absolutely terrifying

Or: "We need to talk"

4 worst words in the English Language

we need to talk
whose bra is this
it's not your child

the last one could be the best and the worst you've ever heard in your life

You have a point....I didn't see that at first.

scarier story:


and when he woke up, she was still in his bed!

Lol'd hard. (at all the comments with 100+ thumbs ITT)

You see that comment down below with all the red thumbs? Exactly what you said.

that's not even a joke
There is more to the story
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_(short_story)

but what is doing outside the kitchen?!

You don't say partykiller?

Captain Obvious saves the day again

Worse 'I'm pregnant and you're the mother'

"Wait-But we're both female..." O.O

'wait but we're both male'

<-Definitely a case of

That actually is really cool looking. I'm impressed

It's back looks so stroke-able.

It's still a spider right? Nopenopenopenope

I own one and they are mildly tempered, it depends on the spider and if they get used to being handled or not. The best pet tarantulas are the new-world tarantulas because they are not venomous, the old-world tarantulas however are extremely aggressive and can be venomous. but note: there are no known reports of someone dying from a tarantula bite ever.

it sound like you're advertising. DO NOT WANT!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdifW2WIujs

Here, have a gif

Thank you, in return you shall be given this sweet-ass guitar solo

I'll save you Spidey!

I never thought I'd find a spider cute.

No spiders here.

I double dare you motherfucker

D: Aww shit.

I think mine is more powerful, mana bar n shit

TL;DR: Spider = scary

Thanks dude, I was too scared to read on.

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