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creepy myths 4 (rp). A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths posts with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt repo

A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths posts with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, so and they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
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Creepy Myths 4
The well to hell
While drilling the world' s deepest hole in Siberia, the geologists
noticed the drill bit began to rotate abnormally, among other
strange happenings, when they reached a depth of ten miles. They
measured temperatures up to 2000 degrees at the deepest part, and
then lowered a microphone into the pit. After hearing the sounds of
all the suffering souls in hell, they stopped the project in the hope
that what is down there will stay down there.
Roommate
A young coed was returning from a night out with her friends and
she didn' t want to disturb her sleeping roomate, so she crept into
the room and found her way in the darkness, undressed and slid
into bed. The next morning as she awoke and turned to say
something to her friend, she saw her mangled body on the
bed, and written in her roomate' s blood on the wall
were the words: "AREN' T YOU GLAD YOU DIDNT TURN ON
THE LIGHT?"
The soldier
A story is told about a soldier who was coming home after having fought
in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, Pm
coming home, but I' a favor to ask: I have a friend I' d like to bring home."
Sure," they replied, "we' d love to meet him."
There' s something you should know" the son continued, "he was hurt pretty
badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He
has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."
I' m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."
No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."
Son," said the father, "you don' t know what you' re asking. Someone with such a
handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we
can' t let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come
home and forget about this guy. He' ll find a way to live on his own."
At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from
him. A few days later, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their
son had died after falling from a building they were told. The police believed it
was suicide. The parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to
the city morgue to identity the body of their son. They recognized him, but to
their horror they also discovered something they didn' t know, their son had only
one arm and one leg.
Scuba Divers
To help put out a helicopters sometimes scoop large
containers of water out of lakes and oceans to dump on the blazes.
During one such occasion a man enjoying a bit of was
accidently scooped up and dropped into the burning trees.
Kill position
BRACE POSITIONS
Head cradled on seat in from
Head down. hug knees
The purpose of the brace or "crash" position that we' re told to
assume in the event of a plane crash is to make the passengers die
quickly.
Shadow cross
An atheist who was training for the olympics had been given special
pool priveliges at the university he was attending. Late one night he
was considering the arguments a religious friend had been
confronting him with as he climbed the rightgive for a little
waterfight practice. He stood on the board and prepared for a
backward taip when he noticed the shadow he was casting on the
wall formed a perfect cross in the room. Shaken, he sat
down on the board to think. As he sat there a custodian came into
the pool area and turned on the rest of lights and the diver saw that
the pool had been drained for maintenance.
God took them
When a little girl' s cat had kittens they disappeared after a couple
of days, she asked her mother what happened to them and her
mother said "God took them." Months later the cat again had a
litter of kittens. Her mother sent her out to run some errands, but
before she left she wanted to play with the kittens again. She heard
her father coming carrying a bucket and hid from him. She
watched while her father put the kittens in a sack and drowned
them in the bucket. Later the girl again asked her mother what
happened to the kittens. Her mother said "God took them."
Several days later the mother asked the girl to watch her brother
in the bath tub while she answered the phone. The mother
screamed when she came into the bathroom after a few minutes.
The girl told her "God took him."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - bizengaust
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oh god..... the solider one filled me to the brim with feel ):
#364 to #12 - onearmedfreak
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I only have one arm
#684 to #364 - haydn
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Has one arm

Still gets thumbed down
#753 to #12 - lambocj
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Yea, I was gonna say that too. That one was the beat to me. I like the roommate & the pool one also.
#85 to #12 - cjasper
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User avatar #47 to #12 - werfgh
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will you explain me? i didnt got that one.. i mean.. why did he told them he will bring a friend without arm and leg when he 's without the bodyparts himself?

