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cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
I'm a fucking looser.
Bandwagon Storytime
tabe me
Have insomnia
Take sleep meds one night and forget to get in bed
a Stay up for 3 more hours tired as fuck
down
looking at the wall next to my bed
without an hour later I' m still awake
Roll around to look at room
black thing standing in doorway with white mask or something
its Sea red shitless
Can' t move
Body shakes uncontrollably from fear until I black out
Wake up the next morning and everything is fine
2: -REEDIER I was tripping on sleep meds
bl see that guy every time I fuck with the meds like that night
bl named him Tom
awe hang
I need real friends.
tabe me
Have insomnia
Take sleep meds one night and forget to get in bed
a Stay up for 3 more hours tired as fuck
down
looking at the wall next to my bed
without an hour later I' m still awake
Roll around to look at room
black thing standing in doorway with white mask or something
its Sea red shitless
Can' t move
Body shakes uncontrollably from fear until I black out
Wake up the next morning and everything is fine
2: -REEDIER I was tripping on sleep meds
bl see that guy every time I fuck with the meds like that night
bl named him Tom
awe hang
I need real friends.
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#5
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wildkatx (05/02/2012) [+]
(20 replies)
heyy dude its Tom, sorry to interupt your post about me but uhh dude your hallway light burnt out and your mom wanted me to tell you your out of sleeping pills so yea.. i wont be around tonight sorry bro.
#135
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mrawesomepotato (05/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be doctor
>Have many patients who come and go
>Have one certain patient with insomnia
>Give him some sleep meds to help him cope
>awesomeidea.jpg
>Every time he goes to sleep I run to his house with a mask
>heisfuckingscared.jpg
>Return every now and then to fuck with him.
>MFW he starts calling me tom
>Have many patients who come and go
>Have one certain patient with insomnia
>Give him some sleep meds to help him cope
>awesomeidea.jpg
>Every time he goes to sleep I run to his house with a mask
>heisfuckingscared.jpg
>Return every now and then to fuck with him.
>MFW he starts calling me tom
#1
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souleatingbunnies (05/02/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
**souleatingbunnies rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at In space. ** Tom seems like a nice guy
#35
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thegreatguytom (05/02/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
oh hey dude never knew you had an fj account! we can talk here now when you're off your meds
#145
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tannertheguy (05/02/2012) [-] >Be a creeper
>see a could go home with sleeping pills]
>decide to fuck with him when he takes his pills
>on the first day i scared him shitless
>After a while he named me Tom
>what the fuck is wrong with this kid?
>see a could go home with sleeping pills]
>decide to fuck with him when he takes his pills
>on the first day i scared him shitless
>After a while he named me Tom
>what the fuck is wrong with this kid?
#106
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mikkeh (05/02/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
>Be me
>Have insomnia
>Meet soap guy
>Fight club
>Yeeaaahh
>Have insomnia
>Meet soap guy
>Fight club
>Yeeaaahh
#199
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N. Korean citizen (05/02/2012) [-] YFW You top taking your med.'s and "Tom" is still visiting
#216
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dolanandfriends (05/02/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
DREAM STORY TIME!!!!
>be in the dream world
>walking into my kindergarten classroom
>unaware of the situation at hand that i am completely naked
>put my backpack away into a little cubby/drawer space thing
>still naked, still oblivious
>go into our "Morning Meeting" circle where everyone is sitting, including the tacher lady
>what she says,ln the most subtle voice of all time "Ummm, Jack, did you bring any clothes to wear today?"
>have no idea what she's talking about
>look down at my naked body and my millimeter peter
>MFW
>my teacher says once again "Jack, maybe your mother packed you some clothes today?"
>so i get up and walk to my backpack
>notice that there are some clothes in there!
>small problem:they're pajamas
>smaller problem: she only packed me the shirt to the pajamas
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>put on the pajama top and sit back down at the circle.
>"It's okay Jack, today's Pajama Day too!"
>end dream sequence
>be in the dream world
>walking into my kindergarten classroom
>unaware of the situation at hand that i am completely naked
>put my backpack away into a little cubby/drawer space thing
>still naked, still oblivious
>go into our "Morning Meeting" circle where everyone is sitting, including the tacher lady
>what she says,ln the most subtle voice of all time "Ummm, Jack, did you bring any clothes to wear today?"
>have no idea what she's talking about
>look down at my naked body and my millimeter peter
>MFW
>my teacher says once again "Jack, maybe your mother packed you some clothes today?"
>so i get up and walk to my backpack
>notice that there are some clothes in there!
>small problem:they're pajamas
>smaller problem: she only packed me the shirt to the pajamas
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>put on the pajama top and sit back down at the circle.
>"It's okay Jack, today's Pajama Day too!"
>end dream sequence
