creepy myths 5 (rp). A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths posts with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt repo
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creepy myths 5 (rp)

A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths posts with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
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Submitted: 06/09/2012
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User avatar #35 - westonbeast (06/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call most trusted babysitter. When babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can’t read downstairs because there’s no electricity (parents don’t want children reading Marx all night long). So, she calls parents and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it okay, but babysitter has one final request. She ask if she could cover up Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with blanket or cloth, because it makes her nervous. Phone line is silent for moment, and father who say, “Take children and get out of house. We will call milita. We do not have Lenin statue.” Militia find all three of house occupants dead because KGB kill them for trying to cover Lenin statue. Then militia arrest parents for not having Lenin statue. Such is life in Moscow.
#106 - Jameshaich (06/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"your grandfather AND father both died in these boots. Wear them."
"your grandfather AND father both died in these boots. Wear them."
User avatar #152 - Jiraiya (06/10/2012) [-]
The babysitter called a father and asked him if she can remove the clown statue, the father said to run with children, they had no statue of a clown. Later the police came, and they also saw the statue, father was hospitalized and diagnosed with Alzheimer
#62 - ragingbrony (06/10/2012) [-]
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They had a snake in their boot!
#103 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/10/2012) [-]
first one
#392 - wilfredfanforever (06/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
three generations? it takes three fucking generations to realize that maybe something is wrong with those boots?
User avatar #12 - Tharrian (06/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
She died of fright? What?...I guess that's what happens when you're scared half to death twice.
Also, wouldn't the man have felt it when he ran over a kid? I mean...I know I do...every time.
User avatar #381 - udo (06/10/2012) [-]
Seriously that must be one shitty babysitter. DAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB.
#378 - URLOCKER (06/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter"
User avatar #213 - gameshredder (06/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
turns out the family did have a clown statue, the parent just had alzheimers
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User avatar #118 - ilovebronies (06/10/2012) [-]
There's a snake in my boot!
#128 - swimmingprodigy (06/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
@ the last one
User avatar #367 - The Fonz (06/10/2012) [-]
>Be babysitter
>Ask if I can watch T.V.
>Call father asking if I can cover the clown statue
>Father tell me to grab the kids and go to the neighbors
>Police arrive and there is a clown statue
>Family finds out that father has alzheimer's
#360 - thesmilyingdawg (06/10/2012) [-]
family boots: your dad died in these boots, put them on,
also dies
after three generations later they find fangs filled with venom
#146 - mitchellking (06/10/2012) [-]
Last one has so many fucking versions
Last one has so many fucking versions
#343 - mystifizinski (06/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be on the train at night
>some stranger sits next to me
>whispers to me: "get off the next stop its important that you trust me."

>trust him.
#77 - comradewinter ONLINE (06/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A man and wife in Moscow hired new babysitter to watch children while they attended Party meeting. They call babysitter during break and ask if everything ok. She says: "Da, but the Lenin statue in the bedroom is unsettling. Can I cover it up?" Man tells her: "Take children and get out, we have no Lenin statue in bedroom". Police arrives and arrests man dresses as Lenin for impersonating the great leader, the husband for not having a Lenin statue in the bedroom and the babysitter for calling glorious leader unsettling. Such is life in Moscow.
User avatar #66 - oxan (06/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like the Soviet version of the Clown one.

'The local militia found all the occupants in the house dead. Killed by KGB for trying to cover the statue of the glorious Comrade Lenin.'
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