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#371 - solidone (06/04/2012) [-]
I'm from near the guy that threw his guts at the cops. He'd been 						*******					 himself up good with the knife before, so they call the cops, and he cuts off skin from his arm and throws it at them. They call up NJSWAT. The SWAT team was quite literally kicking down the door, and he takes his knife and slits his gut. They kick down the door and he chucks a chunk of his intestines at them. His intestines were dropped onto the floor at this point. He continued fighting, biting, and literally slicing off pieces of his intestines and throwing them at the police after they gassed, pepper sprayed, and tackled him. It took 6 guys to transport him to the ambulance. My friend's a cop in Hackensack, and he said that a few of his buddies on the force are entering PTS(Post-traumatic Stress) treatment, because they saw the guy laughing his head off while slicing off bits of his gut the size of your fist.    
   
   
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I'm from near the guy that threw his guts at the cops. He'd been ******* himself up good with the knife before, so they call the cops, and he cuts off skin from his arm and throws it at them. They call up NJSWAT. The SWAT team was quite literally kicking down the door, and he takes his knife and slits his gut. They kick down the door and he chucks a chunk of his intestines at them. His intestines were dropped onto the floor at this point. He continued fighting, biting, and literally slicing off pieces of his intestines and throwing them at the police after they gassed, pepper sprayed, and tackled him. It took 6 guys to transport him to the ambulance. My friend's a cop in Hackensack, and he said that a few of his buddies on the force are entering PTS(Post-traumatic Stress) treatment, because they saw the guy laughing his head off while slicing off bits of his gut the size of your fist.


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User avatar #401 to #371 - mookiez (06/04/2012) [-]
Thumbed you for awesome story, And town called heckensack...
User avatar #380 to #371 - mrhelmetman (06/04/2012) [-]
All I thought was, here's a picture of my helicopter (Ignore Hitler).
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