home alone and you hear someone cough

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When I'm home alone, I just pass any noise not made by me as a noise made by the cats.

I am the easiest serial killer prey ever.

I live in a basement apartment beside a street that is often traversed by inebriated conglomerations of individuals.
Upon circumstances where they are above preferable noise levels, I open my barred windows and shout the following:

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if anyone was wondering, the film is called one flew over the cuckoo's nest. great film.

i've once had something similar happen. I was at home with just some friends, when we suddenly hear my mom calling...

My mom wasn't at home at that time, and we all heard it

Reminds me of how I heard someone sneeze outside at night once, I yelled "Bless you!" and they screamed and ran away.

when i hear someone cough

MURICAH

I've heard foot steps before, never a cough though.

I get that face when I'm sitting alone and fart and I think it smells bad

About 3 weeks ago, I got home from school, my sister was at work and my parents were away on holiday, I sat down and prepared a sandwich.
When I was sitting eating I heard my sisters bedroom door shut, I assumed she was home for some reason so went to check she was ok
No one was in the house and the door noise was clear as day

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Fuck ive had that.

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