creepy myths 9 (rp)

Looks like that old lady was quite puzzled...

''but the husband used his hunting'' was it super effective?

>Be strange man
>Favorite show on TV but can't get back to house fast enough
>Sees girl watching show on TV
>Enters house
>Girl calls cops after a while
>Damn gurl just wanted to watch some'a dat TV

**znigga rolls 1**

> be an axe murderer
> decide to murder a helpless old lady
> think it's a better idea to have an elaborate jigsaw puzzle made up of her before murdering her
> thus leaving a trail of evidence which the police would be able to trace straight back to me

<----- MFW

I beg not to be harm. But husband use his hunting.

>the husband uses hunting
>its super effective

> Dad comes home with dinner
> Motherfuckin' chinese food, yes
> Dad forgot to get white rice; I have to eat fried rice
> Browsing FJ while eating dinner
> Read this
> Shards of broken glass in chinese food
> Have mouth full of fried rice as I finish reading that
> mfw
Fuck you, OP. Fuck you.

I knew that man wasn't selling me a vacuum cleaner!

MFW I start to read these at night..

About the baby blue.
That's not true at all; if you chant the phrase "baby blue" thirteen times, your mother will come in and tell you to shut the fuck up.

**semiseirous rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Feels everywhere ** Mfw when I'm holding the baby and I hear GIMMEH BACK MAH BABY!

the fuck kind of romantic dinner is fried rice though?

You've got to admit, a murderer who has the patience to wait for his victim to set up a goddamn jig saw puzzle - whose an old lady and probably has slow moving joints no less - to kill them is pretty goddamn professional.

That fucker doesn't just settle for the kill, he has to set everything up and shit.

I don't get it. Who doesn't chew their rice AT LEAST enough to crunch on glass fragments? and if the fragments are too small to crunch how could they cause enough internal bleeding to kill you? I don't know about you guys but I like my rice soft and if it is crunchy at all I can't get the thought of stale rice out of my head enough to eat it.

"they same you can summon the"

meh.

At least they're better than the "Morbid for ____" posts. They're the cancer killing morbid-channel

i think this is the most cary one of all, were i live i always see this post at 10 pm, now i wont be able to sleep