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User avatar #4 - darkseidrules (01/12/2013) [-]
Can you imagine being in the second car. You hear a horrible crashing sound and suddenly there is corpse coming at you out of the sky. It slams against your windshield and sticks there. The blood is running down the spider cracks, turning your window into a gory stained glass picture of what used to be a man. You realized that you recoiled and the car is inching forward. You put your foot down to stop it and the body shifts a little on the glass, making the blood run in new paths. As you regain your composure, you hear screaming and turn to try and comfort your children. You see an empty backseat and panic for a second before remembering that you already dropped them off. Your heart skips a beat as you turn around and see the bloody mess dripping down the dash, hear the screams, and remember... Dead men don't bleed.
User avatar #75 to #4 - thewhimsicalfox (01/16/2013) [-]
Worse than the actual content my friend. Well written.
User avatar #76 to #75 - darkseidrules (01/16/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
User avatar #62 to #4 - warrenzthehero (01/13/2013) [-]
Except he's freshly dead with liquid blood still all in his body.

Still, excellent. Positively riveting.
User avatar #70 to #62 - darkseidrules (01/13/2013) [-]
You only lose so much blood from a trauma like that. It's like when you run the hose, lay it down, and turn off the tap. Water runs out and stops, but there is still a bunch in the hose. Without the heart beating and capillary action happening, the blood wouldn't keep flowing at such a pace.

and thank you, I try.
User avatar #71 to #70 - warrenzthehero (01/13/2013) [-]
Gravity, man. Gravity.
User avatar #72 to #71 - darkseidrules (01/13/2013) [-]
True to a point. I dunno, I've just heard the phrase used to describe stab and gunshot victims. if the pool is spreading fast, they are still alive. if it's moving at a normal pace, they are gone. Also, upward facing wounds don't seep. Less applicable to the argument, but it's how I know the term and idea.
#12 to #4 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
then you eat the corpse cause yolo
User avatar #7 to #4 - PolarFroster (01/13/2013) [-]
You should write horror stories.
User avatar #17 to #7 - darkseidrules (01/13/2013) [-]
I do, mostly 70's-esq pulp horror.
User avatar #29 to #17 - PolarFroster (01/13/2013) [-]
I write too, but mostly adult themed with bizarre interests ._.
User avatar #73 to #55 - PolarFroster (01/14/2013) [-]
Stuff involving bestiality, and furries too. (Bestiality =/= furry)
And a wide variety of fetishes included :l
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