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hit 2 cars in 1 fail
Tags: You are awesome
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Can you imagine being in the second car. You hear a horrible crashing sound and suddenly there is corpse coming at you out of the sky. It slams against your windshield and sticks there. The blood is running down the spider cracks, turning your window into a gory stained glass picture of what used to be a man. You realized that you recoiled and the car is inching forward. You put your foot down to stop it and the body shifts a little on the glass, making the blood run in new paths. As you regain your composure, you hear screaming and turn to try and comfort your children. You see an empty backseat and panic for a second before remembering that you already dropped them off. Your heart skips a beat as you turn around and see the bloody mess dripping down the dash, hear the screams, and remember... Dead men don't bleed.
I have been on FJ for 15 minutes and the death count is at 4. Maybe 5.
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ihavenoimagination (01/13/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
I love it how the 2nd car continues driving after the dude lands
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relentlesspoop ONLINE (01/13/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
guys lands: Hello sir, have you accepted jesus as your savior yet?
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budokai (01/13/2013) [-]
2nd car driver was so relieved that he didn't run into the back of the other car then BOOM!! Screen full of dead mans head
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cookedspider (01/13/2013) [-]
I chuckled when the second car keeps driving as if pretending nothing happened.
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ihatejuice (01/13/2013) [-]
**ihatejuice rolled a random image posted in comment #433299 at Anime & Manga ** MFW I'm the guy driving the first car
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N. Korean citizen (01/13/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
I would have lost it if the second car used the windshield wipers to get the guy off
The only thing I can think of is the horror the person in the back car must have felt.
That person landed, face-first, on their windshield.
That person landed, face-first, on their windshield.
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N. Korean citizen (01/13/2013) [-]
I can just imagine the second car saying "ewwwwww get it offfffff"