description. So we've all searched our house at least once for a psycho killer/ ghost or whatever we think is hiding in the shadows but we now have to raise the
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So we've all searched our house at least once for a psycho killer/ ghost or whatever we think is hiding in the shadows but we now have to raise the question: what would we do if we saw them?

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Submitted: 09/21/2013
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (09/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think I'd just say something like "hey. Uhm... well... **** . Want a cup of tea or something?"

But, on second thought, it'd probably be more like "AAAGH WHAT THE **** MAN HELPHELPHELP ME I'M GOING TO DIE!" While I'm running and crying.
#10 - damoclese (09/22/2013) [-]
Well I was on a church trip and I was in the basement of a reallyold Church in SA Texas with two other guys. We had been scaring ourselves for hours and I swear that church was haunted. We kept hearing noises and they made us jump. Then a FULL GROWN MAN WALKED OUT OF A DOOR IN THE HALL! He explained that he worked for the church, (sometimes they hired homeless people and I suspected that he might have a mental disability and just didn't know how much he scared us.) and he said he had a bed down there. (he didn't) . He was clearly drunk but we were way to terrified to piece it together. Scariest part is that he was fired years earlier for drinking and this church changes their locks every single year.
In relation to the post. When he first walked towards us and most of the time after that (I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do) I went into a surreal state of mind. Time slowed down, every technique I had ever learned was at the front of my mind and I felt in full control of my body. The other guys I was with reported similar experiences. We also didn't have any inhibitions of violence as in we all had an immediate response plan that would hurt him or even kill him and these thoughts seemed completely natural.
So if I saw Jeff, I'd like to think that my survival mindset would kick in and maybe I would even escape. Or just **** myself so hard that it would propel me into him with the tackling power of an N.F.L. Linebacker.
#19 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
I would talk to him/her, maybe get a cup of coffee or tea. i would like it to know what it would be like being a ghost or a psycho. Then I would rightfully accept my fate.
#18 - jakotad (10/14/2013) [-]
they would die because when im home alone my .357 is always close by
User avatar #17 - spasticpuppet (10/05/2013) [-]
Why do all the images of Jeff that aren't the original look so DAMN CUTE?
User avatar #16 - norrisblade (10/02/2013) [-]
Where ever I am at night, I will always spend fifteen minutes looking around for a weapon (unless of course I have my pocket knife), like even a fork or a large key, but preferably a knife. Even when I'm in my room playing xbox or on fj at night, I will have some sort of weapon close by, I always do.
User avatar #15 - priestoftheoldones (09/28/2013) [-]
If I saw jeff, these are the two outcomes. Hug him and die, or faint and die.
User avatar #14 - stealingbikes (09/23/2013) [-]
Remington 870 with flechette loads. If I'm searching for THAT reason, I'm carrying it with a full tube and an extra round in the chamber.
#13 - anonymous (09/23/2013) [-]
kill them, then eat them in order to gain their memories and power
#12 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
If they saw me, I'd take the opportunity to say something funny.
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy... But I'm a virgin, so spare me, maybe?"
If they didn't, I'm pretty sure I can sneak away and call the cops. They patrol around this area a lot.
But, ya know, I've gotten so into creepypastas, that if one of those guys made it into my house,
I'd probably celebrate their existence before being killed or brutally maimed.
User avatar #11 - krobeles (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, most of the times i searched my old home for "killers" i was wielding this pretty nifty african axe, i own or a butcher knife. I think that answers your question.
User avatar #8 - silverzepher (09/22/2013) [-]
lets see, if i ever found the thing that i was thinking i that was in my house, i would die, but if it is something like a burgler i would ask if i could help look.
User avatar #6 - karpmin (09/22/2013) [-]
1. Kick him in the dick 2. call police 3. ? $. Profit
#5 - anonymous (09/21/2013) [-]
shoot the ******
I don't go ******* looking around for a killer without expecting to find one.
User avatar #4 - naitsabesh ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Scream/try to fight off. Run like the wind
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