fuck my life. . EDI} guys I HERE a foorty MIME out and a In: Icing spider ran arms my fun! inside and then I an it to not let it run away and then it KENS GAVE  brb Suicide
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EDI} guys I HERE a foorty MIME out and a
In: Icing spider ran arms my fun! inside and then I
an it to not let it run away and then it KENS
GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND
THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
ITS STILL IN THE BORLAND ITS JUST HAVING
MORE BABIES
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS UNI? GASSING THEM IMAH SPRAY AND ITS
STILL SWING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
**** MY LIFE
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User avatar #2 - babbysmithy (05/05/2013) [-]
So this guy let the dogs out.
#8 - bgskamikaze (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
put the cup into a box, then put that box into another box. mail it back to yourself and then when it arrives at your house see pic
User avatar #19 - thatotaku (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Drag them across the floor still under the bowl
Pre-soak a remote area where nobody goes with bug spray, or bleach, or mass murder liquid, or radioactive fluidoh no **** dont do that one
Drag the plastic bowl to that presoaked area.
Let the hunger games begin.
#16 - RitchieBlackmore (05/06/2013) [-]
Same **** happened to me.

>See spider in corner of bathroom.
>Unusually fat.
>Smash spider with slipper.
>Instantly dozens of spider spew out all over the slipper and walls of the bathroom.
>Some escape in the air duct near by.
>Nope.avi
>Run to basement at mach speed.
>Get bug spray
>Massacre the little ******* .
>Watch them slowly quiver to death with a large grin on my face.
> Still check that spot every time I enter expecting some of the survivors to come and seek revenge.
#23 - sixty (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1. Get one of these *************
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

2. Hold flame on top of bowl.

3. There are 2 possible outcomes:
#1-It will melt the lid and drop burning plastic on to those *************
#2-It'll cause the inside of the bowl to rise in heat beyond the capability of the spiders
#25 to #24 - sixty (05/06/2013) [-]
And it killed the spiders
#4 - phukyou (05/05/2013) [-]
damn spiders
#13 - mondprinzessin (05/06/2013) [-]
here is a hint
#41 - destinct (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;Family buys old weight lifting bench from neighbor    
&gt;Carry bench into garage    
&gt;Accidentally drop it on the way in   
&gt;Turns out there was an undisturbed nest of spiders   
&gt;several hundred tiny spiders descend from the bench   
&gt;			****		 my life    
&gt;Turns out a few had fallen onto my leg when it dropped   
&gt;			****		 my life to the max   
&gt;Run into the bathroom and jump into shower to wash away the little bastards    
&gt;They kill the spiders without me   
&gt;Brother now refers to me as &quot;The Pussy Ass Spider Prostitute&quot;    
gif. unrelated
>Family buys old weight lifting bench from neighbor
>Carry bench into garage
>Accidentally drop it on the way in
>Turns out there was an undisturbed nest of spiders
>several hundred tiny spiders descend from the bench
> **** my life
>Turns out a few had fallen onto my leg when it dropped
> **** my life to the max
>Run into the bathroom and jump into shower to wash away the little bastards
>They kill the spiders without me
>Brother now refers to me as "The Pussy Ass Spider Prostitute"
gif. unrelated
#42 - diegotan ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Burn your house down! TO THE GROUND!
Burn your house down! TO THE GROUND!
#32 - corset (05/06/2013) [-]
There's a spider in my room that I've been trying to kill all night and it recently crawled into my dresser.   
   
It's probably laying eggs in my clothes now.   
			****
There's a spider in my room that I've been trying to kill all night and it recently crawled into my dresser.

It's probably laying eggs in my clothes now.
****
#22 - martbeast (05/06/2013) [-]
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#18 - canadianguyeh (05/06/2013) [-]
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#108 - soraisrox (05/06/2013) [-]
What I would do
What I would do
#105 - hardongo ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
ABANDON THREAD
User avatar #65 - kroople ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
It's just trying to give birth and all you want to do is massacre it?
Just slip a thick paper underneath, pick it up and let them outside.

I don't think people realize how important spiders are to the ecosystem.
User avatar #58 - dirtybadger (05/06/2013) [-]
well i guess now we know who let the dogs out
#54 - ponymeat (05/06/2013) [-]
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#6 - sirbrentcoe (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
light some paper towel on fire and throw it in. i know it's an old post, but that's what i would do
light some paper towel on fire and throw it in. i know it's an old post, but that's what i would do
#30 - sevaanos (05/06/2013) [-]
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