-sorry for my bad english-
User avatar #52 to #47 - hemming
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He wanted to know what his parents would think, so he lied about it and said it was a friend instead of him self so they would tell their honest opinion.
User avatar #305 to #52 - werfgh
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Thank you
#53 to #47 - sadaurkar
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Anxiety, I guess.
#656 to #53 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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No?
No?
#135 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#336 to #135 - karloemb
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Anti Evidence Atheist.
Anti Evidence Atheist.
#138 to #135 - theparadox
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Totally legit, man.
#146 to #138 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#772 to #146 - theparadox
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And how the **** did he see his shadow if there was no light???
#774 to #772 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#115 - thatmetalguy
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I feel like the soldier one could of gone differently. I mean, as a parent i would assume you would love your child unconditionally, the parents probably wouldn't of cared too much about their son having lost the limbs. But when you say a friend, someone they don't know at all, having lost the limbs and then having the son ask if they can take care of him... idk it seems like two different kind of situations. Either way it filled me with feels
I feel like the soldier one could of gone differently. I mean, as a parent i would assume you would love your child unconditionally, the parents probably wouldn't of cared too much about their son having lost the limbs. But when you say a friend, someone they don't know at all, having lost the limbs and then having the son ask if they can take care of him... idk it seems like two different kind of situations. Either way it filled me with feels
#619 to #115 - RykenX
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The important part to notice is when the parents said "We wouldn't want a terrible burden like that to interfere with our lives"

He didn't want to be a burden to his parents, regardless of whether it was his friend or him being the handicap.
User avatar #156 to #115 - jokeface
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idk man. unconditional love is a nice thought but you would be surprised how cold some people can be. my brother is autistic which is a hell of a burden on our family and all i want is for him to be out of our lives. now you can thumb me down and call me evil and ****, but im just informing you that there are people in the world whose love has limits.
User avatar #173 to #156 - colegaleener
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yeah there's an autistic kid in my class that gets pissed of when people try to help him with work.. he's a real dickhead
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#188 - rockmanneos
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>military family   
>live on base   
>next door neighbor was sent to Afghanistan during one of the worst parts of the war   
>makes it through all of it for almost a year   
>comes home   
>is crossing the street to his house   
>gets hit by car   
>mfw
>military family
>live on base
>next door neighbor was sent to Afghanistan during one of the worst parts of the war
>makes it through all of it for almost a year
>comes home
>is crossing the street to his house
>gets hit by car
>mfw
#165 - themoe
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Don't worry about the soldier guys.... God took him

I crack my self up
#384 to #165 - scarydino
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Thanks, now i'm sure i'm going to hell
#238 - enlil
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>2000 degrees
>a microphone
>mfw

also, religious propaganda (shadow cross)
User avatar #252 to #238 - anog
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Which one are you talking about..?
User avatar #259 to #252 - enlil
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read the content again
User avatar #261 to #259 - anog
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Ah, I kept thinking the Roommate one was the first one.
User avatar #27 - xenophaigus
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**** yea. You never kill kittens and get away with it
User avatar #265 to #27 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER
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I would have liked that story a little bit more if she didn't kill her brother. Maybe the dad? The brother didn't do anything. :(
User avatar #270 to #265 - xenophaigus
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Don't **** with kittens. Or God'll take you or someone you love. No matter who you are
User avatar #275 to #270 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER
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So I guess that means the girl didn't love the brother? I still agree with you. Whether or not I believe in god, if he's punishing kitten killers, he's okay in my books.
#263 - lieutenantderp
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Goes out for a swim

Gets dumped in to a burning forest
#412 - vivashy
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The mythbusters tested the "death position" myth. It actually does increase your chances of survival.


SOOOOOOO...... MYTH BUSTED!
#418 to #412 - anon id: 87c69993
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I guess that is why the title is 'Creepy MYTHS' instead of 'Creepy Facts'
#420 to #418 - vivashy
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Which is why it's a busted myth and not a disproven fact.
User avatar #440 to #412 - toguro
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thank goodness because that SERIOUSLY ****** creeped me out
User avatar #459 to #440 - kotess
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Right? Every time I hear about plane crashes, usually everyone dies, obviously there'd be many deaths because of it's a ************* PLANE CRASH but you'd think there'd be more survivors with the new safety technology. Luckily that's not true.
#426 to #412 - antiphates
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