. Is one available?
User avatar #174 to #173 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 8** ok conch, i'm surrounded, and nearly out of ammo. I have a few grenades, so I'm taking them all with me. Will you tell my wife I love her?
User avatar #175 to #174 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 0** **** that, conch. I'm not going out with my pants around my ankles. Will you give me a clear ******* answer?
User avatar #176 to #175 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
**grimhound rolls 7** That was the plan. Good bye conch. I'll miss you. Will you miss me?
User avatar #177 to #176 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
well **** you too, then. their here. goodbye.

*click* *click*

***BOOM**
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#158 to #127 - aludin (11/17/2012) [-]
**aludin rolls 8** Is it legal to have sex with random people without their permission?
#159 to #158 - aludin (11/17/2012) [-]
I-is tha-that a yes?
User avatar #162 to #159 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
Who cares?
#164 to #162 - aludin (11/17/2012) [-]
Go fap.
User avatar #153 to #127 - syrialsin (11/17/2012) [-]
**syrialsin rolls 0** Is the magic conch homophobic?
User avatar #154 to #153 - syrialsin (11/17/2012) [-]
**syrialsin rolls 9** Is the magic conch just extremely cranky because it is PMS'ing?
#168 to #154 - syrialsin (11/17/2012) [-]
**syrialsin rolls 9** I noticed. Hmm...ACCEPT MY OFFERING, CONCH! DO YOU LOVE ME YET?
**syrialsin rolls 9** I noticed. Hmm...ACCEPT MY OFFERING, CONCH! DO YOU LOVE ME YET?
#171 to #168 - syrialsin (11/17/2012) [-]
**syrialsin rolls 1** You know what? You're a douche, conch.
**syrialsin rolls 1** You know what? You're a douche, conch.
User avatar #163 to #154 - grimhound (11/17/2012) [-]
What the hell? the conch is pissed at you.
#156 to #154 - syrialsin (11/17/2012) [-]
**syrialsin rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Scumbag Anne ** **** the system.
User avatar #150 to #127 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/17/2012) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 3** will i do good on my fitness gram
User avatar #146 to #127 - ismellnewfag (11/17/2012) [-]
**ismellnewfag rolls 1** I can haz blue username pl0x? Just kidding, Is anon a ****** ?
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User avatar #149 to #145 - midlight (11/17/2012) [-]
so your OP?
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#152 to #149 - PopcornOps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #179 to #152 - tulimarito (11/17/2012) [-]
**tulimarito rolls 3** I`m not a ****** , but, are you?
User avatar #141 to #127 - BeardOfJesus ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**BeardOfJesus rolls 72** conch will anyone ever have a few seconds to spare for Jesus Christ?
User avatar #143 to #141 - BeardOfJesus ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**BeardOfJesus rolls 7** you really do hate everyone don't you?
User avatar #144 to #143 - BeardOfJesus ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**BeardOfJesus rolls 0** you're an ******* magic conch
User avatar #137 to #127 - gramernazi (11/17/2012) [-]
**gramernazi rolls 1** Conch what should I do with my life?
#134 to #127 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7** Magic conch, should Drolly listen to you?
User avatar #128 to #127 - DrollHumor (11/17/2012) [-]
**DrollHumor rolls 7** Should we thumb him down?
User avatar #129 to #128 - DrollHumor (11/17/2012) [-]
**DrollHumor rolls 4** Conch, I think you're mistaken.
User avatar #130 to #129 - DrollHumor (11/17/2012) [-]
**DrollHumor rolls 9** Okay, should we thumb him down?
User avatar #131 to #130 - DrollHumor (11/17/2012) [-]
**DrollHumor rolls 2** No, **** you conch. This account has a blue username!
User avatar #132 to #131 - ilovepelicans (11/17/2012) [-]
conch hates you
User avatar #133 to #132 - DrollHumor (11/17/2012) [-]
I noticed. But I assume conch hates most people.
#136 to #133 - Weekendman (11/17/2012) [-]
I send you all my feels.
#124 - rayeslegend (11/17/2012) [-]
HFW he reads the front page
#123 - skinless (11/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #142 to #122 - xrainstorm (11/17/2012) [-]
thats nice.
User avatar #119 - sphinxe (11/16/2012) [-]
Kindle my ****** .
#117 - mrhelmetman (11/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #112 - counteractive (11/16/2012) [-]
Sewiouslyguiz.gif can someone explain this to me. I am indeed an idiot for not getting it and will reward thee with a bounty of one thumb.
#115 to #112 - anonymous (11/16/2012) [-]
he paid $50 for the book. it only cost $6.99
User avatar #116 to #115 - counteractive (11/16/2012) [-]
Thank you
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