Zombies Are Real

from what i understand it is fake, a promotion for S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl

I believe me meant, please be real!

If you look at that, they can't be Zombies because Zombies doesn't have that much of duh heat.
Must be some kind of mutated humans.

Zombies are easier to handle.

googles Shadow Of Chernobyl.

depending which zombie theory

In zombieland they're only infected with a mad cow disease, so technically they aren't really "dead" and would still produce body heat. But even other types of zombies would need body heat or the body wouldn't work. Our body heat makes sure that the different enzymes and chemicals in our body work properly. Most wouldn't work at lower temperatures.

so I guess they werent zombies in zombieland, huh?

well when people become zombies their digestive system stops and the only heat i can think of would be blood and decompasion in the tummy area

Yes, but a body needs heat to make pretty much anything work. I guess zombies might not need as much.

zombie strength bitch

Fuck, I'm gonna die.

They weren't zombies...they were parasite controlled people.

tomaytoh tomahto