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Zombies in Florida

This event occurred 2 days ago in Florida, Subject 0 has been eliminated.
News Article and Surveillance Footage
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another
Man' s Face
Surveillance Video Shows Apparent Shooting, Nude Men cm The Ground
MIAMI () - Miami police are still tight-
lipped about the man they shot and killed on the
MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but
new details back claims they had no choice: the
naked man they shot was trying to chew the face
off another naked man, and refused to obey
police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one
source now claims included his victims nose and
eyeballs.
Surveillance video taken from security cameras at the nearby
Miami Herald building show a police officer arrive on the
scene, appear to be startled by the spectacle of two naked
men lying on the street, and draw his service weapon. It -
pears that the officer shot one of the men, but it was difficult
to tell in the video.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p. m., when
police responded to tit 911 can about two naked men fighting
att). is hike path along the Causeway, which was packed with
traffic on a busy holiday weekend.
i :.ltl., l, lloll. lg... h.' editio Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal
bader of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who re-
spended. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing,
and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled ' -
officer, and then returned to his meal. a,
This is about the fourth incident I hear already wt ..i.. i.... ti. ,
Miami Dade County area where these individuals have titti. Tr. l. t"'. r.
their clothes and gone totally insane as a result of the drugs
they' re taking,." he said. "l don' t know if there' s any such a thing
t there but apparently this is really bad LSD."
He said thit') causes the person to strip off their clothing
because their body temperature reaches such a high degree.
He also said in many of the case the person is found growling,
violent and trying to chew on others.
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#13 - mydogsnameisjerome (05/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
And if you look to your left you'll see two naked guys fighting in the middle of the street!
#27 - anonymous (05/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I guess it was a faceoff with the police.
I guess it was a faceoff with the police.
#132 - Mantis (05/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
IT'S ******* PCP, I'M TIRED OF TELLING PEOPLE THIS! IT OCCURRED BY A HIP-HOP FESTIVAL. IF YOU LOOK AT THE ******* PICTURE YOU'LL FEEL STUPID FOR THINKING IT WAS ABOUT ZOMBIES TOO... also if you say "PCP doesn't make people eat people" like many people have been saying look up Big Lurch....
#284 - gameandwatched (05/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW i live in England   
   
Americans fighting the zombie apocalypse whilst i drink my tea and eat scones.
MFW i live in England

Americans fighting the zombie apocalypse whilst i drink my tea and eat scones.
#135 - anonymous (05/29/2012) [-]
I guess you can say that was a hell of a "face off".
#420 - cookielust (05/29/2012) [-]
there's a guy in a military bunker right now doing this...
there's a guy in a military bunker right now doing this...
#253 - icescream (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw I live in Miami...
mfw I live in Miami...
#61 - tokawase (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw I live in Miami
mfw I live in Miami
#444 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
#451 - greenmonkehman (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm off to the Winchester.
#34 - walkerboh (05/28/2012) [-]
huh
#453 - owendwf (05/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I read about this the day after it happened. What worries me, is he was shot in the leg, and 3 times in the chest area by the police officer. The "zombie" did not respond to this while trying to attack the police officer. I final shot to the head took him down. The day before it happened, the worlds national health organization put out a statement saying "The idea of a zombie apocalypse should be taken seriously".

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The zombie has been identified as the guy on the left.


I had no idea the highway incident was the 4th one. The homeless man, who had his nose and eyeballs eaten, is in the nearest Miami hospital. From what the link says, he lost 75% of his face.

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Any reports of Cannibalism coming from the Miami hospital where that man is, and i get the sharp garden tools out of the garage.

Check out a witness account:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7A3JCEHkQg&feature=player_embedded

The Police Statement:
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User avatar #48 - freakaleak (05/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wasnt drugs, it was the beginning of the zombie apocalypse....
User avatar #30 - byobgraffpro (05/28/2012) [-]
definitely not LSD, i think they meant PCP
User avatar #410 - demonicdude (05/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
But if they kill the first zombies, then there won't be an apocalypse.
#393 - whattaboner (05/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**whattaboner rolled a random image posted in comment #360 at Just Makes Me Sick ** My weapon in the zombie apocalypse
#320 - anonymous (05/29/2012) [-]
The important thing they are not telling us is, do they run fast or not?
#249 - kirkbot (05/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
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have some pics
#252 to #250 - kirkbot (05/29/2012) [-]
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and with the risk of getting flagged.... the crime scene, since we're in morbid channel here
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