Zombie Apocalypse

The guy who ate that dudes face in Miami. He was high off of bath salts, i think.

these so called zombies are affected by some kind of drug that you use when you're in a bathtub, it's like a bath salt so there you go :)

mfw all replied at the same time

Bath Salts is a the name dubbed to the new strain of PCP

bath salts are that drug that black guy took and he started eating another mans face and growling and it took a few shoots to take him down. the picture is from the walking dead a zombie show.

**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Anybody have subtle pony desktops ** lol morbid

The relevance in this roll is too much for me to handle...

Best roll I've seen in a while

How can a get be so perfect?

fabulous roll...

is that the guy that got eaten by THIS guy?

No it is this face.

Fuck yeah Dead Rising 2 (i prefer Off The Record though)

what kinda class were you in?

Dat smalltalk.

Ohnoes! We don't want them here either!! D:

The way it's drifting in the ocean would hit my country...

It's easy to make fun of white people when you're safe, isn't it nigger? You know you won't even get touched in the zombie apocalypse because zombies hunt brains, you lucky monkeys.

fucking lol'd XD

lol zombies hunt brains, black people don't have brains. Perfect anatomy right there :P

Agreed, I hate the people who legitimately think they'll survive a zombie outbreak by running around with a gun and killing zombies, the second they're in actual danger, they'll run away crying

I don't know, the way society around us is going down the drain, i kinda want it to happen. And all the smart people would just stay inside while the dumbasses go out and fight the 'zombies' Just be careful, be silent, be smart and you can outlast a zombie doomsday quite easily. I know for a fact that i am just going next door and grab food from my dead neighbors.

yea, a zombie apocalpyse wouldn't help cull society. It would just destroy it. Smart people would die as well. How long do you think you can hold up in a house and maintain supplies that are dwindling constantly. Cabin fever wouuld set in after a while.

Smart people tend to stay away from zombies. we all know that we have to go out and gather supplies, you just have to be smart about it. Don't go looking for a fight, but avoid one.

They found another calender extending 800 years...

Its a joke man just roll with it

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What am I looking at here?

A scene from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

wait people were actually being serious?!

No, I'm just tired of people calling this a zombie attack.

But there could be some idiot thinking its real.

Wow, you think I'm trolling? It's just a joke, dude.

what a joy killer.

mfw zombies

I knew about the Homeless man but shit.

Romeo from ODST?

Thank You. I was looking up zombies on Cracked just the other day, but the link to this aritcle wasn't working.

DON'T RUIN IT

FINALLY! someone with common sense on FJ.

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH GENUINE INTELLECT!!!!!

www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

here's a little more logic for those who "KNOW BETTER!!!".

Even you people should understand this!

Personally, I think this is stupid. I saw this when it first hit /b/, waaay before anybody knew. I was freaked out a little, but then people came up with ludicrous theories, which were instantly refuted when close examination of the man's body showed no signs of a strange virus. Then stories came out of the woodwork, with no relation to the original, and people were thinking it was. It was idiotic.

Then I had to hear it again... this time as unfunny jokes made by faggots.